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Last art of the year~

My babies 💕💕💕💕 so cute..

Look at them. I love the upper moons 😭

Muzan when he can’t leave the infinity fortress cuz of the sun

Small and big 🤐

It's a shame we never got to see Douma and Gyutaro interact as demons. Their dynamic would have been hilarious, because Douma is everything Gyutaro envies. Douma has perfect skin, perfect hair, pretty eyes, meat on his bones, food (human and demon), a big fancy house, people literally worshipping him every damn day. The only thing he doesn't have are wives, but everyone knows he could get them just by smiling once.

Gyutaro would be shredding his skin every second around the guy, yet he also owes Douma his second life - so he'd be a complete mess of inner conflict. His thoughts would be a rollercoaster, something like:

'Fucking pretty-hair bastard, I'll do what he says this once, then I'll kill him. This time, definitely this time - goddamn it he's petting me, get your damn hands off - holy fuck his hands are soft, like a fucking girl the lucky piece of shit, hey don't stop you dick, I'll kill you...!'

And Douma would be smiling through all of it like he doesn't know. He knows.

Now that the first episode of the season is out, I can finally comment on how hilariously intense the meeting of the Upper Moons was. 

Like, we really watched (I, even paid money to see in the cinema) the equivalent of Akaza just taking the elevator to the office, pass by the recepcionist, get greeted by the one coworker he can’t fucking stand, get chewed up by the boss like every Monday and having to insist to his bitchass coworker that he’d rather die than go ‘hang out’ after work.

We really saw that but with an animation budget that’s off the charts. 

Demon Slayer incorrect quotes: part 4

MASTERLIST

Gyokko: How do I deal with my enemies? Akaza: Kill them Gyokko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution... Akaza: Kill them only a little?

Akaza: God, give me patience! Douma: I think you mean 'give me strength'?

Akaza: If God gave me strength, you'd be so dead 🙄

Douma: Am I in trouble?

Akaza: Take a guess.

Douma: No?

Akaza: Take another guess, you moron 🙄

Akaza: I know you snuck out last night, Douma

Kokushibo: Play dumb or he'll let Muzan-sama know

Douma: Who's Douma?

Kokushibo: Not that dumb 🤦

Kokushibo: You have to apologize to Douma, Akaza

Akaza: Fine

Akaza: Unfuck you or whatever 🙄🙄

Akaza: You're pathetic!

Douma: You're pathetic-er!

Muzan, rolling his eyes: You're both losers

Muzan, answering the phone: Hello?

Douma: It’s Douma

Muzan: What did they do this time?

Douma: No, it’s me, Douma. It’s actually me, Muzan-sama!

Muzan: What did you do this time?

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POV: Douma went missing at the local park so Koyuki convinced Hakuji to make a poster out of Tanjiro's paper earrings (She had no idea that Hakuji stole them)

I foundfamilyfied them

Yay!! So happy

He remembr

This is Akaza

Akaza likes his personal space

This is Douma

Douma also likes Akaza's personal space

*inhale*

[Doma slowly snapped his neck back a bit, looking up at the red shining crimson eyes emitting from Muzan Jackson. He have gotten a bit taller to look down upon Doma.. He crossed his arms with disappointment... Kokushibo stepped back a bit, Unsheathing his sword to shield himself in case of any other large possibility attacks committed from the demon king..]

Doma: "Oh!! Michael Jackson, I didn't see you there!! Apologies if any misheard words have came out of my mouth.. I'm sure that what I said didn't offend you at all.... Right.... Right?"

Muzan: *Sigh* "Doma, you have 10 seconds to get out of my sight before I obliterate your crotch and stomach. Before throwing you to a meat grinder and serve you to a sushi restaurant down the street."

Doma: "Oh no-"

10.

Doma: "UAHHHH!!!!"

9.

Kokushibo: "You better run for it..."

8.

7.

Doma: "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!?!?!"

6.

5.

4.

Akaza: "What on earth-"

3.

2.

Koyuki: *Cough* "Why am I hearing a countdown???"

Akaza: "Ughhh.. Not this again.. Wait here my dear, and make sure you hide.. I don't want you to get hurt again."

[Mister upper moon three opened the front door to his inheritable, loving dojo. He looked up at the large office building that was not far from him. One window was smashed opened, A prince with blonde hair and robes was freefalling on to the pavements below. Akaza cringed a bit. Shaking his head while closing the door behind him. He felt bad for him and his wife to be put up with them once more.. Even if hell would be good without them...]

