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mphfpc incorrect quotes [pt.2!!]

Enoch: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Emma: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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Horace : Help! I’m drowning!

Jacob : Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Horace : NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

(I hc horace as a short king and I will die on that hill)

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Hugh : So, are you two friends?

Horace : Yes.

Enoch: No.

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Enoch: You’re like an oyster. Not appealing on the outside, but your insides are worth a lot of money!

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Emma: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Hugh: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Fiona periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Hugh: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Caul: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. Caul: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Enoch: I desire moisture.

Miss Peregrine: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Jacob: Why does Miss Peregrine always do the laundry so loudly? Hugh : So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. Miss Peregrine, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut.

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Emma: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Jacob: What? No, I— Enoch: enters room Emma: jaw clenches