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le babe: you guys don’t need to go out there’s a killer :(
stu-billy: aww, are you scared?
le babe: yeah you guys could get hurt :(
stu-billy: windows error noise
they start glitching like the chromebook i tried to illegally downloads sims on for free in middle school
Gingerbread
A/n small christmas drabble i talked about earlier,, just a cute little holiday snippet
Summary: Billy and Stu don’t particularly care about Christmas, but they like being around you.
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His words are sinking in because it’s been long enough and you can’t just stare at Stu forever, but you can’t think of a way to react. After all, one of the most enthusiastic people you’ve ever met just casually admitted to not being super into the holidays.
The holidays aren’t something people are or aren’t into. They’re a state of mind, a ritual, a time of year to put aside the pretext of angst in order to take joy in the simple things like decorating little cookie people and walking around to look at everyone’s lights.
“You’re ‘not into the holidays’?” Stu blinks, a pinch of humor playing into his expression at your disbelief. “What do you mean you’re ‘not into the holidays’?”
“What I said, sweetheart,” he hums with a casualness that’s nearly suspicious because you’re still not convinced, “I’m not nine so I’m not super into it.”
It. “What’s there not to be into?” You feel a bit like a kid with your insistence, but come on--it’s weird that Stu, who’s all energy and pro anything that gets him time off school is indifferent about the holiday season.
Who’s indifferent about the holiday season? You get why some people might hate this time of year and you don’t expect everyone to be all deck the halls, tinsel coming out of every crevice of their being, or anything--but this much flatness? It’s weird. Especially from him.
Stu’s eyebrows pull together. He’s clearly enjoying something about your shock. “It was fun when I was a kid, but you grow out of the holly jolly. The decorators come, Leslie pops in, and we get gifts. It’s nothing world changing.”
The bit of insight only vaguely helps, shifting your total disbelief into something a little more downcast. His apathy seems to stem from his family dynamic at least a little. “Well, what about you?”
Billy angles his head in your direction, leaning against the island of your family’s kitchen. His pause is cut short by Stu, “Oh, don’t even try with Billy. He’s the real Grinch here.”
Your head snaps towards Billy. “You hate Christmas?”
“Hate’s a strong word,” Billy answers, his flatness ruined by the slight amusement at your total shock. When you don’t ease, Billy shrugs, eyes dropping to focus on the granite countertop instead of your face, “Christmas was my mom’s thing.”
You have to bite your tongue to keep from asking if you heard correctly. Billy mentioning his mom in any capacity is shocking enough, but hearing him talk about her so casually and with such blankness is something else entirely.
“My dad and I just aren’t that into it.”
Nodding once, you’re not sure there’s a good way to continue. “So no baking cookies? Got it.”
Stu leans forward, nudging you with his elbow. “I didn’t say that, princess, I’ll play house with you.”
It takes a second of reflection, but you guess you can see how Stu found a way to weasel in that angle. You weren’t thinking of it when you brought up the cookie thing, but you should have expected it. Stu has a talent for reading between lines in a way that makes it easy to translate subtext into anything he wants it to be. You don’t think you get why he’d want to perceive it that way, but decide that a dip into psychoanalysis will derail the afternoon.
It’s not too weird, you guess, at least not too weird for Stu. His parents aren’t around much so all those little things need to be found in friendship. It’s the defense you use for a lot of Stu’s tiny comments and actions. It’s a fair excuse, and not the worst way his potential parental issues come out, and--
Okay. This is the exact psychological deep dive you didn’t want to take. If you think too hard on it, you feel bad about it. What kind of friend needs to over observe and read into everything like that?
“Yeah?” You tap your nails along the granite, “Willing to wear an apron and everything?”
Stu tilts his head, leaning forward and lifting his hand to your cheek. He pinches the skin of your cheek too quickly for you to protest. “You’re the one with the legs for it.”
It’s dumb enough that you should be able to think of some kind of retort, but the way he says it, voice all low and eyes too focused, derails your train of thought entirely. “And you’re the one with the legs that can reach the top shelf where the flour is.”
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“I’m doing it right.” It’s little more than a huff and it’s quickly followed by a full, unashamed pout. “You just like being bossy.”
