lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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Omg I Was Watching This And This Made Me Think Of Leona And Cheka.

Omg I was watching this and this made me think of Leona and Cheka.

Leona would be 15. I didn't find any name for Cheka's mom so I went with the name from Lion King.

Falena: "Oh my little brother! You must meet your nephew! You forgot to come to the ceremony!"

Leona: "whatever".

*Falena leaves*

Sarabi: *tackles Leona, pinning him to the ground* "watch your damn place kid, you're going to be this damn kids uncle and you're going to like it".

Leona: "Jesus fucking christ woman, get off me!"

Sarabi: "WE ARE GOING TO BE A HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY".

Leona: "Okay! Get off me!"

Sarabi: "good, now apologies to your brother and go hold your nephew".

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2 years ago

Things my brother and I have said to eachother other that remind me of Floyd and Jade.

F. Is Floyd J. Is Jade

F. "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THESE JALAPEÑOS POPPERS AIN'T SHIT. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE? THESE ARENT EVEN JALAPEÑOS, ITS TOO FUCKING SWEET. Now my fucking room smells like organic chicken".

F. *blood gushing everywhere* "So my boss told me to take out my piercings for work and I can't put back in. Can you re-pierce it?".

J. "Um sure".

(One hour later)

J. "I'm sorry but I think I created a new hole.....".

J. "Why are you giving yourself a piercing?"

F. "Because I can"

J. "But when I give myself a tattoo, I get judged and you make fun of me"

F. "Um ... yeah"

J. "I just want to watch White Chicks, eat Taco Bell and cry, ".

F. "Sounds like a good Friday night,".

J. *wakes up at two in the morning* um, why are you on my computer?"

F. "I wanted to play Roblox Bingo, silly".

This was kinda rushed. But whatever, please send in request!


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2 years ago

For those who haven't gotten wind of this yet: Twst announced that Book 7 will be different from the other books in terms of delivery.

The JP players are theorizing 2 possibilities:

The entire story will be retold in Malleus' POV. A popular theory is that he's been repeatedly rewinding time (not necessarily time, maybe even hopping universes) and is actively looking for a "perfect happy ending."

There will be a route split. Since the mirror has been hinting that Yuu is actually pretty evil, I'm thinking there's a possibility to go against or to be Malleus' ally in whatever the hell he's trying to achieve. Maybe Yuu's even in on the whole rewind thing because they don't want to go home or also don't want their life at NRC to end.

Personally I just want the option to stay with malmal even after graduation LOL. He'll be my happy ending for real. 🥹 Baby everyone might come and go in your life, but I'll be the one constant thing you can hold onto.

2 years ago

I just realize that you had to press "save draft" to save your draft so like, everything is lost....

I'm also having a writers block for a Genshin AU because I don't know whether or not to have characters as teachers or students. Because I can see alot of them as college students and the rest teachers.

2 years ago

Imagine Yuu/Name getting isekai'd back into Twisted Wonderland.

After the amazing year long adventure, (Name) must return home. After saying goodbyes they step forward into the mirror, they are greeted by their world in a hospital bed.

'What the hell', (Name) scratched their head.

"Oh, you're awake!"

The nurse walked up to them and started messing with the machine next to them.

(Name) looked at the nurse, " Um, can I call my family?".

"Oh! Of course! Let us check your vitals first!".

(Name) felt like crying out of pure joy, they were going to see their family and friends again. After what they thought was a year was only 6 months in the real world.

(Names)'s family filled the room, hugs were past around. Laughter and crying was heard all around.

"Yeah, (Name) the doctor said it was the worst cast of insomnia he has seen! You had to be put in a medically induce coma to sleep!"

"No more staying up so late for school or anything, this year let's focus on your mental health!"

(Name) smiled, "Of course mom and dad!"

"(Name) why are you crying?"

"I missed you guys so much". (Name) smiled fondly at their family.

As (Name)'s parents filled out discharge papers, (Name) was wheeled to their families car.

"Um hey? Nurse? Are you sure it's okay to leave me here?".

"Oh yeah! Your family is just to be out! Plus these wheels are locked so you'll be fine".

"Shhhh, hey hey now. Shhhh, let's not cry buddy".

'Am crying?'

(Name) looked around, everything was so glossy, only being able to see inches in front of them. But then again it was raining.

"Who would abandoned a baby here?"

"A MONSTER THATS WHO"

"Sebek shh! You're going to scare it"

'Wait....Sebek'

(Name) felt their whole body being lifted, their body being held close to... SILVER?!

(Name) started wailing, "hey buddy. Shhh, it's okay! Look what you did Sebek you got the baby crying!".

'I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME AS A BABY?!'.

Sorry! This was rushed! I do intend to make a longer part two exploring more but I couldn't get the thought of Yuu getting back home just to get hit by truck-sama and get returned like an Amazon packaged. Thank you guys! Also I know that you can't be hospitalized just for insomnia.


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2 years ago

Since I'm moving and finally getting out if a toxic relationship heres....

Type of airplane passengers I think the Dorm Leaders and Classman are!

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Riddle Rosehearts: Quiet Worker Passenger (Business).

He's prepared, he brought his own computer, three travel batteries, headphones, etc. He gotta finish work somehow in peace.

Trey Clover: Magazine Reader. (Premium Economy).

He probably reads or brings his own magazines. Either baking, dentistry, or about the place he is traveling too.

Cater Diamond: Constantly taking pictures out of the window. (Premium Economy).

Anytime they pass something that looks "pretty" or cool, they are taking pictures. Even go as far to take videos or photo of people doing dumb things on the plane, (looking at you Ace).

