The Muppet Joker Midwives - Tumblr Posts

Oh joyous day, day that @walternitram fully claims the role of midwife,

We shall begin our work soon.

@the-cal-zone is watching the crowd like a shark hawk, making sure they do not avert their gaze;

@walternitram provides cheeky moral support, a friendly face hiding the knowledge of what to come...

I will conduct the interview, feigning ignorance to what is occurring, but ultimately steering the conversation towards the ultimate next step (aka Eggst Step), where @the-muppet-joker will reveal his eggs to the crowd, and begin his joker rage, mupping them with his fanged hole in order to get blood and nutrients for his brood, like a demented horse fly, biting through the crowds hides as though they were nothing but unsuspecting equine.

He's speaking directly to us.

We've got work to do.

I'm trying to watch house md and all I can think about is how much house would've loved your blog 😢 rip Kermit and also house. I think house would've related to your dark feminism

I have never seen that show but I know a bit about it from Tumblr and I had a dteam one time that I got House pregnant but he was not going to keep the baby and I was really upset because in the dream I was Pro Life which was never true because even when I was suffering from Being Misogynist (pre dark feminism) I was pro abortion because I hated children and wanted less of them. But now I am super into MPreg so maybe it was a prophetic dream in some ways...

⁉️⁉️ whats this ⁉️ an

Egg?

@the-cal-zone what is your observation? 🚨