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the visceral negative reaction that runs through my body whenever I hear the words “batman cant kill bc then he becomes the batman who laughs” u know what. I really wish he would. and then I wish he would kill me next.

Maybe alpha jungkook and his tiny omega, if you don’t mind♥️ thank you for posting fix me; i was very happy to see that you’re back🥺♥️♥️♥️

“you’re tiny,” were the first words spoken to you on your first day of primary school.

a scent of mild pine, an alpha scent. already strong at the age of just four. he’s gorgeous, a little boy worth so much, big eyes that flutter with long lashes that daintily press against his cheeks.

he’s a perfect renaissance cherub. with milky skin and small, pink lips.

“mommy says ‘m still growin’!” you claim, giving him a smile and he notes your missing teeth, before tilting his head and retreating back to the group of boys who play with the toy cars.

jungkook likes your sparkly shoes and your tiny fingers that intertwine with his when his mother asks him to take care of you on the way to the park.

he also thinks you very faintly smell of banana milk, which in fact is his favourite drink ever! so he likes you a little more.

you also need help reaching the monkey bars, and he finds it really cute and he feels a weird thing in his tummy when you give him that cute smile where your nose scrunches.

time flies and it’s your first day of secondary school, you still haven’t grown into your uniform and you certainly aren’t as tall as the other girls in class.

even at twenty-two, you’re so fucking short and you haven’t blossomed into the voluptuous young girl you’d hoped to become.

jungkook finds you incredibly cute though, especially when you attempt to reach the higher shelves and especially when he fucks you.

you’re a dream. cunt unbelievably tiny and pretty, delicate tits that fit perfectly in his hands.

you love his cock. fat and heavy under your pink tongue, salty and hot. it’s thick and absolutely beautiful like the rest of him, veins and curved just right to the point where it stimulates that spot inside so fucking good.

“mmm... you’re so fuck— so tight!” jungkook’s in heaven, nuzzling your scent gland and it’s so clear, he can taste your sweet skin. “you feel that, little omega?” he coos, rubbing your tummy which bulges with his cock, pussy too tiny to handle him.

“fuuuck— fuck, i can feel you so deep, alpha,” your body goes limp, flopping against the bed while your hole convulses, squeezing him impossibly hard.

“god— fu— shit, i can’t- can i cum inside you, little kitten?” he’s practically begging for it and you mewl, nodding and clenching around him tighter, milking his big cock.

when his knot expands you scratch at his back, gasping and panting as it stretches you so far. so, so incredibly far.

sometimes, it’s nice being his tiny little omega.

The Holi-Date (M)

Author: @kpopfanfictrash , as part of the A Very, Merry Fic-Mas! collab with @lamourche , @kittae , @underthejoon , @hobidreams , @floralseokjin and @winetae

Creative Contributor: @baebae-goodnight for this exquisite moodboard (THANKS, TIFFY!)

Pairing: Taehyung / Reader (female)

Genre: Fake Dating / Neighbors 

Word Count: 40,538

Rating/Warnings: 18+ for sexual content. Oral (female receiving), dirty talk, spanking, fingering, marking, big dick, consumption of alcohol and a holiday sweater with the word ho on it.

Summary:   When your ex-boyfriend becomes engaged to his new girlfriend at your annual Holiday party, you admittedly are not in the best place. Which explains why you down six shots of alcohol, enthusiastically drop it low on the dance floor and – oh, yeah – tell everyone you are also dating someone. The only problem? You are obviously not. Good thing your neighbor happens to be cute and in need of a ride to work every morning.

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strawberry kisses | jjk sm au

🖇 synopsis:

– an online dating app pairs him with the perfect girl. the two quickly start falling for each other and when things are getting good, he finds out she’s his best friend’s little sister.

pairing: rapper!jeongguk x photographer!reader

side ships: vmin, yoongi x oc, minjoon, hoseok x oc.

genre: smut, fluff, the tiniest bit of angst

status: completed

A/N: timestamps make sense throughout the fic. please be very vocal abt ur thoughts, good and bad! it gives me motivation to continue!! if u want to be added to the tag list, send me an ask!

parts:

prologue

character profiles: guk and friends

character profiles: yn and friends

part one: secret boyfriend

part two: dirty dr seuss

part three: fuckinf asshole

part four: catfish

part five: cash, grass or ass

part six: clapping those cheeks

part seven: slumped

part eight: amongst other things

part nine: he’s edging you

part ten: answer my text

part eleven: a problem

time jump: sleazy guys

time jump: still not serious??

