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thefandomlifechoseus
2 years ago

Erica: Do you think normal dogs see police dogs and go "oh shit, a cop"?

Isaac: Whoa, do they???

Boyd: Does the police dog have its little vest on?

Derek: It's 2am. Go to sleep. Go the fuck to sleep.

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teen wolf incorrect teen wolf quotes disaster werewolf children the wonder betas pack dad derek they share a single braincell it usually gets left in the jeep they have conversations like this regularly rip to derek's sanity he's just mentally placing bets on when he'll have to check himself into eichen house
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thefandomlifechoseus
2 years ago

Isaac: I want to do crime, but I only have a dollar.

Boyd: I also have a dollar.

Erica: Hey, Stiles, how much crime can we do with two dollars?

Stiles: Exchange the dollars for 200 pennies, put all the pennies in a sock, and bludgeon someone to death with it. Cheapest way to a murder.

Derek: Babe, what the FUCK?!

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teen wolf Sterek the wonder betas disaster werewolf children morally grey stiles superiority his dad is a cop so i'm pretty sure he's required to become a criminal fbi stiles??? never heard of her stiles technically already was a criminal anyways him becoming a leverage-style ''sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get'' supernatural-specializing criminal‚ i fully believe and hey he's already got a crew
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thefandomlifechoseus
2 years ago

Stiles: Ah, that first sip of coffee.

The Betas: WE ARE IN A FIGHT?!?!

Stiles: No, you guys are in a fight. The same you guys who kept me up until 3am with your werewolfing shit.

Stiles: I am having coffee, and I will hit whoever comes within batting reach. Might even hit an enemy.

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teen wolf disaster werewolf children the wonder betas that's why derek is on the other side of the fight stiles will do it he knows they'll heal he's sitting on a rock‚ enjoying his coffee‚ bat propped up next to him‚ just vibing meanwhile the pack is trying to wrestle a very angry mountain troll into sunlight stiles: doing great‚ kids! the betas: fuck off! stiles: *sips coffee* keep it up!
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thefandomlifechoseus
1 year ago

Erica: Boyd's out of town for the week. Derek, tell me I'm pretty.

Derek: ...

Derek: Were I not already mated, I would take you in manly fashion.

Erica: Because I'm pretty?

Derek: Because you're pretty.

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teen wolf Sterek the wonder betas disaster hales the hales traded game for good looks this man can only flirt when he's faking it otherwise he has zero game absolutely none man is a negative barometer of rizz this is the absolute best he can do in a split second lucky for him stiles finds this attractive eli spent years wondering if werewolves could asexually reproduce bc no way was his dad pulling anyone <prev tags
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