Kokushibo: "You okay my lord?"

Muzan: *Panting* "What do you need from me Kokushibo... It better not be another case of me sorting out your fucking Nichirin or taking you to therapy?!?!"

[He glared at number one. Whom was slowly pulling out a large ticket from his pockets . Kokushibo wasn't as phased of his death stare, Unlike those who have the lower ranks than him.. He blinked his 6 eyes to erase the fear from him. This somehow changed his mood to the slightest.. Now he was interested with what Kokushibo has to say to himself.. Not an apology or any commands.. But a sign of a free getaway from all the bullshit that he has to go through.]

Kokushibo: "Manage to gain a hold of this before it was sold out sir... So?"

Muzan: "....I'm curious... What is it that your waving at me with enthusiasm.. That's totally not like you."

Kokushibo: "Well. Due to what we have to deal with all the time. I thought that it would be fair for us and our friends to take part in a whole day trip to mount Hellbeast. A nice relaxing journey to soothe away the stress and grudge from your mind, My lord."

Muzan: ".... Come to think of it.. I don't mind spending time outside this ghastly heck of a city.. And see what else hell have to offer.. Nice thinking Kokushibo. No wonder why your my favorite-"

Akaza: "I HEARD THAT!!!!!!"

Muzan and Kokushibo: "Huh?"

[Upper rank three manage to fulfil his desire by making a dramatic entrance to them.. Koyuki got of from his shoulders, holding a basket of Gooding's for them. She heard the news, she was please for all of them to ease their minds by relaxation. Akaza was also holding Doma by the head.. It shows that he had gave him a brutal beating to the point his identity was hard to be known.]

[But all entertainment has to slide by his quick regeneration and approval that drove Akaza into pure irritation.]

Akaza: "You saying rubbish behind my back again Lord Muzan!!"

Muzan: "...No?"

Kokushibo: "What are you doing here.. And why did you drag in that disgrace to our priority?"

Akaza: "YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME WHY YOU YEETED HIM TO ONE OF KOYUKI'S FLOWER GARDENS?!?!!? THANKS TO YOU.. ALL HER HARD WORK OF KEEPING THAT BEAUTIFUL GARDEN IN SHAPE IS NOW RUINED BY THIS LARD OF FAT!!!!"

Doma: ":)"

Akaza: "And what are you even doing??"

Muzan: "Well. Mister Obvious... Koko right here has introduce me to something new and enjoyable to do!"

Akaza: "Lemme guess. A one way ticket to the doctors?"

Muzan: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Fuck no."

[Akaza was displease by what Muzan had to say about the trip. He rolled his eyes and let his tongue slide down his mouth. Koyuki made a small yet adoring gasp. Kokushibo was behind Muzan, tempting for Akaza to join in by waving the large ticket around. This didn't seem to work once Akaza quickly decline the deal... To their surprise.. Muzan on the other hand snapped his own fingers in anger when he realize that he had to convince him once again.]

Muzan: "Akaza......"

Akaza: "Don't force me Muzan.. There's no way in hell that I will join with you and the others on a stupid trip to some tall ass mountain!! And you don't have to plead me to go either.. I said what i need to say.. So suck it up!"

Muzan: "Akaza... I swear to Jesus almighty, if you don't join in on this Kizuki trip to Mount Hellbeast. I WILL POINT MY FREAKING FINGER AND REPEAT YOUR NAME MANY TIMES UNTIL YOU SPIT OUT BLOOD FROM YOUR INSIDES!!"

Akaza: *Ptsd* "!!!!"

Koyuki: *Coughs* "I-I think it's best you join them my dear.. Don't worry about me.. I'll be fine.."

Akaza: "You sure... You still Havnt had your medicine yet.. I don't want you to forget about your 4 hour schedule of taking them each time.. I also don't want you to go overdose on it..."

Koyuki: *Cough* "I promise.. Just go and have fun.. I'll make you some onigiri when I have time!"

Akaza: "...Very well then.. It seems you win once again Muzan.. But next time I wont do anymore of your baloney!!"

Muzan: "Thats what I like to hear.. Now.. Shall you three go and get the others while I get the truck all ready?"

Doma: "You have a truck??"

Muzan: "Of course I do.. How else do I get around this realm instead of using all of my Agility?"

Kokushibo: "If that's what you want us to do my Lord.. Then I'll kindly deliver my apprentice to you."

Doma: "Ill get Gyokko and the Cabbage hair and queenie again!"

