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If you had the choice to turn into a monster what monster would you turn into?

“I will humour this question-query… let me think-consider”

“An obvious choice-option would be a rat ogre like Boneripper. The brute strength-muscle would be good-appreciated, but the lack of brains… no-no, it will not do.”

“Dwarf-things are certainly monstrous-ferocious, but I would rather-prefer to pull out my own teeth-fangs.”

“A noble dragon-rat, on the other paw, now that would be a creature-beast befitting a Grey Seer as impressive as me! Of course I would keep-retain my vast intellect in this form, and all would rightfully fear-obey me!”

Which horror movie villain can you survive and why?

“To answer this question-query I commissioned Clan Skryre to build me a dimension-hopping machine-device so I could watch your so-called ‘horror movies.’”

“I did not find them particularly scary-frightening.”

(He did)

“I could easily kill-kill any of the man-things with melee weapons.”

(He probably could)

“The more-more monstrous-things would be trickier, but with my strong-powerful magic and my quick wit I could overcome them.”

(He probably would run away)