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I wasn’t serious but thank you all for your hard work, I’m going to listen to every and each playlist rn

I wasn’t serious but thank you all for your hard work, I’m going to listen to every and each playlist rn

Villain: Stand down, hero!

Shouto: Or what?

Villain: Or I’ll subject you to unspeakable horrors!

Shouto: Unspeakable? Haha!

Villain: What’s so funny?!

Shouto: See that scar on my face? My mother did that when I was a kid.

Villain: Um…

Shouto: I’ve sparred Endeavor daily since I was five years old. Not even always with a Quirk, sometimes with a fucking katana.

Villain: …

Shouto: You ever had Endeavor yell at you? While he’s on fire? Have you ever gotten your ass kicked in a sparring fight with the number two pro hero and then gone back to your room to study because you still have a fucking math test tomorrow?

Villain: …

Shouto: Have you ever had your supposedly dead brother come back as a mass murderer and try to incinerate you while your family watched?

Villain: …

Shouto: Have you ever seen your reflection in the eyes of a madman and thought, “This is how I die?”

Villain: …I…

Shouto: Do yourself a favor and get into these handcuffs because I’ve already called for backup, and my dad is on patrol duty today. I’m just telling you for your own good.

Villain: …

Endeavor: Hey!! What are you doing standing next to my son, you punk ass villain?!

Villain: You know what, I’m not dealing with this. Jail, please!

Endeavor: (looking around) I don’t see any ice. How’d you defeat him?!

Shouto: Oh just the good old Todoroki persuasion, you know.

Endeavor: (to the villain) Haha, you poor bitch.