Glaring at Stu as he squishes the dough between his fingers instead of fully flattening it, you cross your arms across your chest. It’s a bad idea, because flour is coating both of your hands and more powder smudges against your shirt. You’re surprised that you didn’t think to expect such a mess. “Do not.”
“The power trip’s adorable.”
“And how cute will you find it when I kick your ass?”
He does the most offensive thing possible. He grins, full teeth and not even the tiniest bit menaced. “Yeah? You’re gonna kick my ass?”
His reply is equal parts teasing and something you’ve never been able to name but have always known not to push too far. Winding Stu up is fun until it’s not and the line shifts with little warning. “Maybe,” it feels more like a retreat than you’d like.
“I wouldn’t try her,” Billy’s voice comes out half disinterested as he continues to mostly do as told, evening out the dough Stu un-smoothed. “She can be mean.”
You fight a smile, “Not mean--fair.”
Billy pauses in a consideration so deliberate it almost feels like he’s making fun of you in a lighthearted way. “Tough.”
Nodding once, you move to press your palm into the dough. “I have to be to keep two specific people I can never shake in line.”
“Two people you can’t shake.” Billy’s thumb presses into the side of the dough stiffly, flattening the dough too thinly. “Sounds like you have some stalkers.”
You move your hand to adjust the distribution of the dough, your fingers brushing against the side of Billy’s hand. “Nah,” you hum casually, “They’re nice in their own weird way.”
Billy turns his hand, skin settling against yours in a way that’d feel intentional if it wasn’t for the way he dutifully returned to evening the dough. “Weird?” It’s said softly enough, a touch of lightheartedness etched into the word.
You’re about to make some joke about how weird is a total understatement when you’re yanked back with no warning. Your body has barely moved a full step, but the sudden, firm grip on your waist and left forearm forces you to bite your tongue to avoid yelping. Flour puffs into a cloud that gets all over you and up your nose.
“Stu!”
He laughs, not letting go. “What happened to keeping us in check?”
The jab makes you feel like you could kill him in order to prove a point. You squirm aimlessly, too offended to manage anything else. Stu’s relentless in his hold as you twist until you’re facing him. His expression leaves something in your stomach on edge. It’s not genuine panic or comfortability either. You can’t decide whether that makes you want to move or stay in place.
Stu angles his head downwards and you slowly raise a hand. He doesn’t question it until it’s too late and you’re opening your palm in order to let out a quick, sharp breath. Flour strikes Stu in a way that seems to genuinely catch him by surprise. It’s enough to make you laugh until his stillness sinks in. His hold on you feels firmer now and you’re not sure if the change is new or if you had been too distracted to notice before. Your lower back presses into the kitchen counter as you instinctually shift back.
The bubbling of your internal awkwardness combines uneasily with the humor of earlier. It sits and builds with no where to go until you blurt out, “You in check yet?”
He cocks his head to the side. “Don’t get a big head, babydoll.”
You’re not sure you get the framing of his words and their uncharacteristically stiff undertone. Before you can dwell, Billy sighs. “You two are little kids.”
Any hint of edge that had just started building up vanishes as Stu turns his head. “Moody.”
“Yeah,” you echo, feeling like your proving Billy’s point, “We should dump flour on Billy.”
“An entire bag,” Stu angles his head to face you again, slowly releasing you, “We could wait for him to go to the bathroom and ambush him.”
“You hide around the corner and I’ll hide behind the couch. No escape.”
Billy rolls his eyes. “You’re conspiring in front of me.”
“Maybe I’m just trying to lure you into a false sense of security and I’m actually planning something a lot worse.”
His eyebrows draw together, a desperate attempt at annoyance. “You wouldn’t make a good bad guy.”
You let out a sound of mock offense. “You have no idea what I’m capable of plotting. I could be a total evil mastermind.”
With a loud snort, Stu brings attention back to him. “You’re better off sticking to the cookies.” Before you can protest, Stu challenges your irritated expression with a question, “Okay--slasher movie, how do you take out your first victim?”
You’d point out that you weren’t trying to prove you’d be a fantastic killer in a scary movie, but they’d take that as giving up. Especially since you should have known that one of them would go there eventually. “Those things are unrealistic because half the time not getting caught isn’t a priority.” The answer feels a little bit like a cop out, and so you take a second to actually think it through, “But, I guess, off the top of my head I’d take out the first victim way before the others to make the crimes seem disconnected.”
