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OH MY I JUST--
I M A G I N E in this Myron-rabbit AU !!!1!
Caul singing “run, rabbit, run” while approaching Myron. His legs are already broken and he is desperately trying to crawl away.
Uh, um… well… Alice Human Sacrifice [for science]
note: I dont know how the F this machine works, it's just a piece of questionable art
Imagine Myron as The White Rabbit. Yep, with big rabbit ears sticking out from under his classy cylinder. Beautiful. Love him so much. But lets get back that damned song! (source of my childhood nightmares)
from here you'll see a combination of ыумукфд several english lyrics and direct translation from japanese. also i added some features from russian version of this song because:
I can
It's just good and carries different meanings and some kind of куаукутсуы references/ easter eggs
also i just realised that russian version is way more dark and creepy…
okay. after total decomposition it isn't a song anymore. just peaces of lyrics with my plot notes. sounds like bullshit but okay
Let's go!~
The First Alice went to the Land of Wonders She stood bravely before all dangers And left a bright red path [yeah, now the Devil's Acre is The Wonderland] This girl had some sort of destructive peculiarity (something that badly hurts people around her). Defending herself she killed a lot (accidentally at first) even if it wasn’t necessary.
Then Alice strayed too far Lost within the woods Giving in to all her sins Locking her away for good
Finally she ended up meeting Myron. He saw her power and thought “why don’t we try to use this energy as a battery for Panloopticon?”
Still her life remains a mystery 'till this very day If it weren't for the bloody trail, everything would be peaceful As if she had never existed
Her red bloody path ends at the doors of iron cabin in the basement of Bentham’s House. [Actually, I think that didn’t worked so… we continue]
Second Alice was a tame And tender gentle man Singing songs to all the folks Who lived in Wonderland Whenever he would sing People gathered round
A talented singer became the second Alice. Enchanting people with his voice he could control them.
But his story had a sad ending: He was robbed of everything by a bullet. He blooms a single bright flower and withers away, loved by everyone.
Aand he was kidnapped. Of course, the bullet was with Dust, so very soon he has taken his place in the wax figures collection of the Bentham’s Museum.
It left a flower blooming sadly And those who loved him soon began to die go insane.
[That’s cruel but I think his peculiarity was evoking obsessive love with voice]
The third girl was fragile and innocent And no one believed that her words were a deceit
She sees future in her dreams and it scares her so she lies about them to avoid frightening people.
Lost within a crazy dream So afraid of death the girl Was mindless and warped
Nightmares about death and distortion haunt her (perhaps she foresaw emergence of hollowgasts or… who knows…). She’s the one who agreed to fell asleep using Dust, but never knew how long would that dreamless dream be…
Scarlet paths through the woods. Under a bush of blue roses the two will have tea. And afterward there'll be a ball at the palace. The Ace of Hearts is our ticket.
Here the plan seems to be clearer. Myron invited them personally.
Fourth Alice were a twins Wandering across the world They passed through many doors
[wait… is this a real Panloopticon reference???] Curious of this new place They traveled and explored The stubborn older sister The clever younger brother
Peculiarity of this twins is their bond. Actually they aren’t siblings. Thet are both one creature (like reflection in the mirror)
Were close to see the nature Of the true Alice at hand
They saw something they weren't supposed to see. And so…
Those poor children will never wake up from their sleep, Wonderland is waiting for the fifth Alice…
that last line scared me so much when I was a kid...
its 2am and i totally forgot what was the point of this song analysis. let's just think about that like it's AU where Myron has rabbit ears 'cause its so cute
Another one crazy AU idea.
What if mphfpc was a feel-good comedy with the elements of musical? No one’s dead, everyone’s happy And the main character isn’t Jacob
Who then? Bentham brothers
[idk where's Alma in this au so feel free to add somethin to the story to fulfill her absence]
I see it so clear because you know what? It’s The Greatest Showman!

