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Raph:

Y/N: Raph, that's the 100th time you've sent me that meme and, for the 100th time, I completely agree but I'm not having sex with you.

Raph: why not?

Y/N: you and I wouldn't match well in bed.

Raph: you have a hole dat needs fillin and I'm a hole fillin machine.

Donnie: Wait, Wait, wait.....

Donnie: okay, I've got my popcorn 🍿, proceed.

Mikey: uh...I just heard a cuss word from the meditation corner.

Donnie: Sh, Mikey, this is my favorite part.

Y/N: Raph, you're hot, I'll admit that but...

Raph: no buts...unless you're offering me yers 😈😈😈

Y/N: Raph. Big boy, it's just not going to happen.

Y/N: I need a connection, to feel safe. To reach my highest peaks, I need someone safe that I can count on in the free-fall.

Raph: I'm safe!

Y/N: 🫤

Raph: I am!

Donnie: just last week I had to fish ball bearings out of your nostrils because some fitness guru online convinced you that you could "pump up your nostril muscles by breathing the heavy balls in and out", yeah you are real safe.

Mikey: hehehe heavy balls

Raph: D, stay outta dis

Donnie: then don't put it in the group chat, genius.

Raph: Y/N, ignore his scrawny ass, so we doin it or what?

Y/N: no Raph. 😒

Raph: you know you want dis. All dis hot, hard, turtle drillin ya into da bed.

Mikey: code violent blue, repeat, VIOLENT BLUE

Y/N: Mikey, I think you mean violet blue

Donnie: no. He's gotta it right.

Y/N: ?

Donnie: it the code we've given for when Leo marches through the lair towards Raph's room with a murderous look in his eyes.

Donnie: I hear the action starting without me. Can't let my popcorn go to waste, got to watch the show. TTYL.

Y/N: *sigh* smh.