Ace Trappola: Takes off shoes. (Economy)

Motherfucker takes "get comfortable" seriously. He is wearing a eye over, wearing earmuffs, he takes relaxing seriously.

Deuce Spade: Sleeper but wakes up bored so mess around with papers sitting in the front of the seat. (Economy).

Type of person to leave everything in a checked-in -bag and doesn't have anything to do on flight. He will mess with the papers in the front, try to use the tablet on the seat, look at others phones. Very unprepared.

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: Sleeper (First Class).

His family owns their own jets. He probably has his own plane (small one, he probably has a flying license too). Anyways when he is flying with family he is sleeping or drinking, anything to take his mind off from screaming Cheka.

Ruggie Bucchi: Snacker and moive watcher. (Economy).

He is responsible enough to be prepared and brings a bag of his own food, whenever he gets bored he is just snacking or looking out the window.

Jack Howl: Podcast Listener. (Premium Economy)

He is just going to be listening to his meditation or fitness podcast or even sporting commentary. Doesn't really care about anyone else or mind babies.

Octavinellle

Azul Ashengrotto: Slient Worker. (Business).

He probably loves first class, he feels like he runs the world with this much privilege. If he hears a crying baby he can't focus and probably talks shit about the parents.

Jade Leech: Knitting and listening to a podcast. (Business).

He is just chilling, wearing a neck pillow, gotta comfy blanket, humming as he just knitts. Man doesn't care about anyone else around him, he just chilling.

Floyd Leech: Tablet Baby. (Business).

Literally always given a tablet or some electronic that will distract him from bothering other passengers, motherfucker probably likes kicking the seat.

Scarabia

Since it's probably likely that Kalim's family owns their own private jet, they both are spoiled on the plane.

Kalim Al-Asim: Talker

Always talking, probably offers to pay for someone's food. He probably doesn't even mind crying babies on a plane either, probably will try to play with them aswell.

Jamil Viper: Worrier.

He probably has to take anxiety medication because of flying, like worrying about if there is enough fuel, or if the jet had a good manience constantly asking the flight attendants how long the pilot has been flying and where he got his license.

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: Champagne Enjoyier.

I feel like he doesn't have his own jet but flys with other influencers who have their own jets, buy he does fly first class and drinks and gossips with other passengers.

Rook Hunt: Magazine reader and Talkative. (First class).

I feel like he has never been on a airplane and when he was he was with Vil, talking and talking away and he isn't quiet about it. This man does not understand social cues! But he will be reading about the place he is visiting.

Epel Felmier: Snacker (Economy).

Since Vil isn't there to comment on what he eats, he is eating what his family packed him, fruits, candy, homemade chips, packed lunch.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: Gamer (First Class).

He paid for the premium package where you can have wifi and internet. Let him sit in the corner of the plane and enjoy his game time.

Ortho Shroud : Sleeper (put under the plane).

I'm sorry but I feel like he was put under the plane because he is made completely m e t a l. (If I remember) but he is put in sleep mode.

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: Curious. (First Class).

He has no need to be on a plane but he was curious as what it was and why so many people used it when they could use a mirror. He is touching all the buttons above him.

Lilia Vanerouge: Gamer but doesn't have headphones so volume is loud. (First Class).

He is the most annoying person to fly with, he doesn't listen when you ask him to quiet down, it's embarrassing. Old people and their social cues.

Silver Vanerouge: Sleeper. (First Class)

He literally sleeps through the worst turbulence, it's terrifying really, he looks dead. Only wakes up for water and goes back to sleep.

Sebek Zigvolt: Worrier. (First Class)

This man is clutching his seat, he does not feel safe. Constantly hitting the 'help' button and asking the flight attendant when they are about to land. He freaks out at the slightest turbulence.

02/20 I wanted to write short story along with this because I'm currently waiting for my plane to board! So here Yuu!(Reader), Epel, Ace, Deuce, Floyd, Jack and Diasomnia gang on a plane.

TSA was awful, Grim, who was considered a pet, had to be put in a pet carrier. All of Epels bags had to be checked troughly, Ace got detained for having three bottles of lotion, and then Sebek wouldn't stop freaking out about Malleus getting questioned for his 'cosplay', when it was his horns.

'Finally, we can just sit down'. Looking down at Grim who was under the seat, growing and mumbling in his sleep.

"Child of man? May I sit by you"

(Name) looked around, "um sure, as long as no was sitting there".

Malleus, hummed.

"Aaaaaweeee I wanted to sit by shrimpyyyyyyy".

Malleus glared at Floyd who was smiling and holding their tablet.

"Ah that's okay, Malleus how about I sit in the middle and you can sit by the window? Is that okay?". Malleus nodded, switching seats with (Name).

As everyone was getting seated, a screech could be heard in the back.

"ACE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Sebek, I'm relaxing, you should try and do the same"

"No Ace, I'm going have to agree with Sebek on this one. You're disgusting".

"Shut up Deuce, I'm literally doing nothing wrong. If there is a problem, the flight attendants would've done something by now".

'Please guy, not now......'.

"Shhrimmmpyyy, my moive isn't workinggg"

"Oh, okay let me see it, and stop kicking the seat, you're bothering Silver".

Lilia stood up on his seat and turned around, "No it's fine! Look Silver won't wake up no matter what, but please stop for my sake. I'm trying to beat this boss".

"Child of Man, what is this?"

"Um that's a fan"

"What's that?"

Looking out the window, "umm the wings".

"Fascinating".

"EPEL SHARE THOSE SNACKS!"

"NO! GET YOUR OWN!"

'This is going to be a long trip'


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