Billy asks, “Then what?”
Ugh. You don’t love being put on the spot and this could easily turn into a sore subject with how seriously they take their scary movies. You’re not in the mood to be made into a joke as they pick apart your murder plan without taking into consideration that they gave you no notice. “I don’t know--take out the second victim alone to allow suspense to build and then attack the last of them all at once at some place I’m supposed to be at and then injure myself to make it easier to frame someone close enough to the victims to already have the police’s eye on them.”
“Boring,” Stu exhales, dragging out the two syllables, “You left out the good, bloody details. Think you’d look cute all stabby--”
“You want to see me stab happy? Because I guarantee you won’t like the outcome.”
“Ouch,” Stu drops his head onto your shoulder, feigning a pain to rival an actual wound, “I’d let you live if I was a killer.” Not breaking at what’s clearly a compliment, you cup some more flour into your hand before blowing it into his face again. “You’re mean.” The whine is followed by him burring his head into his shoulder as he pretends to cry, affectively forcing the flour all over your shirt.
Billy leans forward, grabbing a cloth rag from the other side of the counter before dropping it in front of you. “Clean up before you get it on me.” He catches the look behind your eye before you even realize what you’re doing. “Don’t.”
His warning isn’t serious to constitute a threat or ruin the mood, but you’re not in the mood to make this painful. He’s already precarious enough when it comes to Christmas as is. “You’re no fun.”
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Baking cookies has never taken you this long in your life. You’re sure that you were a better cookie assistant when you were a toddler than Billy and Stu were today, but you don’t mind.
You had to take a quick shower while the cookies were in the oven because there was no other way to get all of that flour off. Stu did the same once you got out of the bathroom. Though, according to Stu and his never ending jokes and little comments, the truly practical thing would have been to shower together.
But now you’re dry and clean and Stu finally put on the shirt you stuck in the wash back on, you’re all left with a tiny army of gingerbread men. Yours are decorated a little cliche, gum drop buttons and crooked frosting smiles. Stu took creative liberties in the making of his thanks to help from the red food coloring he found in the back of the kitchen cabinet. Billy’s was surprisingly the neatest but was only decorated as an average guy in order to be a victim to Stu’s axe wielding gingerbread man.
You rolled your eyes, but the amount of background and voices that went into the production of the mini massacre that only spared your cookies was funny.
"So, sugarplum.” The nickname forces your nose to wrinkle and you fight a laugh the same way a parent who doesn’t want to encourage bad behavior in a toddler would. That much affirmation could lead to sugarplum joining the already lengthy lineup of pet names Stu rotates through on a regular basis. “What’s your heart’s Christmas wish?”
Okay--you’re not made of stone. A laugh that’s a little too loud slips out. “You don’t need to be that cheesy, all I did was get you to bake cookies.”
Stu forces out a mock gasp, eyes flitting towards Billy. “Can you believe her?”
“I can’t believe you used ‘sugarplum’ and ‘Christmas wish’ in the same sentence.” Billy lifts his head up from the couch long enough for you to catch his slight smile. You laugh again, a little more comfortably.
“Yeah, yeah, gang up on me,” Stu says this like he has never been this tired or this victimized in his life. He moves to sit on the couch, taking a second to comfortably adjust before patting his thigh. “If I get one of those hats will you sit on my lap and tell me what you want?”
You roll your eyes, fighting against the burning sensation in your face. “Yeah,” flopping onto the couch at what you consider a safe distance, you continue, “And then if I’m lucky you’ll put me on the nice list.”
“There’s an easy way to g--” He’s cut off by a pillow hitting the edge of his chin before smacking against his chest and landing on his lap. Stu gasps with an over the top level of offense. “What? I was going to say all you had to do was get me another cookie from the kitchen.”
It’s blatant bullshit. “Mhm,” you cross your arms, settling on your spot, “I’m sure.”
“Cross my heart.” He makes a point of tracing the ‘X’ motion over his chest. “I’m easily pleased.”
Billy gently kicks his foot against Stu’s. “Since when?”
