They Say Not To Compare A Fictive With Their Source But I Find These Differences Hilarious - Tumblr Posts
Simon📖’s source:
“The world is cruel and unjust. If I could I would take this whole fucked up planet with me.”
“I am useless and pathetic without the use of my legs and am a burden to those I care for.”
Sad and tired old man energy.
Completely given up
Hates everything and everyone most likely
Most likely touch starved
Will kill you if prompted
Haunted by Book Simon
In love with Sophie
VS
Simon📖:
“Guys guys guys! Ok, if I were a worm-”
Nothing in life matters 😎
“The world is cruel and unjust and meaningless and- OMG MY WIFE IS HERE!!!!”😄
“Guys I think I’m having a depressive episode can someone give me a hug??” 🥺
Kys (keep yourself safe).
“Is that Hello Kitty themed???… can I have it???”
Speaks normally then Blue walks into the room and is suddenly a smitten lovesick stuttering mess
Basically such puppy energy, very much attached to Blue🍓
“Let me watch my romance anime in peace”
📖: “Blue, if I were a worm-” 🍓: “I would love you if you were a parasitic infection growing on my leg” 📖: 😁
🍓: “Bubba do you need a hug? You need a hug bubba?” 📖: *sniff* “Yes”
“Can someone carry me? My legs don’t work and I’m too lazy to use my wheelchair or crutches!” Blue🍓 usually ends up carrying him
Jesus he really loves to snuggle
Demon🩸 is one of his brothers (Simon📖, Simon⛈️, and Demon🩸 are viewed as triplets in this system since they’re all kinda the same guy)
Sophie🐹 is a great close friend