Please Give Us Your Top Five Hottest Male Islanders IN ORDER. All Seasons. Based On Who You Think Is

Please give us your top five hottest male islanders IN ORDER. All seasons. Based on who you think is the best looking in terms of design. No ties, no “if X character was in Y style.” Just based on pure hotness. 🤣🤣

This is clearly my punishment for voting for redheaded Lewie. I deserve it. This hurts. Since objectivity was not listed as a requirement, I'm gonna go by which pixels made me raise my eyebrows and make a whimpering noise upon first appearance. They're not necessarily the pixels I loved the most. No one will ever beat out Bobby for that, even though he wasn't super hot to me initially.

Levi

Marshall

Lucas

Seb

Nicky

I went back and fourth between Levi and Marshall for #1. Ultimately, I gave the W to Levi, but by the slimmest possible margin.

I hated this 😂 But since Suzi can't tell me what to do (I mean she does, but I don't have to listen), here are my runners up: Suresh, Jake, Henrik, and Lewie. In theory, Roberto should have made the list. Objectively, he's probably one of the hottest islanders, but but nothing about him was hot TO ME. He didn't raise my brows and he caused no pained whimpers of want. Sorry, @longbobmckenzie. Please note that Henny was in my runners up list, FWIW. I'm a sucker for the long hair and pretty lips. Thanks @mrsbsmooth. And thank you for the additional tag, @willkimurashat! I'm not tagging people because I'm tired. But if you see this, consider yourself tagged!

Lobster tale? 😅

LOL, I think I wrote a single chapter back in 2012 or something. Back when I was a newbie novelist. It was basically a rom-com about a woman who owns a seafood restaurant and it's close to closing. But there's rumors that a famous food critic, who goes undercover, might be coming to their restaurant and it could make or break her. Spoiler: It doesn't go well. A couple has a LOUD breakup that disrupts everyone's meals, there's yelling about ass-eating (don't ask), and things get worse.

"Take your fucking phone!" She threw that too. "And take your meal. I didn't even want this salty-assed, overpriced seafood!" The frothing woman grabbed the platter off the table and hurled the entire contents of it. Since the coward was behind her, the three-pound crustacean came hurtling at Danielle’s face. Mister Butter Guy jumped in front of her. It all happened so fast. The lobster nailed him in the nose. He fell backward onto Danielle, buckling her knees and sending them both to the ground, corn cobs, redskin potatoes, and spicy Cajun lemon butter raining down on them.

Thanks for the ask, Saga! 😘

Too real 😆

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

which 3 litg islanders are the most your type on paper?

Seb x 3. The end.

So here's my thing. I love Bobby but he's absolutely not my type because he's actually happy 🤣 I'm a sucker for funny guys but only if they're also sadbois (you sure can't tell that by how I write, can you 😆). My type is literally a tattooed, snarky music lover who fluctuates between making me laugh till I pee and stressing me out with their anxiety and depression. I literally married that guy. Honestly though, there's no one else in the game that I can see myself being emotionally intrigued by in real life.

I get to howl at the moon and be hairy and no one judges me for not waxing or shaving? WEREWOLF OR GTFO.

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Remember how in S2 Lucas talks about how moissanite is better?

If Lucas and Hope were getting married she would totally insist on a real diamond. Do you think he would try and argue with her on it or just take her to Tiffany's?

Hmm, you know I sat on this for a bit, thinking about it and I guess... I don't think she'd insist on a real diamond. Hope isn't actually super into that kind of status in the text of the game, IMHO. She's a businesswoman by day and party-girl by night, who is proud of making her own money. The status she wants is to be seen as successful. Her most enduring trait is self-sufficiency and control is way more important to her than social status. Matter of fact, in the scene where Noah had a little tantrum about the Ministry party, he makes a comment about his clothe and Hope is the one who frustratedly says, "Hon, you have nice clothes!" He doesn't have a ton of money and she never once had an issue with that or seemed concerned about his financial status. One of the biggest issues between them always came down to Noah treating her paternally, attempting to "take care of her," which is something she fundamentally rejects. Which is all to say that I think she's a practical person at heart and being spoiled isn't really her thing. So, I don't think she'd be fussed too much over moissanite versus diamond. Since Lucas is a helper type who wanted to join Doctors Without Borders, I always assumed the moissanite thing was an ethical choice because of the moral quandaries of diamond mining. I think Hope would hear him out on that and be like, "Babe, that's fine. Not even jewelers can tell the difference anyhow!" So yeah. I think it comes down to how you interpret Hope more than Lucas, and I just don't believe she'd care. If she wanted a "real" diamond, she'd go buy herself one. But to play into the hypothetical, if for some reason she did insist on a real one, I think he'd cave, but he wouldn't be happy about it. And they'd have to compromise because he'd want an ethically sourced diamond if he's gonna spend money on it.

Thanks for the ask! This made me reminisce on how much I miss S2's strong characterizations and the LI's unique personalities. God, I loved Lucas.