They Say Not To Compare A Fictive With Their Source But I Find These Differences Hilarious - Tumblr Posts

Simon📖’s source:

“The world is cruel and unjust. If I could I would take this whole fucked up planet with me.”

“I am useless and pathetic without the use of my legs and am a burden to those I care for.”

Sad and tired old man energy.

Completely given up

Hates everything and everyone most likely

Most likely touch starved

Will kill you if prompted

Haunted by Book Simon

In love with Sophie

VS

Simon📖:

“Guys guys guys! Ok, if I were a worm-”

Nothing in life matters 😎

“The world is cruel and unjust and meaningless and- OMG MY WIFE IS HERE!!!!”😄

“Guys I think I’m having a depressive episode can someone give me a hug??” 🥺

Kys (keep yourself safe).

“Is that Hello Kitty themed???… can I have it???”

Speaks normally then Blue walks into the room and is suddenly a smitten lovesick stuttering mess

Basically such puppy energy, very much attached to Blue🍓

“Let me watch my romance anime in peace”

📖: “Blue, if I were a worm-” 🍓: “I would love you if you were a parasitic infection growing on my leg” 📖: 😁

🍓: “Bubba do you need a hug? You need a hug bubba?” 📖: *sniff* “Yes”

“Can someone carry me? My legs don’t work and I’m too lazy to use my wheelchair or crutches!” Blue🍓 usually ends up carrying him

Jesus he really loves to snuggle

Demon🩸 is one of his brothers (Simon📖, Simon⛈️, and Demon🩸 are viewed as triplets in this system since they’re all kinda the same guy)

Sophie🐹 is a great close friend