“Since always.” Stu sits up, turning his full attention back to you. “But seriously, princess, what do you want for Christmas?”
The question makes you feel awkward despite it’s casualness. “Um...” Every time people ask it, your mind instantly wipes and you can’t think of anything you’ve ever desired or needed. Besides, gift buying is inherently awkward when it’s talked about. “Nothing really, as of right now, I guess.”
Stu practically whines like your response is a seriously, deeply personal issue. “Don’t pretend, it just makes Christmas shopping harder.”
“You don’t have to get me anything.”
“Like I’m not getting my best girl anything.”
Sitting up a little further, you’re not sure what you to say to that. Sometimes Stu’s joking flirting is a little hard to laugh about when it’s that blatant. “You guys should help me put up some lights in my room. Last year I almost broke the curtain rod so now I’m banned from doing it alone.”
You stand before any further comment can be made, fully aware of how transparent and flimsy the transition feels, but you can’t bring yourself to care. You’d much rather be playing with colored lights as Stu gets too comfortable climbing up stepping stools and furniture than having whatever that conversation would have been.
it’s that time again where my every waking thought is of theses two hot ass psychos
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✎ Good day/night, author!
I'm so obsessed with your writing, I seriously can't get enough of it! I hope you don't mind if I send another request, though you can ignore this if you don't feel like writing this <3
『✎Request✐☕︎』
Slashers (or just one! You can choose <3) with an fem!S/O who loves pink. I'm talking obsessed, like watching the same 2 movies religiously (Mean Girls & Legally Blonde) (Also the musicals maybe? /j) Her whole room is pink, her supplies are pink, her cups, plates, and utensils are pink, her clothes are (almost) all pink, she's thinking of dying her hair pink
I'm not talking about barbie pink only, like different shades of pink that the slashers didn't even know existed.
『✎Request (fin) ✐☕︎』
Thank you for your hard work <33 you've literally been posting multiple blogs a day and I'm so. Happy, but don't forget to take a break loves <33
Thank you for making content and doing what you love, ilysm <3 I'll always support you and your blog 🙌
Love,
- @chloes-files
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➤; Chloe out! .↶
i can absolutely confirm that this is me irl ilysm chloeee
💗𝓼𝓽𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓼/𝓸 𝓸𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 ۫⁎.
you are a pink enthusiast and he adores you for that. besides most of his exes and side hoes seemed to have a fixation with the colour.
he just loves looking at you, not only are you hot and gorgeous but you also have a suiting color for you. pink really does suit you, and he appreciates you for it. he loves how pink is on you from the top of your hat or dyed tipped hair, all the way down to your pink shoes.
the nails are givingggg ____, the bling bling and the pinky pink nails is so amazingggg. he just loves you for that, and just reminds himself that your his. not to mention your y2k vibes. for movie night he just knows what you guys are going to watch.
instead of taking his idea for watching a horror movie, you guys are going to watch legally blonde or mean girls. if billy was here for your guys' move night, he'll be like Wednesday Addams and clutch his pearls and watch in horror. he's impressed, who knew that a girly girl could pick out a good horror movie?
when he comes over to your place, he's not surprised when he sees that your room is covered in pink. okay well, maybe he is a little bit surprised. he knew you were going to have pink in it, but to have pink covered from the top of your walls all the way to the floor, well that's just crazy!
and it's not just your room that's pink. your living room has a big pink love couch, your kitchen is full of pink paper cups, glasses, pink plates, a pink knife, your bathroom has a pink toothbrush, pink soap bars, a pink shower-cap. stu feels like he's gonna faint.
at school, he can always count on you having a pink fuzzy pencil like the one in the three pictures above, obviously a pink eraser, a pink notebook, pink binder, pink laptop, pink backbag, pink everything.
he does like the posters of mean girls movie on it, and likes the souvenirs of nail polish and barbie and bratz propaganda, ehh mostly Barbie. and speaking of horror movies, the image of jennifer check lighting her tongue on fire is right on your vanity.
stu giggles in awe when he sees this and tells you; "_____, i am a god." you chuckle. "okay stu, whatever baby."
like i said, you are so obsessed with pink that you actually help stu learn a thing or two. you guys are dating, he's bound to be seeing the sight of pink. but when it comes to you, he's seen a different types of shades of pink that he's never seen before! stu finds this amazing but also a little disturbing. but it's you, so he'll take that up for amazement.
overall, he's like so happy and embraces you for showing your favorite color. he reassures you that it's fine, and that it's a great way of expressing yourself. don't let others bring you down for doing the stuff that you do, they're just jealous that you look good. ❤︎˖*°࿐
ERMM they might be gay idk haven’t quite figured it out yet
My taste in men is.......
