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My hero academia as things that have been said between my friends
Midoriya: what would happen if a drank gasoline
Iida: you would be making horrible life descisions
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Bakugo: have a lovely 24 hours
Shinsou: Thanks hopefully I won’t live that long
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Tokoyami out of no where: I’m gonna fight god
Shoji who has done this at least ten times: Go for it
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Shinsou doing homework: where’s the Blech
Aizawa: under the kciten sink
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Midoriya: I feel like a jellyfish:
Uraraka: Why?
Midoriya: I’m just floating along and waiting to die
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In math class looking at a cub that’s name is Kevin and trying to find the volume
Bakugo: Why the fuck is the cures name Kevin
Kirishima: I know right why not Mike
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Kaminari: Gators are just swamp lizards
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Midoriya: My bisexual ass has decide that arm rest are for my legs and I will not be taking cristisum.
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Todoroki: Mt lady and bakugo are cousins and so are Eri and Shigarki just look at there eyes.
Momo: How high are you? 
Todoroki: I think like five feet or something
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Tokoyami: I’m five feet tall and full of darkness, pain and seven cups of coffee
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Midoriya texting Aizawa: How do you get blood out from beneath your finger nails.
Aizawa: Who you killl
Midoriya : No one i cut myself with a knife
Aizawa: Oh ok...wait what!!
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Mina: Would you rather fuck Dabi or hawks
Sero: Both
Mina: That’s wasn’t an-
Sero: BOTH
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Todoroki: Space isn’t real the moon landing was fake. We live in a giant dome
Iida: When was tha last time you spelt
Todoroki: Time is an illusion
Iida: That wasn’t- you know what never mind
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Kaminari: Are cats liquids?
Kirishima: They could be
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Kaminari: I have an idea
*20 minutes later*
Kaminari: I did something dumb
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Asui: What color is a mirror
Uraraka: Reflected
Asui: Are you jokeing
Uraraka: No I’m uraraka
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Kirishima going shopping: Why are they complaining about wearing mask do they want to die
Bakugo pulling a bat out of the bag: I’ll speed up the process if they’re want
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Jirou: Im gay for Momo
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Kaminari at three in the morning: what language do dogs speak in
Bakugo: if you don’t shut the fuck up and go to sleep I will rip of your earlobes
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Everyone in class 1-A: Hi I’m gay and full of bad life choice
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Shinsou talking about kaminari : I’m cursed in this point of my life we’re I am attracted to dumbass and dumbass only.
Yamda: What did he do
Shinsou: He stuck his finger in an electric socket, luckily the power was out.
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Tokoyami: My life is now filled with my chemical romance, fall out boys, Panic at the disco and the black parade.
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