Sussy Baka - Tumblr Posts
The worst thing I have ever created
will you stick out thy gyatt for thou rizzler
I do
will thou be skibidi? Will thou be fanum Tax?
I do
Does thou wish to be my sigma?
I do
will thou frikin come here, will thou give me ALL your Ohio?
I do
very good, I now pronounce skibidi and gyatt, you may now rizz up the bride
i tell no lies. only truths
Thats something a LIAR would say
Give me proof you're not S U S
I prefer my Billy Batson in the nice 10 year old range so I imagine his slang would be super cringe.
Billy Batson, to Darkseid while the League is in an epic battle: You're such a sussy baka.
Bruce, who had to deal with Damian thinking this was the worst insult known to mankind for like a month: *narrows eyes with Suspicion™*
Shazam, a supposedly magic immortal being of unknown origin: kinda pops off ngl
Batman, a father of 6: (narrows eyes in suspicion) yes…indeed it does..
"Wacky wavy inflatable looking ass" – Long Green Man
Nobody knows how they got here
