Third Party - Tumblr Posts
Imagine Your OTP
Person A: “Come now, look at them and tell me I’m foolish for falling in love with them?”
Person A and their friend both look at Person B as they casually walk by.
Person A: *mutters* Such a Blessing on this earth!”
From this point going forward, if someone claims to think Dr West or Jill Stein has a chance in November, and is still supporting them, they are either profoundly stupid, or speak Russian fluently.
I see posts going "Okay, I'll vote for Kamala, I GUESS IF I HAVE TO" and "omg if that's the best we can do I suppose I'll support it" and I'm like...
What do you people fucking WANT?
Let's run down how she's rated politically by some organizations that we vibe with, kay?
ACLU = 93% on civil liberties
AFL-CIO = 100% on trade unions
Human Rights Campaign = 100% on queer rights
League of Conservation Voters = 91% on environmentalism
NARAL = 100% on reproductive rights
NRA Fund = 7% on gun rights (we LIKE a low score on this one)
NEA = 100% on education
Planned Parenthoos = 100% on reproductive rights
In addition, GovTrack (which is a nonpartisan tracker) places her in the MOST politically left-leaning categories of Senators. So we've got a very liberal, woman of color who's spent her career trying to mitigate draconian tough-on-crime laws to benefit the accused and keep black people out of prison and decrease recidivism and that's somehow...just barely tolerable.
So I ask again...what is that you're dissatisfied with? Is it Palestine? as recently as March she was calling for a ceasefire and demanding aid to Gaza. Keep in mind she's pretty constrained as to what's possible to do in this situation.
Is it just that she was a prosecutor? That is an important job that needs to be done and we WANT people doing it who aren't rah-rah tough-on-crime Gestapo types, which she is not. We need prosecutors who are addressing the root causes of crime and looking for ways to help people escape the cycle, which she has done to the point that she was often called SOFT on crime.
So what is your objection here? Is it that her politics aren't 100% aligned with a bunch of Tumblr socialists? I got news for you...we Tumblr socialists DO NOT REPRESENT THE ELECTORATE. If such a candidate existed, they would not win.
Democrats struggle sometimes because our tent is large. Republicans just want you if you're a straight white man and preferably rich. There's room for a lot more types in the lefty side, but sadly that means a lot of room also for dissention among the ranks. This is how they get us. Let's not let them, huh? Just a suggestion.

holy moly, you people sure liked that song, huh
i’m not gonna pretend all this extra attention wasn’t incredibly gratifying but maaaaan i haven’t felt this good in weeks, really helped boost my self-esteem
i’m definitely doing more songs for @mssucb, won’t go too deep into it but i’ve got like three planned, so keep an eye out if that’s your bag
and i’m also aware that post’s brought a little wave of followers so hi new guys! hope you like robots too!
(have a windsaberblade photo i took last year)