Edit:
Slashers with a s/o that also kills
A/N~FINALLY ABLE TO POST! ITS BEEN SO LONG AND FINALLY EXAMS ARE DONE! ❤️
Michael
He had just finished his killing spree. He was simply walking through the street when he saw a single person just walking on the path, why not just have one more kill? However, when that person walked past the alleyway, you jumped out and attacked the poor local. Blood went absolutely everywhere from your brutal murder. He was angry that you took his last kill from him but he was beyond intrigued. After a few weeks of stalking, you both patterned up your killing and spent time together. As neither of you spoke or liked physical contact, you both just assumed you were in a relationship after a while. It was fun for him to have a little murderer partner.
Jason
When he first saw you killing teens in his forest, he was very confused. How could someone as sweet looking as you enjoy something so violent? So after that, every time you killed, he gradually joined until you practically became a duo. That soon formed into a loving and murderous relationship! Pamela was always worried about you but Jason turned into a complete mother hen. If you needed to satisfy your blood lust, go ahead, but he is always watching and following you to make sure you are safe. After all, he can't have something as important and as loving as you to leave him! He wouldn't be able to handle that.
Thomas
You both met when he was walking down the road with his trusty chainsaw and you were in a field casually killing someone. When you both looked at one other, you both had a nonverbal agreement that you won't hurt each other. He took you home and Luda loves you! Hoyt was very reluctant to let you in the house, but another killer meant that more food could be provided and more house work could be done. Tommy would never pressure you into eating their type of food but he does make sure that you stear clear of most of his work in the basement. He can't risk something happening to you! You find your use by luring victims to the house or killing them yourself before hand. He loves you and so does his family.
Bubba
Poor baby is scared of you at first. What if you hurt him!? He knows his brothers won't protect him, but when you protect him from his brothers? He's in love. He was struggling to kill a victim but you helped him out, now he's keeping you! He loves it when you kill together and smothers you in kisses and happy babbling. He also loves it when you do his make up and make him look all pretty! Let him do yours though. Bubba does worry about you when you go off to kill, not just because you might get hurt but also if you might leave him. But when you come back with a new victim and a bag full of new make up he's over the moon!
Billy + Stu
They were a bit shocked to see you do something like that but when you ask to join them they absolutely love it. Both of them find it very sexy, seeing you all bloody and breathing heavy. They aren't to worried about whether or not you get hurt, they are just scared of people figuring out who you are and what you have done. If one of you does get hurt, the remaining two of you are the new household parents. However it does get inappropriate when they both call you certain names when it's your turn yo be the parent. Overall, the mischief that you all cause is so much fun and they feel so lucky to have you with them!
Heyoooo, it’s me 👋
could you maybe slashers w a s/o that loves to ride motorcycles, dirt bikes and quads?? You don’t have to of course! :D
A/N~OF COURSE, THIS IS SUCH A COOL IDEA AND DEFINITELY SOMETHING I LIKE AS I WANT TO GET A MOTORBIKE! HOPE YOU ENJOYED! ❤️
Michael
When he first saw you on your vehicle, he thought that I matched your character quite well. It was something he didn't really expect from you but he was pleasantly surprised. He thinks it's quite cool and at night when everyone on your street it asleep, don't be surprised to be woken up to the engine starting and seeing him driving up and down your road on it. It's quite funny to be honest, seeing a blank masked man driving something like that. He does get quite skeptical though because it could provide you with an easy get away from him.
Jason
He doesn't like it at first because it's what some of the teenagers ride on when they invade his forest. However, he warms up to it eventually but he's worried that he would damage it or hurt you. One time he was giving it a trial run when some teens came by. Long story short, he got the killing job done much faster. He might start using it to catch up to victims if you give him permission to. However, he is scared about the damage that the fumes do to the animals and trees.
