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I have 120k words posted on AO3 and that’s wild to me.

That is longer than the average novel and, to my great delight when I just googled it, longer than the original Gulliver’s Travels book. My g/t account alone is nearing 70k and it’s awesome to see that all my funky little projects have been so well received!

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???