The Queens - Tumblr Posts
The queens đź‘‘
Bombalurina and demeter !!!!
2NE1 is back bitches
I felt so attacked by CL’s and 2NE1′s perfomance :(Â
a moment of silence for anne boleyn, who was unjustly condemned by a jury that knew she was innocent solely because henry viii was a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece
but also
a moment of silence for katheryn howard, who was unjustly condemned and executed as a teenager simply because she wasn’t a virgin when she married henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece
a moment of silence for katharine of aragon, who never surrendered and never lost the support of her people, who gave a badass mic drop speech straight in the face of henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece who literally had to start a new religion just to mansplain an annulment because the entirety of europe knew better than to fuck with katharine “my mom was isabel of castilla and here’s james iv’s decapitated head” of aragon
a moment of silence for jane seymour, who had to live in silence and fear because henry viii was a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece who made it 100% clear that she was as disposable as the wife he beheaded literally the day before jane’s engagement
a moment of silence for kateryn parr, who had zero choice about marrying henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece with a pretty well-established record of not being a particularly fantastic husband, who only escaped with her head still attached to her shoulders thanks to her own expert ability to wordsmith and flatter her way out of heresy charges
and
a moment of inappropriately loud cheering for anne of cleves, who turned a literal nightmare into a massive payoff and made everyone love her hard-partying, never-marrying-again self…and then went on to outlive everybody in what i like to imagine as a gesture of solidarity with the other five unfortunate queens, and also as a victorious middle finger to henry viii, a massive dick in a cartoonishly oversized codpiece
long may they reign
Times of the Day
It is inspired by Mucha’s series of the same name :D Glad I finally got to give my queens a fancy art treatment 8) I love art nouveau so much, and Alphonse Mucha is one of my biggest inspirations. I hope you like it!