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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
*Rooster banging his head against the table in the ready room*
Bob: What’s wrong with him?
Phoenix: Hangman complimented his flying today.
Bob: So…?
Phoenix: And what did you say to him, Rooster?
Rooster, fighting back tears at his own stupidity: Awesome sauce.
TW: death, child death, mass murder, corpses (they're blurred)
Why does everyone give killer god rizz.
He has shit dripping out of his eye sockets and the personality of a slimy toothpick how is he pulling bitches
the male ventrue fledgling killing lacriox is bottom on bottom crime btw
Erica: Boyd's out of town for the week. Derek, tell me I'm pretty.
Derek: ...
Derek: Were I not already mated, I would take you in manly fashion.
Erica: Because I'm pretty?
Derek: Because you're pretty.