Thomas
He's not really a fan but as long as you are happy, he's happy. He thinks the noise is a bit excessive but when he sees you transport victims to his house, he can't help but fall in love with you more and thank the vehicle for the job. He's happy to watch you ride around but he's a bit scared to go on it himself. Even if you offer to go with him he will politely decline. He likes it for its mass transportation but that's about it.
Billy + Stu
They both think it's so cool! They want to ride it immediately, whether it's with you or not. They will definitely put the speed limits to the test. Your ride ends up being used more by them then it does you! You don't mind though, it keeps them preoccupied. Billy got his own personalised helmet to match yours, this led Stu to get the most hideous print on his own helmet. But you don't say anything to hurt his feelings. In short, they absolutely love it!
It's me again! XD This time it's not an aot request, but I'm curious to try to request something with slashers, here it is: how the slasher would react to a s/o who hid a pregnancy from them like they come back to their lair and find out their s/o gave birth on her own, like they find her with a newborn baby in her arms right after birth and they didn't know she was pregnant.
I know this is weird, you can choose to not write it if it's too cringe for you.
A/N~HI MY LOVE! I LOVE THIS IDEA AND HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! 🥰❤️
Michael
You were very grateful that your bump didn't show to much, you weren't sure how he would react to finding out you are pregnant. You started having contractions during the day and by the time Michael left for his nightly killing spree, you were left to give birth by yourself. It was horrible and torturous but you managed to give birth to a beautiful baby girl. You cleaned her up after a while and sat proped up against the wall on your shared bed with her all wrapped up in your arms. An hour or so later, you heard the door of the house slam shut as Michael's heavy footsteps came up the stairs. You didn't pay him any attention as you were still to focused on your baby girl. As soon as he opened your bedroom door he just froze. How the fuck do you have a baby? Where did it come from? Who's is it? You ushered him over as to not wake her up. "We have a baby now Mikey! Isn't she beautiful? She has your eyes!" He couldn't wrap his head around the situation. He didn't know how exactly to feel about it either but with the happy smile that was etched on your face as you admired your child was to priceless. He now has a family that he is going to cherish forever.
Jason
Poor baby was clueless when you started to be sick and eat more. He just figured that you were sick and needed to do your own thing to heal. However, Pam noticed pretty much straight away and decided to keep the secret aswell. Jason had been out for most of the day and you were laying at home experiencing the most excruciating pain ever to deliver this baby in an old and moldy cabin. It was horrible but worth it when the struggles stopped and your beautiful baby girl arrived. You decided that you were going to name her after Jason's mother. When he got back to the cabin, he saw the back of your head leaning down whilst sitting on the sofa. He just walked over and froze like Michael. You haven't cheated on him have you? How is this baby hear!? He's so scared bless him. After a thorough examination from you, he understood but was a but hurt that you felt the need to hide the pregnancy from him and that Pamela knew all along. He was as happy as ever though when you told him her name.
Thomas
You are incredibly sneaky if you can hide a pregnancy from him. I don't think it would be possible as you never leave the house and you are stuck with the same people day in and day out. I think Luda would notice after a while and end up telling the whole family. She's just so excited that the Hewitt name is growing! Poor Tomny felt like he was going to faint, he's always been a family man and is beyond happy that you're carrying his child. The whole family is supportive and understanding throughout the pregnancy but Mama Mae thought it was necessary for only her to deliver the baby and be in the room with you. Even Hoyt was excited to see the little bundle! Your screams are the only ones that haunt Thomas but as soon as he was allowed into your room, I was all worth it. Your cradled your baby boy to your chest as the poor man stumbled over. He did it, you did it, he finally has the family he has always wanted.
Billy + Stu
These guys are so wrapped up in other things that they definitely didn't notice that you were pregnant. Much to your relief. Your delivery was horrible, the boys had just got back from a hunt and decided to watch a scary movie. All whilst you were upstairs on your shared bed squeezing a person out of you! It wasn't until your screams echoed around the house that they rushed upstairs. They didn't know how to help seeing as they didn't know you were pregnant, but when your little boy finally arrived, everything went silent. They were actually very happy and excited about having a baby! Sure with their hobby, it can be dangerous to have a kid around but with an amazing mother like you, everything will go well. They got the family They never knew they needed.