Phineas Taylor Barnum [P.T.!!!] Look at this man! He looks like both Jack and Myron imho
They’re like two sides of man actually. The one who wants SHOW and applause and to be looked upon with delight and so on And another, who wants show too but also wants to be with his family / loved ones
The Greatest Show [beginning]
How handsome he is.. i cant handle
In de beningi... ngi... nevermind. In the beginning he appears more calm but clearly enjoys the action. That's Myron's feature
That last part when the lights and music fades away but he keeps quietly singing those words…. im gonna start crying rn
I feel like Myron is lost in himself and in what he's doing but keeps going. Jack, on the other hand, is confident
The Other Side

oh look who's there! So young and yet innocent Percival Murmeow

Jack recruting Percy to quit loop life and join his emo band / circus / rebellious group etc. [underline as appropriate]

and after that they're dancing on tables. we all want to see Jack and almost drunk Percival dancing on tables and then makin the deal of their life.

"Sir, it looks like you have yourself a junior partner" "What I have is an overcompensated apprentice"
[oh shut up. I love them all sooo much]
Actually there's still some kind of rebel happening. But it's the Art rebellion. And they're singing:
Forget the cage, 'cause we know how to make the key Oh, damn! Suddenly we're free to flyyy

Just to rewatch this masterpiece with new perception:
Percy is younger (late teens I think) but soon he’ll become taller and overgrow Jack^^
Aand we're moving on to Myron!
Once again my man is lost and distraught. I want to hug him very tight... But he isn't broken. He has so much strengh inside
From now on These eyes will not be blinded by the lights From now on What's waited 'til tomorrow starts tonight Tonight
Let this promise in me start Like an anthem in my heart From now on From now on

And he will come back home... Home, again.... *distant sobbing*
The Greatest Show [end]
Jack is basking in the light and glory




I think even in this au Jack might want to gain divine powers. Just to make his show more breathtaking, spektacular, thrilling etc.
[imagined blue-cloud-Caul singing The Greatest Show with many voices…… creepy. but also epic]
Myron is also here! Finally living his best life

the grimbear instead of elephant. Now it's Myron riding PT
aand im done with going insane with characters and songs. or maybe not... Anyway! Thanks for reading! please tell me what do you think about it. i really wanna talk about mphfpc///
it's a massive spoiler to "Paprika" (2006 film) but—
open this post if you wanna see huge reference for mphfpc tdoda
Caul, what are you doing here???