Akaza: "..... Guess I'm left with the Hantengu clones... I just hope it wont be as hard as before to convince them to join us again.. I haven't forgotten all about the previous day when we were all together, the anger emotion showing more than violent to his brothers... Maybe he had calm down.. But since he resembles rage.. It wouldn't be likely..."

[Doma was up first to gather the artist from his shack. Gyokko didn't forget about the downfall of one of his art project caused by the clumsy worshipper. When the snake baby arms saw the shadows of Doma appearing underneath his door, he made sure he kept quiet when the true demon pleaded for him to response and to show his true intention by making himself known.]

Doma: "Gyokko-Dono!!"

Gyokko: (Ah crap! Why now.. Why out of all people... If he knows I'm here, then all of my day will be gone to waste!! Got to shut off my thoughts.. Maybe he will go away...)

Doma: "Gyokko!!! Mister Muzan needs ya!!"

Gyokko: (Nice try dumbass... But I ain't fooling to one of your tricks again!!... I hope what he said was a lie.. I ain't having my self be scolded by Muzan...)

[He waited for a response.. Doma was still behind that door, not letting himself be given up by quietness... He pulled out his Japanese's war fans, shimmering with tinted gold. He casted out one of his blood demon arts.. Cyrokinesis form of Barren Hanging Garden. Gyokko quickly sank right into his vase to evade the incoming door pieces being thrown at him.]

Doma: "There you are Gyokko! Come on then, There's no time to waste! Were going on a special trip as a rewards for all of my good behavior!"

Gyokko: "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH... GOOD BEHAVIOR??? THE LAST THING I KNOW IS THAT YOU FUCKING DESTROYED A STADIUM!!!!"

Doma: "And???"

Gyokko: "It isn't nice to drag an artist away from concentrating his next big project!!"

Doma: "You weren't doing anything that seems fun for my liking.. By the way, Muzan wanted us to meet him at his office place. Somehow he got himself a truck that he likely stole. How sweet and admiring of him to show us that he cares!"

Gyokko: "... I don't believe that..."

[Akaza was loosing Patience of himself. His now responsibility of bringing the emotions into Muzan's favor was now in his hands... Upon entering their location. He immediately saw one of them took flight. Urogi was showing of his summersault by airdropping towards the ground, He barely missed the ground by a few inches. Karaku was the only one who cheered for his accomplishment. Sekido was covering his face out of embarrassment, Aizetsu sat on one of the branches to spectate them. Unaware about Akaza's presence behind his back..]

[The cold aura breezes down his neck. He felt like that there was gonna be a threat coming his way. With no moment to spare, Aizetsu quickly pulled out his Yari spear, Shifting his motions around to point it at the upper moon three. The spear poking his hard armor skin, He didn't react to this. Instead Akaza gave him a firm warning.]

Akaza: "You wouldn't be taunting a powerful demon if I were you... I could wear you down before finishing you off with a tasteful blow.."

Aizetsu: "A-Akaza?!?!"

Sekido: "AKAZA?!?!?!?!"

Karaku: "Basketball man?!?!"

Urogi: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

Akaza: "......."

[Akaza gave out the most heart gutting glare at the four, Mainly at the emotions of Pleasure and Joy. He inhaled the scorching air into his throat. Calming himself down by a quick thinking meditation. He stopped. Slamming his foot down which creates a aura shape of a snowflake around him. He was triggered by the nicknames he was given... It wasn't his fault that they gave him the blue tattoos that shows his crimes.]

Sekido: "GOOD JOB YOU TWO.. YOU FUCKED US UP AGAIN. IF YOU DIDN'T SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS ABOUT MAKING FUN OF A STRONGER FOE THAN AKAZA.. THEN WE WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS PREDICIMENT!!!!!"

Aizetsu: "UAHHH PLEASE DON'T HURT US AKAZA.. THIS ENTIRE CONVENTION IS MAKING ME FILL WITH SORROW!!"

Karaku: "BRING IT ON THEN, I'M NOT SCARED!!"

Urogi: "GO GET EM BIG BRO! SQWARK SQWARK!"

Sekido: "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!!"

Aizetsu: "EEEEEKKK!!!"

Akaza: "Technique Development..."

Sekido: "Ah, shi-"

Urogi: "Uh oh.. He's gonna use his stronger one... Isn't he."

Aizetsu: "Seems like it..."

Akaza: "Destructive death: Compass needle!!"