Slapping Slasher's Ass and Running away!
Micheal Myers:
•He likes to believe he has complete control over his surroundings
•He likes to imagine himself as a Jaguar; opportunistic, stealthy, adaptable, and an Apex predator
•And then there's you, here to snap them back to reality
•If he's a Jaguar, you're an annoying bird that follows him
•All this made clear when He's just standing in the kitchen and feels a hard smack on his Ass
•He whips his head around to see you, running at full speed and giggling
•For a moment he's completely stunned
•But only for a moment
•He’s quick on your heels
•In less than 10 seconds he's holding you in the air by your shirt, like holding a cat by its scruff
•You can immediately tell through the mask how pissed he is
•But for a few seconds he just leaves you suspended in the air, and soon enough he makes his decision.
•He walks to your shared bedroom and drops you onto the bed
•You think you're in for some sexy-funtime
•That quickly washes away when Michael turns around and walk out the door
•When you get up to follow you find that he's locks you in by putting a chair under the handle
•This man is so sick of your shit, but loves you too much to actually harm you
•He just put you in time out while he waits for the stinging on his ass to go away
Billy loomis & Stu macher:
•When the school day ends you're walking towards the front door, you spot both of your boyfriends walking towards the door too
•With the coast clear of teachers and most other students you knew what you had to do
•You rub your hands together diabolically and begins to run towards them
•when you're finally in the perfect position, you wind your hands back and as hard as you can, you slap their ass
•They both tense up and freeze
•When they see you running past them and laughing, they are quick to give chase
•They Chase you down the field and into the parking lot
•Stu was the one to tackle you onto the grass, making sure to protect your head when you fall
•Stu pins you down while Billy catches up
•When (a winded) Billy reaches you two he drops to his knees and starts tickling you
•Neither boy takes to seriously and think it's a playful invention to rough house and playfully fight
Thomas Hewitt:
•While he was meticulously cutting up some cow legs, you spotted a golden opportunity
•Thom’s fat ass in perfect position
•After circling him, carrying the same box of tools, you decide to go for the kill
•”Tommy!” You shout while running past him
•Your hand makes firm contact with the side of his rear
•You leave a blazing trail up the stairs while Thom processes what happened
•Thom watches you run away while his ass stings
•At most he's confused
•He just goes back to work
Bubba Sawyer:
•You were playing with him outside
•Running around, picking flowers, picking up pebbles, roughhousing
•While play fighting you slap is ass and run away hoping he would chase you
•instead he stands for confused
•after an awkward couple seconds, you realize he's not going to chase you, So you walk back to him
•You ask if He's okay and realize his eyes is watering
•After a frantic apology and check over You managed to figure out that he's not hurt
•Bubba Just associates spanking with being bad/bad behavior
•He was upset because he thought you were punishing him for being too rough
•You made it up to him by making him a flower crown
Bo Sinclair:
•This could go one of two ways
•He could be really into it OR he could freak out
•It depends on what mood you catch him in
•One day he'll think it's sexy and want you to do it again
•The next he'll have a PTSD attack remembering his childhood
•It's honestly best if you keep your hands to yourself
Vincent Sinclair:
•He honestly thought you did it by accident
•He didn't understand that you were trying to play
•He didn't react at all
•You have to tell him what you're trying to do
•He gets very embarrassed about not understanding that he kind of shut down for the day
•He remains hunched over on his desk for the rest of the day
Lester Sinclair:
•It honestly doesn't matter what you do to Lester, He's just happy you're giving him attention
•The man is the definition of a puppy
•He's just happy to be here
•So if you want to play a game of Chase, He’lll Chase
•As soon as you slap and run away he's hot on your heels
•He chases you through a field and down the roads
•When he catches you he's out of breath and takes a second to dry heave
•Then he'll hug and kiss you while walking back to the Truck
Billy Lenz:
•Billy is one of the characters you Can not hit
•You think he'd be into to quick slap, but he has the opposite reaction
•He thinks you're planning on hurting him And will either attack you or hide
•If he chooses to attack, You're likely going to have to hold him down until he calms
•If he hides, leave him alone
•trying to find him would be like walking into a coyote's den
•eventually he'll come back out because you're the only person that still talks to him
•He figures it's better to be physically abused than be lonely
•Good luck explaining that it was just a joke
Brahms Heelshire:
•He was acting up after you told him the grocery boy was coming today
•He was whining about how you don't need to interact with him and how the help shouldn't be seen or heard
•You remind them that you're technically ‘the help’ and he pouts on the couch
•When the doorbell rings he immediately jumps up to try to stop you
•You have a light bulb moment
•You get closer, reach around, and slap his ass
•You almost immediately push past him to run to the door
•Brahms is quick to follow, but not quick enough
•You swing open the door before Brahms can reach you
•He hides just in time, and proceeds to stew behind the door.
