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and the award for the best dressed six lives character goes tooo!!!

hmm modern au (child) william being a little bit miserable

BWOWDGFYDFJUEIHFSKFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURE SO AWESOME

you can always draw shrewsbury with a beauty mark. lil mole under his eye. take some liberties, the portraits can't all be super accurate cmon now

I LAUGHED SO HARD I JUMPSCARED MY KITTY

ok this is kind of funny like

william: fucking KILL yourself

shrewsbury: i hope 🤞 this 👉👆 letter 🅱 finds 😂😂 you in 🔱🍑 good 😊 health, ⛑⛑ but ❌🍑 the 👀 king 🤴 doesn't; in ☝🔥 fact it 💪🤔 would 💦👪 please 😘🙏 him ♿ greatly if 👏 you were ⏬ to hold 🍆✋ a 🚨🍆 gun 💀 in ➡ between your eyes 💋 and 💰 pull 💦 the 👏🎅 trigger 🔫

maybe I really am too far gone, this morning I slept through all my alarms but still woke up on time because I dreamed that Mary slapped me and she did it so hard I just snapped awake. In the dream I was a courtier in a room arguing with a bunch of people trying to get Mary to admit that William is gay (?) and she was getting really angry at us for slandering The King, though she probably knew and was only denying it to protect his reputation. Then she got up and slapped me in front of everyone.

Sarah Churchill was there too for some reason, somehow I understood that my dream was set in an alternate timeline where Mary seduced Sarah to prove that she is better than Anne, and they ended up in a decades-spanning messy relationship too.

completely forgot to drop this but uhh

I had a sillee dream last night

I completely forgot how it started out but apparently I was Nottingham in the dream and he/I was William's Secretary of State for both departments cuz Shrewsbury is on vacation from my dreams rn. This is in the modern day btw. However for some reason William, Nottingham, and the other Orange government officials are still doing 17th shit and so we have to deliver letters by hand or whatever. Except Nottingham could FLY and William was like "yeah thats handy can u go deliver all these letters" and so i basically got to fly around to a bunch of random homes and shove letters in their mailbox or directly at the people. apparently this is an everyday thing because no one gave two shits. when me fly

10/10 would go flying again

ALSO I DID A HAIRFLIP (wigflip???) AS NOTTINGHAM AND IT WAS SOOOOO HOT

mary doodles :3. she has a gun and she is trying to rizz sarah and she is daydreaming about humiliating her sister.

the siphonophore prince

I drew Mary again. I can't stop drawing Mary... P1 is based on what I said in the image, except I can't find the original image!!! Help!!!

P2 and P3 are me brainrotting more about my boy Mary AU. Y'know the one where James makes her into his son. I gave him a silly hat.

watch out for more AU brainrot below the cut!!!

Even though Mary(now Charles. Well, technically Charles-Marie like a Frenchman) became the prince because James wanted to get him out of any marriage prospects to stinky gross Dutch Protestants, I think he would still end up being good friends with William and it causes James to convulse with anger to think that his lovely polite son is on speaking terms(far more than that, they probably have a blood pact to fight side by side and protect each other etc.) with someone like That.

Also maybe in this AU William would try to marry Anne because he's betting on the possibility that no one will want Charles to be king, either Anne threatens to burn the building down with everyone in it and the marriage doesn't happen or they still go through with it and she feeds William arsenic every day to make him die faster. I don't think he would ask to marry her anyways.

Additionally a slight detail, Charles had his ears pierced like most girls and still wears earrings. It makes her seem like some sort of cool mysterious bad boy who is very worldly. In fact Charles would be popular with the young ladies at court and James thinks its because of his influence (it is very much not)

I guess it's up to your own interpretation but I don't view Mary as discernibly transgender in the AU, she just tries to fulfill what is expected of her and this time it is to be a good prince worthy of the crown. Sometimes she misses being a girl but tries not to think about it, and occasionally finds the whole being a boy thing kind of fun. James and Charles (II) believe that Mary needs to make up for all the time spent being raised as a girl which now makes her seem like a really effeminate young man so they might almost force her to be hyper-masculine.

But anyways Anne hates that her nice loving big sister was turned into a stupid dude-bro who goes hunting with his new friend group of other stupid dude-bros. However, Mary isn't actively mean or anything and it is convenient to have a big brother you can say will beat up everyone who disagrees with you (Mary could not actually beat someone up if his life depended on it) Thanks for coming to my TED talk everyone.

sort of redraw inspired by that warrior cats gn panel with bluestar (spoiler alert: he did in fact grow to like him)

also cluster b shrewsbury anyone

!!!?!?!?!??!?!? WHAT CRIES UNFFNFUFHUFU SHREWSBURY IN BASKETSILLY'S STYLE FUCK YEAHHHH

shrewsbury being a secretary means that it is extremely very predictable to cook up a generic porno of him, like those sexy secretary fantasies that you always see. you can have william fuck him bc he's the boss. it's kind of lame but he really is just that easy huh

Since we're talking about Shrewsbury:

In The First Churchills,

The way Mary utters "Did you say Shrewsbury?!" is friggin ADORABLE 😍🥰.

Since we're talking about Shrewsbury:

In The First Churchills,

The way Mary utters "Did you say Shrewsbury?!" is friggin ADORABLE 😍🥰.

he loves guns, trucks, and God (James)

drawing mary to make myself feel better idkjhfgkdl

hrfhjhhhhh boy mary au.. idk what specifically shrewsbury was up to when i want to set this but imagine if he and mary got to be weird boy best friends. and they are both named charles after the most important charles.

more genuinely i think mary would initially worry shrewsbury Knows what she is but she hasnt realized that even if he did know he probably wouldnt fault her for it. shrewsbury is mostly just struck with admiration because even if mary seems kind of perpetually uneasy he thinks she is so confident and he cant even begin to imagine what could make someone like her disturbed.

even though mary now gets to be an irresponsible young man with an absurd number of mistresses she is also not very happy that liking men is gay now since she views it as an aspect of her identity when she was still a girl & it's holding her back from being a real man like shes expected to be (mainly by charles and james who put in a lot of effort to teach her more masculine mannerisms etc but also just in general since shes the god damn prince now!)

I have had the worst idea for an AU about the Kensington Gang as I call them. It's vile.

Do I share it or do I not??

show it to king charles idk

behold the fruits of my labor: or, if TFC had an anime opening that was mostly just Shrewsbury.

((unmute if you will!))