Tmnt Group Chats - Tumblr Posts
Raph:
Y/N: Raph, that's the 100th time you've sent me that meme and, for the 100th time, I completely agree but I'm not having sex with you.
Raph: why not?
Y/N: you and I wouldn't match well in bed.
Raph: you have a hole dat needs fillin and I'm a hole fillin machine.
Donnie: Wait, Wait, wait.....
Donnie: okay, I've got my popcorn 🍿, proceed.
Mikey: uh...I just heard a cuss word from the meditation corner.
Donnie: Sh, Mikey, this is my favorite part.
Y/N: Raph, you're hot, I'll admit that but...
Raph: no buts...unless you're offering me yers 😈😈😈
Y/N: Raph. Big boy, it's just not going to happen.
Y/N: I need a connection, to feel safe. To reach my highest peaks, I need someone safe that I can count on in the free-fall.
Raph: I'm safe!
Y/N: 🫤
Raph: I am!
Donnie: just last week I had to fish ball bearings out of your nostrils because some fitness guru online convinced you that you could "pump up your nostril muscles by breathing the heavy balls in and out", yeah you are real safe.
Mikey: hehehe heavy balls
Raph: D, stay outta dis
Donnie: then don't put it in the group chat, genius.
Raph: Y/N, ignore his scrawny ass, so we doin it or what?
Y/N: no Raph. 😒
Raph: you know you want dis. All dis hot, hard, turtle drillin ya into da bed.
Mikey: code violent blue, repeat, VIOLENT BLUE
Y/N: Mikey, I think you mean violet blue
Donnie: no. He's gotta it right.
Y/N: ?
Donnie: it the code we've given for when Leo marches through the lair towards Raph's room with a murderous look in his eyes.
Donnie: I hear the action starting without me. Can't let my popcorn go to waste, got to watch the show. TTYL.
Y/N: *sigh* smh.
Y/N: Raph, do you want to be the sun in my life?
Mikey: aw 😵😥😢😭
Y/N: shhhh Mike, not now
Y/N: so, big guy, what do you say?
Raph: sure. I'm da sun, because I'm fuckin HOT 🔥 🥵, right?
Y/N: yeah, you're hot.
Raph: 💪😁
Y/N: but, mainly it's because I want you to stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.
Donnie: BWAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Mikey: oh danggggggg
Leo: 👀👏
Y/N: 😂😂😂😂 yall like that one? I saw that joke on insta.
Raph: oh, ya got jokes huh?
Raph: well, fuck da sun, I'm gonna be yer moon
Raph: prepare to see my scaly green ass cheeks pressed against yer windows every night.
Leo: Raph, your not doing that.
Raph: Da hell I'm not.
Leo: *sigh*
Donnie: Y/N, I'll help you hang some blinds.
Mikey: So, am I still your sun? 🥺🥺🥺
Y/N: yes, lil sunshine 🌞, you're still my sun, come on over and cuddle me, warm my skin.
Mikey: on my way SugarCakes!
Raph: ??? 🤨😧
Y/N: what can I say? Occasionally I like to be sun kissed 💋 😄
Raph: 🤬🤬🤬
Leo: Well played. 😆
RAPH: just play wit it
Y/N: RAPHAEL!!!!
MIKEY: hehehe
LEO: Raph!
RAPH: what?
DONNIE: TBF, he's not wrong.
RAPH: see!
LEO: Donnie that's not the point, Raph knows the rules and he needs to apologize.
MIKEY: I do that to mine all the time.
LEO: not now Mikey!
RAPH: I ain't apologizing fer shit, it's true.