OH MY I JUST--
I M A G I N E in this Myron-rabbit AU !!!1!
Caul singing “run, rabbit, run” while approaching Myron. His legs are already broken and he is desperately trying to crawl away.
Uh, um… well… Alice Human Sacrifice [for science]
note: I dont know how the F this machine works, it's just a piece of questionable art
Imagine Myron as The White Rabbit. Yep, with big rabbit ears sticking out from under his classy cylinder. Beautiful. Love him so much. But lets get back that damned song! (source of my childhood nightmares)
from here you'll see a combination of ыумукфд several english lyrics and direct translation from japanese. also i added some features from russian version of this song because:
I can
It's just good and carries different meanings and some kind of куаукутсуы references/ easter eggs
also i just realised that russian version is way more dark and creepy…
okay. after total decomposition it isn't a song anymore. just peaces of lyrics with my plot notes. sounds like bullshit but okay
Let's go!~
The First Alice went to the Land of Wonders She stood bravely before all dangers And left a bright red path [yeah, now the Devil's Acre is The Wonderland] This girl had some sort of destructive peculiarity (something that badly hurts people around her). Defending herself she killed a lot (accidentally at first) even if it wasn’t necessary.
Then Alice strayed too far Lost within the woods Giving in to all her sins Locking her away for good
Finally she ended up meeting Myron. He saw her power and thought “why don’t we try to use this energy as a battery for Panloopticon?”
Still her life remains a mystery 'till this very day If it weren't for the bloody trail, everything would be peaceful As if she had never existed
Her red bloody path ends at the doors of iron cabin in the basement of Bentham’s House. [Actually, I think that didn’t worked so… we continue]
Second Alice was a tame And tender gentle man Singing songs to all the folks Who lived in Wonderland Whenever he would sing People gathered round
A talented singer became the second Alice. Enchanting people with his voice he could control them.
But his story had a sad ending: He was robbed of everything by a bullet. He blooms a single bright flower and withers away, loved by everyone.
Aand he was kidnapped. Of course, the bullet was with Dust, so very soon he has taken his place in the wax figures collection of the Bentham’s Museum.
It left a flower blooming sadly And those who loved him soon began to die go insane.
[That’s cruel but I think his peculiarity was evoking obsessive love with voice]
The third girl was fragile and innocent And no one believed that her words were a deceit
She sees future in her dreams and it scares her so she lies about them to avoid frightening people.
Lost within a crazy dream So afraid of death the girl Was mindless and warped
Nightmares about death and distortion haunt her (perhaps she foresaw emergence of hollowgasts or… who knows…). She’s the one who agreed to fell asleep using Dust, but never knew how long would that dreamless dream be…
Scarlet paths through the woods. Under a bush of blue roses the two will have tea. And afterward there'll be a ball at the palace. The Ace of Hearts is our ticket.
Here the plan seems to be clearer. Myron invited them personally.
Fourth Alice were a twins Wandering across the world They passed through many doors
[wait… is this a real Panloopticon reference???] Curious of this new place They traveled and explored The stubborn older sister The clever younger brother
Peculiarity of this twins is their bond. Actually they aren’t siblings. Thet are both one creature (like reflection in the mirror)
Were close to see the nature Of the true Alice at hand
They saw something they weren't supposed to see. And so…
Those poor children will never wake up from their sleep, Wonderland is waiting for the fifth Alice…
that last line scared me so much when I was a kid...
its 2am and i totally forgot what was the point of this song analysis. let's just think about that like it's AU where Myron has rabbit ears 'cause its so cute
OH MY I JUST--
I M A G I N E in this Myron-rabbit AU !!!1!
Caul singing “run, rabbit, run” while approaching Myron. His legs are already broken and he is desperately trying to crawl away.
Uh, um… well… Alice Human Sacrifice [for science]
note: I dont know how the F this machine works, it's just a piece of questionable art
Imagine Myron as The White Rabbit. Yep, with big rabbit ears sticking out from under his classy cylinder. Beautiful. Love him so much. But lets get back that damned song! (source of my childhood nightmares)
from here you'll see a combination of ыумукфд several english lyrics and direct translation from japanese. also i added some features from russian version of this song because:
I can
It's just good and carries different meanings and some kind of куаукутсуы references/ easter eggs
also i just realised that russian version is way more dark and creepy…
okay. after total decomposition it isn't a song anymore. just peaces of lyrics with my plot notes. sounds like bullshit but okay
Let's go!~
The First Alice went to the Land of Wonders She stood bravely before all dangers And left a bright red path [yeah, now the Devil's Acre is The Wonderland] This girl had some sort of destructive peculiarity (something that badly hurts people around her). Defending herself she killed a lot (accidentally at first) even if it wasn’t necessary.
Then Alice strayed too far Lost within the woods Giving in to all her sins Locking her away for good
Finally she ended up meeting Myron. He saw her power and thought “why don’t we try to use this energy as a battery for Panloopticon?”
Still her life remains a mystery 'till this very day If it weren't for the bloody trail, everything would be peaceful As if she had never existed
Her red bloody path ends at the doors of iron cabin in the basement of Bentham’s House. [Actually, I think that didn’t worked so… we continue]
Second Alice was a tame And tender gentle man Singing songs to all the folks Who lived in Wonderland Whenever he would sing People gathered round
A talented singer became the second Alice. Enchanting people with his voice he could control them.
But his story had a sad ending: He was robbed of everything by a bullet. He blooms a single bright flower and withers away, loved by everyone.
Aand he was kidnapped. Of course, the bullet was with Dust, so very soon he has taken his place in the wax figures collection of the Bentham’s Museum.
It left a flower blooming sadly And those who loved him soon began to die go insane.
[That’s cruel but I think his peculiarity was evoking obsessive love with voice]
The third girl was fragile and innocent And no one believed that her words were a deceit
She sees future in her dreams and it scares her so she lies about them to avoid frightening people.
Lost within a crazy dream So afraid of death the girl Was mindless and warped
Nightmares about death and distortion haunt her (perhaps she foresaw emergence of hollowgasts or… who knows…). She’s the one who agreed to fell asleep using Dust, but never knew how long would that dreamless dream be…
Scarlet paths through the woods. Under a bush of blue roses the two will have tea. And afterward there'll be a ball at the palace. The Ace of Hearts is our ticket.
Here the plan seems to be clearer. Myron invited them personally.
Fourth Alice were a twins Wandering across the world They passed through many doors
[wait… is this a real Panloopticon reference???] Curious of this new place They traveled and explored The stubborn older sister The clever younger brother
Peculiarity of this twins is their bond. Actually they aren’t siblings. Thet are both one creature (like reflection in the mirror)
Were close to see the nature Of the true Alice at hand
They saw something they weren't supposed to see. And so…
Those poor children will never wake up from their sleep, Wonderland is waiting for the fifth Alice…
that last line scared me so much when I was a kid...
its 2am and i totally forgot what was the point of this song analysis. let's just think about that like it's AU where Myron has rabbit ears 'cause its so cute
Another one crazy AU idea.
What if mphfpc was a feel-good comedy with the elements of musical? No one’s dead, everyone’s happy And the main character isn’t Jacob
Who then? Bentham brothers
[idk where's Alma in this au so feel free to add somethin to the story to fulfill her absence]
I see it so clear because you know what? It’s The Greatest Showman!

