Aizawa Is A Tired Dad - Tumblr Posts

Aizawa: I’m not doing so we’ll

Aizawa: I have this headache that comes and goes

Midoriya walls into class

Aizawa: ahh there it is

I’m like 99.9% sure kaminari has daddy issues and nothing you do or say will change my mind.

Midoriya: another story I heard about myself. this one happened in high school

Midoriya: there was this teacher from our high school whose son went to our high school

Midoriya: his name was Enji todoroki and his son Shoto Todoroki went to our high school and he was a sophomore, when I was a senior so he was 2 years behind me

Midoriya: now Enjii, was an asshole

Midoriya: and one day he and Rei decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole.

Midoriya: and Shouto todoroki decided to throw a party at the Todoroki mansion. Hooraaay!

Midoriya: and everyone around town heard about it and got up individually and thought "ok, let's go over there and destroy the place"

Midoriya: I walked into this party, everyone I had ever met was there and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the apocalypse and Asui was coming to saw their legs off.

Midoriya: I walked into the basement, they had a pool table in the basement, one kid (Denki) threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

Midoriya: Another kid (Bakugo) found out which room was Enji’s and went upstairs and took a shit on his journal.

Midoriya : So the party's going great. I'm in the basement and I'm holding a red cup (you've seen in movies) and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup, and I'm starting to black out. And all of a sudden I hear Tokoyami say "something something police"

Midoriya : and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled "FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!" and everyone else joined in.

Midoriya: a hundred drunk, white children yelling fuck DA police. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and arent afraid of it anymore, like I SERVED MY NICKEL YOU COME AND TAKE ME confidence. But white children..

Midoriya: it turns out the reason that Tokoyami said "Something something police" was because the police were there!

Midoriya : and Officer Shota Aizawa looks over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling fuck the police in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like woooow.... and he leaned into his walkie talkie and went GET THE PATTYWAGON!

Midoriya : and my sister Uraraka , who is now a mother, this woman now has a baby, she grabbed a forty, smashed it on the ground and yelled SCATTER!!!

Midoriya : and then we all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille where the humans come into the kitchen and all the rats run in different directions.

Midoriya: Like I ran into the laundry room and climbed out of a window and into the yard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought "I've never climbed a fence that high before!" And then I woke up at home.

Midoriya : on monday... I went to school, because that's what we did back then.

Midoriya : I walk into school and who do I see but Shouto todoroki . And he was like "Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?"

Midoriya : and I said no. You know, like a liar.

Midoriya : and he said "Things got really out of hand... someone broke the pool table...... someone took a shit on my dad's journal............ but the worst thing is, the worst thing is someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother, and my parents are freaking out about it...........................

Midoriya: and I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have.

Midoriya: did

Midoriya: did I do that

Midoriya: I figured no....... I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure.

Midoriya: until, two years later!

Midoriya: I'm playing video games with this kid named Shinsou who also went to our high school, we're playing video games for a few hours and then he says to me "hey c'mere, I wanna show you something."

Midoriya: and then he takes me to his bedroom, then he takes me to a side room off of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have.

Midoriya: and then he shows me a tiny room, that's covered wall to wall in old antique photos from different parties over the years.

Midoriya : and I said why???? Why do you do this???????????

Midoriya: and he said "BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T REPLACE!!!!!!”

My hero academia as things that have been said between my friends

Midoriya: what would happen if a drank gasoline

Iida: you would be making horrible life descisions

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Bakugo: have a lovely 24 hours

Shinsou: Thanks hopefully I won’t live that long

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Tokoyami out of no where: I’m gonna fight god

Shoji who has done this at least ten times: Go for it

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Shinsou doing homework: where’s the Blech

Aizawa: under the kciten sink

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Midoriya: I feel like a jellyfish:

Uraraka: Why?

Midoriya: I’m just floating along and waiting to die

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In math class looking at a cub that’s name is Kevin and trying to find the volume

Bakugo: Why the fuck is the cures name Kevin

Kirishima: I know right why not Mike

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Kaminari: Gators are just swamp lizards

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Midoriya: My bisexual ass has decide that arm rest are for my legs and I will not be taking cristisum.

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Todoroki: Mt lady and bakugo are cousins and so are Eri and Shigarki just look at there eyes.

Momo: How high are you? 

Todoroki: I think like five feet or something

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Tokoyami: I’m five feet tall and full of darkness, pain and seven cups of coffee

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Midoriya texting Aizawa: How do you get blood out from beneath your finger nails.

Aizawa: Who you killl

Midoriya : No one i cut myself with a knife

Aizawa: Oh ok...wait what!!

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Mina: Would you rather fuck Dabi or hawks

Sero: Both

Mina: That’s wasn’t an-

Sero: BOTH

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Todoroki: Space isn’t real the moon landing was fake. We live in a giant dome

Iida: When was tha last time you spelt

Todoroki: Time is an illusion

Iida: That wasn’t- you know what never mind

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Kaminari: Are cats liquids?

Kirishima: They could be

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Kaminari: I have an idea

*20 minutes later*

Kaminari: I did something dumb

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Asui: What color is a mirror

Uraraka: Reflected

Asui: Are you jokeing

Uraraka: No I’m uraraka

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Kirishima going shopping: Why are they complaining about wearing mask do they want to die

Bakugo pulling a bat out of the bag: I’ll speed up the process if they’re want

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Jirou: Im gay for Momo

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Kaminari at three in the morning: what language do dogs speak in

Bakugo: if you don’t shut the fuck up and go to sleep I will rip of your earlobes

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Everyone in class 1-A: Hi I’m gay and full of bad life choice

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Shinsou talking about kaminari : I’m cursed in this point of my life we’re I am attracted to dumbass and dumbass only.

Yamda: What did he do

Shinsou: He stuck his finger in an electric socket, luckily the power was out.

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Tokoyami: My life is now filled with my chemical romance, fall out boys, Panic at the disco and the black parade.

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Dose anyone have any characters watch each other’s memories type of fanfics? Mostly my hero academia centric?

Midoriya, todoroki and bakugo after doing something stupid : how did you find us

Aizawa who is tired: I saw a huge explosion and then I thought, “now who could that be?”‬

Aizawa: for TWO WEEKS I have done my best to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about raising children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?? PROBABLY??

Aizawa : where was I going with this? I had a point.

Shinsou and Eri: We love you dad

Aizawa: WELL I LOVE YOU TOO

(Makings plan for the shikasha raid)

Nighteye: that sounds like a terrible plan

Midoriya: oh don’t worry we’ve had worse

Midoriya: rules were made to be broken

Aizawa: yeah well bones weren’t

Kaminari *dials 911*

Kaminari: hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

Aizawa at a bar: I’ll have a number eight

Waiter : sir that’s a party plater, it serves 12 pepole.

Aizawa: I know what I said

Aizawa: Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk, okay? I'm at a parent-teacher conference.

Aizawa: Anyway, you said Eri is enjoying finger-painting? That's great.

Shinsou: I’m gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here’s the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.

All might: Young Midoriya and bakugou are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?

Aizawa: You’re right, I should.

Aizawa:*closes the window*

Aizawa: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Aizawa : God, give me patience.

Kirishima: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Aizawa: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.