Swooning Over Pixels - Tumblr Posts

Please give us your top five hottest male islanders IN ORDER. All seasons. Based on who you think is the best looking in terms of design. No ties, no “if X character was in Y style.” Just based on pure hotness. 🤣🤣

This is clearly my punishment for voting for redheaded Lewie. I deserve it. This hurts. Since objectivity was not listed as a requirement, I'm gonna go by which pixels made me raise my eyebrows and make a whimpering noise upon first appearance. They're not necessarily the pixels I loved the most. No one will ever beat out Bobby for that, even though he wasn't super hot to me initially.

Levi

Marshall

Lucas

Seb

Nicky

I went back and fourth between Levi and Marshall for #1. Ultimately, I gave the W to Levi, but by the slimmest possible margin.

I hated this 😂 But since Suzi can't tell me what to do (I mean she does, but I don't have to listen), here are my runners up: Suresh, Jake, Henrik, and Lewie. In theory, Roberto should have made the list. Objectively, he's probably one of the hottest islanders, but but nothing about him was hot TO ME. He didn't raise my brows and he caused no pained whimpers of want. Sorry, @longbobmckenzie. Please note that Henny was in my runners up list, FWIW. I'm a sucker for the long hair and pretty lips. Thanks @mrsbsmooth. And thank you for the additional tag, @willkimurashat! I'm not tagging people because I'm tired. But if you see this, consider yourself tagged!