Phineas Taylor Barnum [P.T.!!!] Look at this man! He looks like both Jack and Myron imho
They’re like two sides of man actually. The one who wants SHOW and applause and to be looked upon with delight and so on And another, who wants show too but also wants to be with his family / loved ones
The Greatest Show [beginning]
How handsome he is.. i cant handle
In de beningi... ngi... nevermind. In the beginning he appears more calm but clearly enjoys the action. That's Myron's feature
That last part when the lights and music fades away but he keeps quietly singing those words…. im gonna start crying rn
I feel like Myron is lost in himself and in what he's doing but keeps going. Jack, on the other hand, is confident
The Other Side

oh look who's there! So young and yet innocent Percival Murmeow

Jack recruting Percy to quit loop life and join his emo band / circus / rebellious group etc. [underline as appropriate]

and after that they're dancing on tables. we all want to see Jack and almost drunk Percival dancing on tables and then makin the deal of their life.

"Sir, it looks like you have yourself a junior partner" "What I have is an overcompensated apprentice"
[oh shut up. I love them all sooo much]
Actually there's still some kind of rebel happening. But it's the Art rebellion. And they're singing:
Forget the cage, 'cause we know how to make the key Oh, damn! Suddenly we're free to flyyy

Just to rewatch this masterpiece with new perception:
Percy is younger (late teens I think) but soon he’ll become taller and overgrow Jack^^
Aand we're moving on to Myron!
Once again my man is lost and distraught. I want to hug him very tight... But he isn't broken. He has so much strengh inside
From now on These eyes will not be blinded by the lights From now on What's waited 'til tomorrow starts tonight Tonight
Let this promise in me start Like an anthem in my heart From now on From now on

And he will come back home... Home, again.... *distant sobbing*
The Greatest Show [end]
Jack is basking in the light and glory




