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I want Stu Macher to fuck me until i fucking pass out

Heyoooo, it’s me 👋

could you maybe slashers w a s/o that loves to ride motorcycles, dirt bikes and quads?? You don’t have to of course! :D

A/N~OF COURSE, THIS IS SUCH A COOL IDEA AND DEFINITELY SOMETHING I LIKE AS I WANT TO GET A MOTORBIKE! HOPE YOU ENJOYED! ❤️

Michael

When he first saw you on your vehicle, he thought that I matched your character quite well. It was something he didn't really expect from you but he was pleasantly surprised. He thinks it's quite cool and at night when everyone on your street it asleep, don't be surprised to be woken up to the engine starting and seeing him driving up and down your road on it. It's quite funny to be honest, seeing a blank masked man driving something like that. He does get quite skeptical though because it could provide you with an easy get away from him.

Jason

He doesn't like it at first because it's what some of the teenagers ride on when they invade his forest. However, he warms up to it eventually but he's worried that he would damage it or hurt you. One time he was giving it a trial run when some teens came by. Long story short, he got the killing job done much faster. He might start using it to catch up to victims if you give him permission to. However, he is scared about the damage that the fumes do to the animals and trees.

Thomas

He's not really a fan but as long as you are happy, he's happy. He thinks the noise is a bit excessive but when he sees you transport victims to his house, he can't help but fall in love with you more and thank the vehicle for the job. He's happy to watch you ride around but he's a bit scared to go on it himself. Even if you offer to go with him he will politely decline. He likes it for its mass transportation but that's about it.

Billy + Stu

They both think it's so cool! They want to ride it immediately, whether it's with you or not. They will definitely put the speed limits to the test. Your ride ends up being used more by them then it does you! You don't mind though, it keeps them preoccupied. Billy got his own personalised helmet to match yours, this led Stu to get the most hideous print on his own helmet. But you don't say anything to hurt his feelings. In short, they absolutely love it!

Can I request some Stu Macher domestic Headcanons :D

HAH D U H

pls i hope u like this i don’t think i’m good at headcanons lmao

•Big oof!

•You know how goofy Stu is.

•Could you imagine you guys trying to cook together???

•Food fights and a big mess resulting in ordering out to your favorite place instead.

•Movie nights that could last forever in a big cuddle of blankets,

•Sometimes on the couch.

•(mostly on the floor)

•Do you guys ever sleep in an actual bed?

•HAH no

•Stu is absolutely your biggest supporter

•Always no matter what it is

•While a complete numbnuts

•He’s still the most down to earth and sweetest boy

•When it comes down to you especially

•Will he attempt to cook for you?

•Absolutely

•Will it end well?

•Ask the fire department L O L

•Seriously, he seems like the clumsy type to me

•BUT that’s why he’s the best

•You gotta love all the smartass comments

•The dumb jokes

•His big bear hugs

•Oh, you’re not hungry?

•Too bad

•He’s a feeder especially if you’re in a sad boi shmood

•He thinks food fixes it all

•Piggy back rides and tickle fights

•Hide and seek in the mall

•This man likes to have fun and istg if you’re not having fun

•The day is cancelled until you are