time jump: haven’t met him

part twelve: does not sound like a guy

part thirteen: you’re not mad, right?

time jump: sleepy

time jump: shut the door

part fourteen: good luck kiss

part fifteen: been a good girl

bonus: seriously, dude???

part sixteen: first date

part seventeen: boyfriend

part eighteen: dry hump

part nineteen: wanna come over???

part twenty: first time

part twenty-one: like ice cream

part twenty-two: new yoongi

part twenty-two: she looked cute

bonus: let’s see her

part twenty-three: tall, dark and handsome

part twenty-four: maybe jimin??

part twenty-five: different this time

part twenty-six: mastermind

part twenty-seven: double date

part twenty-eight: not with her

bonus: prettiest girl

part twenty-nine: i’ll blow you

part thirty: first fight

bonus: somethings coming

part thirty-one: wild as fuckkk

bonus: white sheets

bonus: bed selfies

part thirty-two: lake house (1) (2)

bonus: day ones

part thirty-three: talk to yoongi

part thirty-four: end it

part thirty-five: album release

epilogue (1) (2)

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The Monogamy Monologues

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: Jungkook / Reader

Rating: 18+

Genre: Rom-Com / Smut

Synopsis: The year? Some point after college. The occasion? Namjoon is getting married and the Rich Man’s Crochet Club has convened once again. Somewhere between the drinks and the laughter, everyone has the same realization: Jungkook has never been in a serious relationship. In the name of all that is holy (Overwatch and booze), the club’s mission is revived. Now though, their goal is much more perilous. Now, they aim to find Jeon Jungkook a girlfriend. (Part of The Rich Man’s Crochet Club series)

Warnings: making out in public, oral (male), hair pulling, jk is kind of dominant but so is Y/N, face riding, nipple play, denied orgasm, dirty talk, jk is cocky, sope wear bathrobes without underwear 

TW: Past borderline substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms + depression/anxiety are mentioned. Yoongi is anti-toxic masculinity & encourages people to ask for help.

Word Count: 42,729

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some way, some how

jeon jungkook x (f) reader

Summary: Maybe you don’t know Jungkook as well as you thought you did. Maybe he doesn’t know you. Warnings: emotional constipation, toxic ex, internalized misogyny, jk has bad experiences w/his ex’s dad, one scene where jk throws up, brief episode of panic, mentions of terminal cancer (minor); smut; fingering, praise kink, face fucking, spitting kink, cunnilingus, unprotected sex on top of a car im sorry Misc: autoshop owner!jk, businesswoman!oc, slice of life, childhood crushes, friends to lovers, ex gfs, pining, country bumpkin pjm w/crush on oblivious oc, ex-bf kth but it’s not real lol Wc: 19.4k (wow!!!)

the spirit of auto shop jk possessed me n next thing i knew i was 11k into a drabble. if ur curious: the 1975 corvette, car at the end, the tweed suitskirt (not actually chanel ☹️sowwyyy) also: this is the longest fic I’ve written!!!!! clap for me!!!!! i proofread the first few paragraphs n was like thats enough professionalism for the day

inspired by ain’t no mountain high enough one of my fave songs ever🥺 the title is a lyric from the song bc i love it so much enjoy !!

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taking a short break from the smut drabbles to bring u this bff!jungkook drabble based off ep 2x19 of new girl bc the sheer ridiculousness of that episodes screams jk

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the habits of a broken heart.

☾ genre : soulmates au, unrequited love, art student!JK, english student!Y/N, angst, fluff, subtle enemies to lovers

☾ pairing : jeon jungkook x reader

☾ summary : jungkook and you are soulmates. so says the matching crescent moons on both your wrists. however, things are never as easy as they seem, and you are quick to learn that falling in love with someone who does not believe in love is a one-way ticket to heartbreak. 

alternatively,

“You still are, you know. Worth it.” You release a shaky breath. “But I was stupid to think that I am too.”

☾ word count: 26.3k (my biggest one yet!)

☾ author’s note: this took forever oh my gosh! i really hope you like it! it’s my first time writing such a big single piece, and trying a different style. thank you so much for your support, always! please let me know what you think ♡

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HELLO????????

THIS IS..

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS OMG WHAT?????????

