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unpopular nerd
w-why would jake like m-m-me?? i-i'm j-j-just a nerd...
It’s too real 😂😂
Tagging @hyungieyoongi @fly-you-dam-fools @moon-write bc I just need to know others’ results
which y/n stereotype are you?
100% agree with your explanation @scienceoftheidiot. Havoc is without a doubt the himbo. While Mustang can be seen as attractive, he is by no means unintelligent. Mustang's flamboyant nature is most likely, if not definitely, a result of his upbringing by his aunt and "sisters" who would have taught him all he needs to know about fashion, what looks good on a man, how to be a gentleman, and how to present himself in a manner that is advantageous to achieve his goals.
I see you @riza-hawks-eye calling Roy a himbo and it's not the first time I see this, so allow me to disagree (for fun ok! Everyone's HC are good, we're just rotating blorbos in our minds) and share my thoughts:
Roy : small man, not incredibly muscular for a soldier, always in dapper suits and shirts, wears his jacket draped over his shoulders because he thinks it's classy, long scarf, flirts with everyone, suave arsehole, apparent high opinion of himself (confirmed in japanese by the use of watashi for himself, if I get that well, @qs63 ?), fancy clothes, fancy car, at times gloves even when he's not wearing the ignition ones, longish hair, and all of this is mostly a facade and he sleeps on his couch.
(the miniskirt thing doesn't count it's an omake)


Roy is a DANDY.
At least in the way this word is used in my country.
To me Roy is building himself a dandy's image on purpose, by drawing from his own tendencies and exaggerating them.
Havoc: tall and muscular, generically handsome, a little dumb at times, definitely silly on purpose, canonically obsessed with boobs, when he's bored at the hospital his best friend brings him WEIGHTS (granted he's going to need his arms. But, like, that fast? Hum.)


HAVOC IS THE HIMBO ! HAVOC !!!!
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
I don't have anything to say about autistic Riza, I don't HC her this way but I don't disagree either, I just see her as not really good at processing her own negative emotions, and extremely driven. Which. Doesn't counter that HC at all, lol.
Cheers, once again all in good fun, 😅
gonna start formatting my posts like fics on ff.net circa 2008
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A/N: This is a post about my day!!!! If you don’t like it, don’t read it! Flames will be used to boil water for my tea, LOL! ^^”
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I tried so hard, and got so far But, in the end, it doesn’t even matter I had to fall, to lose it all
(A/N: I don’t own the rights to Linkin Park!!!)
i made some bombass fried rice today fuck
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A/N: And that’s it :D I hope you guys enjoyed this update, I worked really hard on it!… If this chapter gets 10 comments, I will upload the next one ASAP. ^_^” This is a lot of fun–
My teacher: Hey, shouldn’t you be doing your homework?? -_-” Me: EEP O_O! Okay, see you later guys, GOTTA GO FAST! Please comment and remember NO FLAMES!!!