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Pride Month Aspec Headcanons Day 12

Jango Fett - Attack of the Clones (2002) - Asexual

Jango Fett overlays the asexual flag. He is wearing his helmet, and it is a headshot.
Jango Fett overlays the asexual flag. He is wearing his armor minus his helmet. He is standing in the Geonosian arena pre-battle. He is slightly facing his right (the left of the screen).
Jango Fett overlays the asexual flag. He is in full armor, and using his jetpack, in motion. One of his blasters is raised and the other is pointed at something off screen. His left leg is bent and raised.

(Last Star Wars one, promise)

The man. The myth. The legend.

What better ace icon than the man that literally respawned asexually lollllll. Literally allows a clone army to be made from his DNA just so he gets a single son without having to have sex. 100/10. No notes.

Does this make the entirety of the clone army ace? No. That's not how cloning works. But once they find out what asexuality is and hear about how Boba was the main "payment" from the Kaminoans, they'd probably have a laugh, too, just like me and all the other people who decided Jango's ace

Anyway. Everyone should at least admire Jango for the ace icon George Lucas accidentally made him into. It's the best.


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