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TMA Bracket- Locked in its Gaze

(41. Too Deep) Statement of Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, regarding exploration of the tunnels recently discovered below the archive.

(120. Eye Contact) Statement of Elias Bouchard, regarding the dreams of Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, currently unresponsive. Details pulled directly from subject. ( Jon has weird coma dreams)

TMA Bracket - Are you Afraid of the Dark?

TMA Bracket - The Legend of Agnes Montague

TMA Bracket - The Lukas Family

(159. The Last ) Statement of Peter Lukas regarding his life, family and interactions with The Lonely. Statement extracted 25th September 2018. (aka jon goes into the lonely for martin)

(13. Alone) Statement of Naomi Herne, regarding the events following the funeral of her fiancé, Evan Lukas.

TMA Bracket- The Web’s Design

Angler Fish (1.) Statement of Nathan Watts, regarding an encounter on Old Fishmarket Close, Edinburgh.

This Old House (196.) A statement on Reality recorded by Martin K Blackwood, recorded at Hilltop Road. ( Annabelle Cane explaining the Web's Final Design)

TMA Bracket - The Not Them

(77. The Kind Mother) Statement of Lucy Cooper. Incident occurred in Draycott, Somerset, August 1994. Victim's name given as Rose Cooper (the not them taking someone's mother)

(78. Distant Cousin) Statement of Lawrence Moore, Regarding something that was not his cousin (Cousin is taken by the not them, episode ends with Jon destroying the table and allowing the Not!Them to roam free)

TMA Bracket- Spooky Vacations

(48. Lost in The Crowd) Statement of Andrea Nunis, regarding a series of encounters in the streets of Genoa, Italy (woman gets lost in the lonely while traveling)

(75. A Long Way Down) Statement of Stephen Walker, regarding his brother's disappearance from the top of Tour Montparnasse in October 2006 ( Mike crew throws a guy off a skyscraper in paris)

TMA Bracket - The Unknowing

(118. Masquerade) Original recordings of Magnus Institute visit to the House of Wax, Great Yarmouth, and an internal management dispute. (aka Martin committing Arson ASMR and the archive crew getting into posistion for the unknowing)

(119. Stranger and Stranger) Recordings of the ritual known as the unknowing

TMA Bracket- Jonathan Sims may be Asexual but he can still be hot as hell Edition

(167.) Ruminations on identity and the lack thereof. Audio recording by the Archivist, in situ. (aka jon confronts the not them! and commits his first ceasless watchering)

(187.) An exploration of hospitality. Recorded by The Archivist in Situ. ( Jon and helen explore the spiral's domain and jon delivers the iconic "Helen, was that a lie?"

TMA bracket- Inspired by The Jungle by Upton Sinclair

(30. Killing Floor) Statement of David Laylow, regarding his time working at an industrial abattoir near Dalston.

(178. The Processing Line) An examination of industrial meat processes. Audio recorded by the Archivist, in situ. (aka we get a pov of the inside of a meat factory)

Broke: Jon didn’t cut his hair after the institute and had long hair all through the eyepocolypse

Woke: While at the cottage Jon cut his hair, symbolizing him taking control back over his life and starting a new life with martin

Bespoke: Jon cut his hair in an effort for control; but when Jonah used him to start the eyepocolypse his hair grew back again ripping the one thing he thought he could control away again

Re-listening to TMA is so fucking funny because there will be things that i never connected before or genuinely forgot about. Like I’ll listen to certain episodes and i’ll pause it half way and connect two dots that have been connected for fucking years.

TMA Bracket: Go Girl Give Us Nothing Edition

(71. Underground) Statement of Karolina Gorka regarding being trapped in the london underground (aka woman got trapped in the buried and decided to take a nap)

(167. Curiosity ) An examination of Gertrude Robinson (aka gertrude had one assistant that would just pass tf out whenever something spooky happened)

TMA Bracket- Fuck around and Find Out Edition

(14. Piecemeal) Statement of Lee Rentoul on the murder of Paul Noriega (aka dude asks for a flesh (?) avatar to take out his enemy, then when he kills his enemy the curse transfers to him)

(22. Colony) Statement of Martin Blackwood regarding a close encounter with the entity known as Jane Prentiss (aka martin knows not to fuck around and find out, but commits the cardinal sin of curiosity and is stalked by worms)

TMA Bracket - The End Being needlessly Dramatic

(29. Cheating Death) Statement of Nathaniel Thorpe regarding his own mortality (man plays a game with death, literally)

(70. Book of the Dead) Statement of Masato Murray regarding an unusual Inheritance and the effects hereafter (spooky book tells you when and where you are going to die)

TMA Bracket- Dearest Jonah, you’re never gonna guess what happened

(92. Nothing Besides Remains) Barnabas Bennet acquires a debt to the lukas family and get fed to the lonely, elias is also a cheeky bastard

(23. Schwartzwald) Albrect Von Closen finds a tomb with a bunch of creepy books. He comes across the caretaker and finds he doesn’t have any eyes

Honestly, it makes sense that jon and martin wouldn’t have found each other in this universe.

A major part of their relationship season five was that they didn’t really know how likely it was they would have started a relationship in the first place, questioning if it was the work of the web. there was always the question but they chose to be together in the end despite the fact that they were unsure and literally spent the last minutes of their lives fighting.

Saying that they never met is in line with their cannon relationship and i’m glad johnny didn’t try to give us fan service to the detriment of the story.

you guys-

i got a job at a music school and was invited to a jam session tonight and during it one of the guys looked up this really awful band that was basically just screaming and with full voice i went “glad to see grifters bone put out a new album.

cue me explaining what the magnus archives are and making the weirdest first impression possible