SQUEALING RN THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUSLY DONE, I LOVE THIS SM!!!! I'M DEEPLY HONORED THANK YOU <3 <3 <3

ALSO (MAKES ALL OF YOU PERCEIVE IT) LOOK AT THIS!!!!! HER ART'S PRETTY NEAT PLS GO SUPPORT HER <3

anyways i had too- will i ever finish this? idk maybe

this is 100% inspired be @tunamayuu's bsd x kny crossover <33

Someone tell me why all Catradora stans reach for the same bullshit when someone says they don’t like it lol y’all all stupid spoiled and entitled, just like your kinnie cat, suck my ass idc and yes this is in your tag get fucked, you should be more responsible for your immaturity. Smh calling people racist and homophobic over a cartoon cat that’s abusive as hell, die mad. Wake the fuck up and accept the fact not everyone has to agree with you already-.. Oh my bad I forgot you guys have the capacity of four year olds.

Davai za ~

Good morning darlings, here’s some drool worthy content to start your day today.

MAX I SWEAR GADHJFHSHHDNBMCMD VMMV /POS

just changed my pfp because of my bestie's bomb ass idea I would sob rn if I wasn't so FUCKING dehydrated

I reached the tag limit jsksjsk but this was just so >>>>> everything made sense like skfneindknd love this sm <3

SEVENTEEN members as songs from ttpd (from the first drop)

s.coups- i can do it with a broken heart

starting off slightly sad but he’s a real tough kid and he can definitely handle anything.

i think I saw an edit of him somewhere to this and cried

i’m seriously so proud of him always

taylor did write this for all the eldest daughters/ siblings

just super coups coded

jeonghan- fortnight ft. post malone

“your wife waters flowers i want to kill her” peak jeonghan vibes. he would commit a crime for funsies <3

also “i love you, it’s ruining my life” because man did he def ruin my life

tell me one jeonghan fan who’s mentally stable, we’re all a little crazy (myself included)

insanity and everything packed in one fr

joshua- fresh out the slammer

HE IS THE PRETTIEST BABY EVER OKAY

i too would go to jail for him

i’d also never lose my baby again

honestly him and jeonghan are both interchangeable, they’re both pretty and insane

OH! and i’d also disappear for a glimpse of his smile like fr fr my joshy :((((

jun- the tortured poets department

who’s gonna know him and love him if not me??

we’re also modern idiots and slightly crazy

OH! also the bridge is so junnie coded like honestly anything he does makes me feel like my heart will explode so

junnie is everything in this song minus the tats and drugs he's my precious boy <3

hoshi- but daddy i love him

the way i’d actually scream this song for him

also the vibes are so hoshi like im 90% sure he’d vibe with this song so hard

especially when she says "im having his baby no im not" he's ijboling right then and there

idk man it’s just so hoshi and i would definitely fight my dad for him

wonwoo- loml

he is actually so loml coded

like soft, played in a piano kind vibes

especially nana tour wonu

just very soft

he’s the love of my life and loss of my life as well because there’s actually no man that’s ever gonna be like him, ruined men for me

woozi- down bad

are we like actually surprised tho? that's my fav song and he is my fav boy

this man is literally so down bad coded

i’ve been singing and thinking of him like fuck it if I can’t have him, but i will definitely die not like tis gonna make a difference

IM LIKE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM OH MY GOD

also crying at the gym = lee jihoon (in reference to that one t-shirt he wore during caratland 2023)

minghao- so long, london

not the lyrical but mostly the vibes

this song is kinda calming to me in a way and it feels so hao like

also it reminds me hai cheng in a way maybe because of all the ship metaphors

i also feel like he’s appreciated the sadness in this song

he has that certain same whimsy as this song

mingyu- guilty as sin?

GUILTY AS SIN IS HIS SONG OKAY?!?!?

I WILL CHOOSE HIM AND ME RELIGIOUSLY ANYDAY

physically feeling sick how that bridge is literally so mingyu coded like holy fuck like gonna crucify me anyways? the way you hold me is actually what's holy??? its literally him

truly the best way to die is loving him

okay i’ll stop here before I die, he is just so <3

dokyeom- who’s afraid of little old me?

simply because he is such a nice person and such a lovely soul i worry people might take him for granted

the industry does not give him enough credit for him vocals like they should be scared of him he can eat up any vocalist in seconds

like they should be afraid of him that he's so goofy and silly

also the musical vibes here truly a kyeomie song

seungkwan- the alchemy

ALL THOSE SPORTS REFERENCE ARE FOR HIM!!!

my babiest boy ever

“where’s the trophy? he just comes running over to me” I CANNOT PUT ENOUGH EMPHASIS HOW SEUNGKWAN THIS IS

my heart will truly always be reserved for him

also he did make the strongest comeback fr

vernon- florida!!!

honestly, vernon’s favourite song here would be florida like fr

it’s just so vernon

he’d like eat up the featured and the beat right when she screams florida!!!!

