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“Darling, do you think these pants fit me right?”
Stede watched his beloved through the mirror, tossing his waves of salt-pepper hair and coming up behind him with a smirk.
“Fuckin’ love them…” he practically purred, before adding in deeper tones, “Zaddy.”
A laugh barked out of Stede’s mouth then, wheezy and bashful around the edges.
“That’s the second time you’ve called me that.”
“Mm. Won’t be the last.”
“What does it even mean? Daddy? With pizazz? Pizaddy?”
It was Ed’s turn to laugh, pressing his front to Stede’s backside and pulling them both flush.
“Sure. Something like that.”
This made me audibly laugh a lot
Also I know meta knight didn’t actually say “oh shit” but seeing that on the subtitles made me laugh so much LMAO
I fucking love character.ai man
The doctors......on day 5.....they start catching feelings in the worst place possible 8)
Full credit for the idea goes to @mcrblenest , they're absolutely hilarious and their fics are fantastic go give them a read!
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