The Elder Scrolls Skyrim - Tumblr Posts
turning over a new leaf y'all.
Shh babygirl, I know it's not actually 7,000 steps to High Hrothgar. It's actually 763, but canonically, it's 7,000. Shh, I know love. It's ok. It's Skyrim Darling,followers can get trapped in walls,people can swim in mid air and you can break doors with dinner plates. Let it go. It will all be alright.
I loooove her
good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance
Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.
In English, we say, "Hello."
In TES, we say, "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
happy pride to the jarls of skyrim and the way they sit on their thrones.
Shrine of Mehrunes Dagon
Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Art by Ray Lederer
fuck this stupid fucking game
Martin Septim with his two sons Auriel and Patrizius, the early years of the 4th era.
welcome to my sick and twisted fantasy land where Martin lives and Alduin and Paarthurnax get reborn as his sons.
LET'S KILL SOMEONE
The Stormcloaks claiming that Alduin's arrival at Helgen was meant only to save Ulfric from execution
Alduin and the Dragonborn not even knowing who Ulfric is:
I'm addicted to Skyrim so here is my bosmer Dragonborn, Kukka Kaarna >:3 They're also werewolf but rarely transform since they like to loot everyones stuff wich you cannot do when in wolf form... Also they are married to Aela the Huntress!! (Gays go woof)
“But I will not bow down to the cruel fate. Some day, I know all this suffering will pass and fade away like a morning fog. All sins will be forgiven and all the blood washed away, some day. Everything will be buried by the dust of history and become part of the songs.”
— The Bard, Vigilant Mod (Skyrim)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim ▪ 6/?
I've made this illustration to give vent to my hype over @greyborn2's fanfic - about the early history of Tel Mithryn and... goblins.
Check this fragment out:
As such places generally were, the slave markets of Dagon Fel were a sad little affair. Only the Dres tried to hide the misery places like that held. With mixed success. Mostly this one wasn’t even run by distinguished traders; it was just unfortunates trying to sell themselves or a family member off for some hope of escaping this ashen rock. Quality was an assurance that could not be relied upon without knowing what to look for. It took Neloth a good hour of questioning, and shooing away hopefuls, before he even started to find some that knew the first thing about brewing tea. Even fewer seemed to have the skill… the basic decencies and decorum… he expected of a potential steward.
Isn't it the Dunmer literature in its purest form? Here's the entire work, have fun reading as I did :D