13/10 would plan a trip to florida and brag how he's been to two places wtny and florida

the vibes are just so vernon fr idk what else to say

dino- clara bow

future of kpop, need I say more?

he’s like all the past legends but more better?

kinda like how she talks about it in the song, with the next being slightly better than the previous and yk what they've been through and stuff

and how dino is also called the future of kpop because he's so amazing

“the future’s bright, dazzling” so real like that’s literally about the future of kpop

anyways that's my take <33 I might do a part 2 with the second drop songs (no promises!!)

you can also find this thread on my twt here.

Stockholm Syndrome | Chapter 8

Summary: You’d tried so hard to run away from your troubled childhood. Now in your final year at university you’re starting to feel like maybe what’s in your past will stay there. Then a beautiful stranger shows up and befriends you, but not everything about him is as it seems.

Pairing: Jungkook x reader

Genre: mafia/gang au; strangers to lovers; 18+ rating.

Word count: 8.8k

Warnings: Small amount physical violence, worried/insecure thoughts, sexual content, safe sex, male receiving oral, lots of feelings (maybe too much).

Authors Note: The final chapter. I hope you enjoy this final part, not going to lie it was tough to get to the end, but I’m so glad I did. Thanks to everyone who liked, reblogged, commented, sent me an ask, or simply just read and enjoyed this series. As always, it means so much and sending you all the love :)

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You’re still trapped in the house, unable to leave the walls that surround you, but you no longer confine yourself to your room. After your talk with Jungkook where you both started to open up more, you find yourself joining the boys when they ask if you want to join them. A film in the evening, a game in the day, sometimes you just sit and read on the sofa with a book. It differs all the time, and it’s strangely nice.

You try not to grow to accustomed to it. You don’t want to fall into the trap of feeling at home here, because it certainly wasn’t home. But it was hard to remember sometimes when all the boys treated you so nicely. They involved you in everything, and for once you actually felt like you belonged.

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it was weird as hell that old warriors rps made you use forum currency to have a disabled character, right?

listen she controls dead things and even though that’s seems Edgy she’s just a huge dork about it

seventeen and how they would react if idol!you were brutally attacked on stage by an antifan

PAIRING. seventeen (ot13) x idol!reader GENRE. angst-fluff, established relationship, scenario imagines WARNINGS. blood, stabbing, violence, crying, nightmares, shock, anger WORD COUNT. 1369 words

my last work for the next 3 weeks because i'm on holiday! may still post if i find time though!!

choi seungcheol

the epitome of pure fury. when he sees the clip, he is just pure mad. 

not only because you got injured, but also because you didn’t tell him and he had to find out through a video that jeonghan sent him

he would watch the video and get the shock of his life when he sees the concealed blade graze the side of your neck as you dodge the lunge.

would not care if he had a full schedule, he would go to find you in the hospital.

when he sees you in the hospital bed with bandages around your neck, he would be too concerned to get mad that you didn’t tell him.

“I didn’t want you to worry.”

“We’re dating, I should be worrying about you. What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn’t?”

yoon jeonghan

your manager immediately called him once the concealed blade was pulled out of your leg.

as we’ve seen with his reactions to sasaengs, he would be VERY agitated and constantly (with no filter) criticise anti-fans on lives

he would also show up to the hospital as soon as he could with your favourite snacks, hiding you from view as you eat them despite him not being allowed to bring food in.

would help you walk everywhere and baby you.

joshua hong

he would be silently in distress at the fact that you were bleeding so much.

he was watching the live stream of your performance with the rest of Seventeen when it happened. 

he watched in horror as the blade sliced your shoulder and the security team tackled the assailant. 

the cut was deep and bleeding profusely onto your white outfit, staining it red. (if you want it to seem badass just imagine ur song is something something bleeding hearts idk)

he would drop everything and video call you as soon as you’re out of danger.

he looks so heartbroken when he sees the stitches on your arm 

wen junhui

there is no doubt in me that he wouldn’t immediately be rushing to your side, even if your relationship hadn’t been announced.

