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Kazunari: *fell down the stairs and had to go to the infirmary*
Tsuzuru: *comes visit him and places a band-aid on his forehead*
Kazunari: What was that for?
Tsuzuru: Your ego. Your incident gained 12k likes on Instablam.
Kazunari: Here you go Tsuzuroon, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Tsuzuru: Oh, it's cold.
Kazunari: Nice cup of coffee!
Tsuzuru: It tastes horrible.
Kazunari: Cup of coffee!
Tsuzuru: Is that even coffee?
Kazunari: ...cup!
Kazunari: Tsuzuroon, I made tea.
Tsuzuru: I don't want tea.
Kazunari: I didn't make tea. This tea is mine.
Tsuzuru: Then why did you tell me?
Kazunari: It's a conversation starter.
Tsuzuru: That's a horrible conversation starter.
Kazunari: Oh is it? We are in a conversation. Checkmate!
Tsuzuru:
Muku: Kazu! Get inside the box!
Kazunari: Huh? Why?
Kumon: Tsuzuru's wish for Christmas is a reason to live.
Misumi: So we need you inside the box!
Kazunari:
Kazunari: Yeah, okay.
Kazunari: If I run and jump at Tsuzuroon, he will most certainly catch me!
Kazunari: TSUZUROOOOON!!!!
Tsuzuru: W-WAIT! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Tsuzuru: *drops coffee cup to catch him*
Kazunari: Yay!
Tsuzuru: My coffee...
Tsuzuru: Why won't the ghosts talk to us?
Kazunari: Maybe they're homophobic?
Tsuzuru: We aren't gay, Miyoshi-san.
Kazunari: We aren't?!
Kazunari: Why do you not believe in ghosts?
Tsuzuru: I've never seen one.
Kazunari: There's a lot of things that are real but you cannot see.
Kazunari: ...Like gravity for example.
Tsuzuru: I can drop an apple on your head.
Kazunari:
Kazunari: Oh look, we're under a mistletoe!
Tsuzuru: That's not a mistletoe, Miyoshi-san.
Kazunari:
Tsuzuru: *wakes up at 3am*
Tsuzuru: Oh my God...
Tsuzuru: He was flirting with me!
Kazunari: T is for the love of my life!
Sakuya: S is for scriptwriter!
Itaru: U is for understanding big bro!
Taichi: Z is for zealous!
Omi: U is for unique!
Homare: R is for radiant!
Muku: O is for outstanding!
Kumon: O is for observant!
Citron: N is for never gonna give you up!
Sakuya: Never gonna let you down!
Taichi: Never gonna run around!
Kazunari: *brings out congratulations cake* and dessert you!
Tsuzuru:
Tsuzuru: ...you did you best. Thank you.
Kazunari: Hey Tsuzuroon, I really like this guy but I don't know how to tell them.
Tsuzuru: Just ask them out.
Kazunari: Would you like to go to the movies with me?
Tsuzuru: Ask the person you like, dummy.
Kazunari: I just did.
Tsuzuru: What did they say?
Kazunari: I don't know, you tell me!
Tsuzuru: Huh???
Kazunari:
Tsuzuru: So what do you plan to do?
Kazunari: World domination.
Tsuzuru: How ambitious of you.
Kazunari: You are the world.
Tsuzuru:
Tsuzuru: Wait. What?
Kazunari: What?
Kazunari: I'm a superhero, guess my name.
Tsuzuru: Spiderman? Ironman? Superman?
Kazunari: No, I am Yourman.
Tsuzuru:
Tsuzuru: That's it, I'm getting coffee.
Kazunari: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?
Tsuzuru: If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn't exist.
Kazunari:
Tsuzuru: Hey, about that love letter you sent me for Valentines' Day.
Kazunari, sweating: Yeah?
Tsuzuru: In sentence number fifty-
Kazunari: Yes, that's where I started to get really emotional and-
Tsuzuru: You forgot a comma.
Kazunari:
Tsuzuru: Don't worry, I still love you. It just bugged me.
Kazunari: I have a plan. It might get us both in trouble, but it'll totally be worth it. Cool?
Tsuzuru: No, it's not cool.
Kazunari: Cool!
Tsuzuru: No! I said it's not cool!
Kazunari: What are we?
Tsuzuru: People.
Kazunari: No, like really, what are we?
Tsuzuru:
Tsuzuru: We are Japanese.
Tsuzuru: Please. Please don't do this.
Kazunari: *calls the police*
Tsuzuru: I'm begging you, this is illegal!
Kazunari: POLICE!
Tsuzuru:
Kazunari: I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME!
Tsuzuru: Kazunari!!!!!
Kazunari: IT'S MY BOYFRIEND. HE STOLE MY HEART!
Tsuzuru: *dies from embarassment*
Kazunari: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter r.
Tsuzuru: *looks at Sakyo and Izumi*
Tsuzuru: Is it romantic tension?
Tsuzuru: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my anxiety.
Kazunari: You and me!!
Tsuzuru, crying happy tears: Okay.
Tsuzuru: Kazunari texted me, "your adorable." So I texted him back saying, "No, YOU'RE adorable."
Itaru: And?
Tsuzuru: And we're now in a relationship. We've been on five dates this week. All I did was point out a typo but I love him so I'm not gonna tell him anything.