I think even in this au Jack might want to gain divine powers. Just to make his show more breathtaking, spektacular, thrilling etc.
[imagined blue-cloud-Caul singing The Greatest Show with many voices…… creepy. but also epic]
Myron is also here! Finally living his best life

the grimbear instead of elephant. Now it's Myron riding PT
aand im done with going insane with characters and songs. or maybe not... Anyway! Thanks for reading! please tell me what do you think about it. i really wanna talk about mphfpc///
it's a massive spoiler to "Paprika" (2006 film) but—
open this post if you wanna see huge reference for mphfpc tdoda
Caul, what are you doing here???

it's a massive spoiler to "Paprika" (2006 film) but—
open this post if you wanna see huge reference for mphfpc tdoda
Caul, what are you doing here???

mphfpc incorrect quotes 👍
[Spoiler in the last quote!]
Bronwyn: Emma, keep an eye on Enoch today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Emma: Sure, I'd love to see Enoch getting punched. Jacob: Try again. Emma, sighing: I will try to stop Enoch from getting punched.
***
Everyone is giving advice to Olive Jacob: It's okay to ask for help. Horace: You're not a burden. Enoch: Murder is okay. Emma: Your feelings matter.
***
Bentham: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!
Miss Peregrine: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Caul: F**k you.
***
Fiona: *dies*
Jacob: Timer starts now! When is she coming back? I say two months.
Enoch: Bullshit. One month.
Horace: Nah, half a month.
Hugh, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! FIONA JUST DIED-
Emma, scratching chin in thought: One week.
mphfpc incorrect quotes [pt.2!!]
Enoch: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Emma: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
***
Horace : Help! I’m drowning!
Jacob : Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Horace : NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
(I hc horace as a short king and I will die on that hill)
***
Hugh : So, are you two friends?
Horace : Yes.
Enoch: No.
***
Enoch: You’re like an oyster. Not appealing on the outside, but your insides are worth a lot of money!
***
Emma: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
***
Hugh: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Fiona periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Hugh: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
***
Caul: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. Caul: My facebook photo is a landscape.
***
Enoch: I desire moisture.
Miss Peregrine: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
***
Jacob: Why does Miss Peregrine always do the laundry so loudly? Hugh : So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. Miss Peregrine, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut.
***
Emma: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Jacob: What? No, I— Enoch: enters room Emma: jaw clenches
older versions<3


"He is back"

teen&adult myron


he ate my heart

•Bentham siblings costume ideas•
im actually so sad myron and caul never appeared in the film cause there is so much that could've been done with their (and miss p) costumes!! i feel like young alma wore a lot of ribbons and bows(pic 1)(can be shown in flashbacks or just in their family foto) and so caul mimics her style when he meets her in los with his huge ass bow trying to remind her of their youth when he had power over her
and maybe when we see miss p after los events she wears some kind of jewellery(?) or just like a decorated belt or a brooch with images of two birds symbolizing her brothers (and that they are still alive) (so i quess in the end of tdoda we see her without them)
and in the conference of the birds and in the beginning of tdoda her dresses would have patterns in the form of roots and plants as a reference to her brother's return AND i feel like her style while she lives in bentham's house in the map of days would become more masculine(like victorian masculine i particularly like this dress in the second picture because it looks kinda similar to what men wore at the time) cause the house constantly reminds her of her brother.


flying head of mr murnau (was too lazy to draw the rest of his body♡) and caul with percival after he became a wight (based on mphfpc one-shots by blackandwhitewater on wattpad)(im in lovvve with this idea)


{caul×percival murnau}
me and the devil
walking side by side


caul and alma at some point

I have an idea about dark!Alma siding with wights & Caul and it lives in my head rent-free she would be an amazing villain
imagine if she knew all along about Jacob being a librarian and used her loop as a bait and later in hollow city it was SHE and not Caul who sent all the children into Balenciaga's loop straight to wights
"My name is Alma Peregrine and you are all my prisoners now"
queen of gaslighting fr

