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An Unwanted (but likely) Theory:

Techno is going to die, and by the hands of Ranboo.

I was typing a reply to a random comment when I found out how Techno is going to die.

“Techno is going to die.

He has made jokes of death, his code name is famous for dying first. And the fact that Ranboo has made jokes of being a god killer” and I didn’t even finish typing when it came to me.

What did Techy call the nukes? “God killers” (During the “Syndicate” stream)

And during the Cake baking video, Ranboo was planning to kill god. (Don’t judge, he said that he would and have been dropping hints in ANYTHING that he is in.)

And what does that got to do with the other? As of March 26th, Tubbo did a short lore stream, stating that one of his nukes have gone missing. Ranboo most likely forgot- But I am starting to think his subconscious has a whole different memory storage.

And it just so happens that the new family is having a house built.

Yes, this theory is likely but highly unwanted. I mean, I am a Techno, Ranboo, and a Phil apologist. I want people to still apologize for.

…c!Techno has only one life, instead of the assumed 3.

He came from a “time where everyone only had one life” and it is confirmed that Technoblade does NOT know how old he is! In the part where Quackity was making small talk, he asked the pig how old he is, he didn’t know. This proves that he is AS old as Phil, his “old friend”

As we know, Will made it that Phil only has one life because of Phil’s hardcore series. (Which he called “playing with his trains” back when he lived in L’Manburg) Phil is canonically a couple centuries old at least and mentioned that if Tales of the Dream SMP was not in majorly American time, he would make his character a cameo. (Most likely in the past set ones as Phil informed us of his ghost skin-)

And another piece of evidence is his name. Not “Techno,” his Syndicate name; Protesilaus. A great warrior who was the first to die. “First to die” wouldn’t really matter if he had three lives. Technically Ranboo was the first to die- Sorry

And I further hope that my earlier theory about Ranboo killing Technoblade is false. It truly seems that way, as killing does not fit Ranboo’s character at all. (Real Ranboo maybe.) And Techno is obviously going to try to get Dream to revive Ranboo, which is confirmed in multiple streams after the death stream.