Hannibal Lecter:
•While he was cooking up some breakfast you come up behind him and hug him
•He greets you and continues to cook
•You two have a lazy conversation while you lean your head against his shoulders
•Deciding he's not pay enough attention to you come up with a plan
•You steal one of his knives, slap his ass, and bolt out of the kitchen
•He gives you about a 5-second Head start before he begins his hunt
•In that time He turns off the stove and allows himself time to find you
•He slowly starts his prowl
•Checking doors, behind furniture, around the stairs, and behind curtains
•When he finds you, he pounces and pulls you into a pinning hug
•He forces the knife from your hand and kisses your forehead
•”Let me finish breakfast, then I'll spend time with you.”
Will Graham:
•While on the world's most boring fishing trip (Will Even admitted this trip sucked) You watch as no lines get tugged
•board out of your mind you decide to at least mess around
•While Will was leaning over to check his lines you slap his ass as hard as to can, which throws him into the calm river
•You howl with laughter as Will get thrown overboard
•When he resurfaces we comes back up with a scowls on his lips, but a playful look in his eyes
•”You suck” he chuckles while you help him back in
•As soon as he's on board, he throws you into the water and laughs
The Lost Boys:
•All the boys are up for a good chase, But they all have different reactions
•David
-Slapping David's ass takes balls
-As soon as you try to run he has you by the arm
-He smirks and pulls you towards him
-”Oh-ho-ho, where do you think you're going?”
-If you play your cards right he'll let you go to properly chase you
-All’s well and good before he flies at you like a hawk
•Dwayne
-He'll let you run away But as soon as you're out of sight the game is on
-It doesn't matter where you're at
-The boardwalk, the cave, the forest, the beach
-He sprints and tackles you to the floor
-”Did you honestly believe you could outrun a vampire?” He muses
-could turn playful, could turn romantic
•Paul
-as soon as your hand collides with his ass, he shrieks
-He playful pretends he's wounded
-He writhes on the ground, cries fake tears, hand over forehead
-”Why should you do this to me!”
-”I thought you loved me!”
-Walks around all day telling his brothers that you abuse him
-gives you love bites while telling his tale of woe
•Marko
-when you slap his ass he lets out a moan that causes both of you to freeze
-after a few seconds Marko whips around
-”Tell no one.” He says in a completely serious voice
-You know for a fact the others would make fun of him for the rest of his unnatural life
-Every time you're behind him, he turns around to face you So it never happens again
Thanks for reading <3
Sorry this took so long! I've had a busy week!
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THE-SLASHER-FILES MASTERLIST
UPDATED: February 16th 2022 enjoy🔪💕
ANDREI KULOKOVA - OC
AMARIA KULOKOVA/DEVANA - OC
ASA EMORY/ THE COLLECTOR
ARKIN O'BRIEN
BILLY & STU
BO SINCLAIR
JASON VOORHEES
JESSE CROMEANS/ CHROMESKULL
MICHAEL MYERS
LESTER SINCLAIR
THE LOST BOYS
VINCENT SINCLAIR
NOT CURRENTLY WRITING FOR:
BUBBA SAWYER
FREDDY KRUEGER
HANNIBAL LECTER
OTHER OCS:
DOMINIK DIMITRI KULOKOVA
ANASTASIA EVA KULOKOVA
EMERSON FOX LAH-MO
that one is kinda old
GRAAAHHH GAY PEOPLE
Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