he was at your concert that day because he had free time and you wanted him there.

when he saw the anti-fan climbing onto the stage he immediately knew that something was wrong and began making his way towards you

when he saw the blood splatter and you fall onto your knees, his heart dropped.

once they pulled the knife out of your stomach and you got the surgery needed, he fought with your managers to give you a long hiatus with him. 

he wouldn’t let you go out alone after that and he would bring you to meet his parents in China to rest and heal

kwon soonyoung

he would lose it when he sees the clip that Seokmin sends to him. The blood flowing down your head from the rock thrown at you sends him into a panic.

his panic increases when you don’t pick up your phone. 

when you finally call him, he picks up immediately to ask how you are. It doesn’t help that your concert is in a different country.

he would not be his usual lively self for a while (until he knows you’re 100% okay and that the culprit was caught)

jeon wonwoo

he expected some level of anger from fans after you both announced your relationship, but not to this extent.

when your manager calls him to tell him you were in the ER due to a knife attack, he would be in shock. You both had just spoken that morning before your concert, how could you be in the ER less than 3 hours later?

with no regard for anything he had to do that day, he would rush to the hospital to be by your side. 

after you’re out of surgery, he would announce his hiatus and pressure your manager to put you on hiatus too. He would then spend a few months just taking care of you and spending quality time together.

he would also 100% make sure the culprit is punished very severely. 

lee jihoon

this man would quite literally lose it.

he was on Weverse live when he received the call, and his soul left his body. He immediately ended his live before going to the hospital.

he would caress your cheek where the cut was and reassure you that you were still beautiful and hold you in his arms if you cried out of fear.

after that, he would call out every anti-fan and sasaeng in his lives.

“If there’s anything below lowlife, that’s you.”

xu minghao

he would be furious, especially when he hears what the fan said before she scratched you across the arm. “XU MINGHAO IS MINE!”

no more fan service, no more boyfriend-type pictures, no more aegyo. Your safety is 100 times more important to him than anything.

he would also release a statement. 

“Hurting my s/o is like hurting me. If you harbour the same grievances as this assailant, I will tell you this now. I will never harbour any interest in you, or anyone else for that matter. My s/o, y/n, if the only one in my eyes. You have failed as Carats and don’t deserve to be called fans of Seventeen.”

kim mingyu

despite his fear of confronting crazy fans/anti-fans, he would not hesitate to publicly shame your attacker at every chance he gets.

when he first saw all the blood, he was panicked. When he saw that the attacker had punched you in the nose, he became very mad. 

if he finds out it was because of him that the anti-fan attacked you, he would be very apologetic and upset with himself. He would never forgive himself if you got hurt because of him.

you would both go on hiatus for a month. 

lee seokmin

he went to your concert as a surprise for you that he and your manager had planned.

when he saw the fan slash at you, his heart dropped and shattered.

the pure fear in his eyes, when he saw your mangled skin, was something you never wanted to remember.

the whole way to the hospital, he was silently crying, yet seething with anger. His touch was gentle as he stroked your hair, trying to divert your attention away from the pain.

boo seungkwan

he couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw you dodge the knife.

the cut on your shoulder was huge and he almost fainted.

he would be there at the hospital, comforting you through the stitches even though he could barely bear it.

he would also go off on the security team to understand how an anti-fan with a knife got past them and onto the stage.

during your month of hiatus, he would be there to comfort you.

vernon chwe

the hurt in his eyes when he saw the article was apparent to the other members of Seventeen, who immediately helped him to get to you. 

when he sees the bandages around your lower torso, his heart breaks.

he knows that the smile you give when you say you’re okay is fake and he just embraces you when you finally break down in sobs.

however long you need to go on hiatus, he’s there as much as he can and he makes sure that you know that you’re loved so very much.

lee chan

he wouldn’t know what to do when he sees you get stabbed on live TV. 

the blood splatters on the camera lens in front of you making him flinch.

after sitting in shock for a while, he gets up in a hurry, getting Mingyu to drive him to you.

he waits (hehe wait. sorry.) outside the A&E for you, fearing the worst. How could he live without you? You were his first love and he wished his last.

when the doctors finally tell him you’re okay, he collapses in relief and with Mingyu’s help, he makes his way to see you. 

he wouldn’t leave your side even if he had a schedule to do, and sometimes he’d have recurring nightmares of you being stabbed

when you go on hiatus, he follows.