[Karaku cracked his neck, Pulling out his leaf shape Uchiwa fan. He got himself prepared for a deathly confrontation. Akaza smirked, charging straight towards the desperate of depravity. The three brothers had to bare and watch one of them getting his ass beaten by a Slam dunking donut maker. Karaku barely survived the whole ordeal.]

Sekido: "That's what you get... Retard.... I deeply apologies about him Upper rank three!"

Akaza: "Hmph..."

Aizetsu: "Wait.. Didn't you agreed with what Karaku said, Urogi?"

Akaza: "........."

Urogi: "OH FUCK! THANKS A LOT AIZETSU FOR CALLING ME OUT!!! SCREW THIS. I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!"

Sekido: "Oh no you won't!!"

[The red emotion of anger grabbed Urogi by the ankle just as he was about to make his getaway. He mustered up his strength to Slam him back to the ground, the joy emotions could make pleading bird noises to not suffer the same catastrophe injuries than Karaku.]

Urogi: "AHHHHHH... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AKAZA. I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.. PLEASE.. SQWARKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!"

Akaza: ".... I hate it when demons shows their weaknesses.. But because its a upper rank like you.. I won't hesitate to rip out your hideous wings if you say something about me again."

Urogi: "A deal is a deal....."

Sekido:" Whatever.. Let's just move on with the topic... What brings you here in the first place???"

Akaza: "One word to describe it.... Muzan."

Karaku: "...... Fuck.... Not again.."

[Kaigaku put his katana back into its hold.. He closed the door behind him, making sure to lock it before heading to after heeding the call from his teacher.. He was curious and desperate to see what he is needed for.. Hopefully for him it could be something more fascinating and more fun to do... Instead.. He would receive none of those offers...]

Kaigaku: "Kaigaku, reporting for duty.. What seems to be the problem.. Master?"

Kokushibo: "Oh, glad you made it Kaigaku. And at such record timing to.. You see, nothing is the matter here.. It's just Muzan pulling out another random idea which he stole from me.. But other than that.. Glad your here.. All we need now is to wait for the others I guess."

Kaigaku: "Oh... So like there isn't any monsters for us to deal with. Raiding a hidden gang base somewhere or hunting down hallow figments of the Hashiras.... Lame."

Kokushibo: "Yeah.. Sorry to burst your bubble of joy.."

[Nakime strummed her Biwa to help her get through places, she appeared right behind the two swordsmen without their consent. She didn't say a word, but only wave at them for a sign of acknowledge and wisdom. Doma kicked the vase over to them while holding the two siblings hostage. It shows that a small vein had appeared on his face.. He wasn't his normal self..]

Kokushibo: "Something the matter Mister upper moon two."

Kaigaku: "Or as we say. Doma the Dumbass."

Doma: "Ha, ha, real funny. But no. These two said something to me which I find highly offensive!"

Gyutaro: "And that doesn't mean for you to tie us up like crooked thief's. Thats Akaza job to be the thief-"

Akaza: "No need to bring up my history like that."

Nakime: "Huh.. It seems that were all here then, and what happened to you Karaku."

Karaku: "I don't want to talk about it Cyclops Bitch.."

Urogi: "Long story short. Akaza beat him up and it was very enticing to watch."

Karaku: "Who's side are you on then?!?! I thought we had a deal!"

Sekido: "CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR ASSES INTO THE TRUCK- AND WHERE THE HELL IS MUZAN?!?!"

Kokushibo: "That's what I was thinking.."

Aizetsu: "To much noise.... To much to compare.."

Gyokko: "Hyo, hyo!"

[Muzan appeared right behind his truck. The double doors was open for them to hop in one by one. Unfortunately, there wasn't any seats at the back. Nor any seat belts for them to cling on to. Luckily for one of them, they can get to sit at the front while Muzan takes the wheel.. Kokushibo thought about the last time Muzan drove.... It sure did not end well.]

More Akaza getting clowned on

you should draw inosuke smacking Douma with a frying pan ✨

Absolutely XD

He got out and came back with feral kittens. Douma is an internet celebrity cat, so while his keepers didn't love flea ridden kittens, the internet said they should stay.

(While this art is sfw my blog is not. Don’t follow if you’re below 17. I will block you. I will also block blogs that follow without ages listed. Thanks.)

Kokushibo holding up Muichiro: this is my descendant!

Muzan: This is an uppermoon meeting, not bring your great grandson to work day

Upper moons with plushies

Douma: Can I bother you for a second?

Akaza: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Douma: I'll tell you cause you are my closest friend. Akaza: No, I'm not. Douma: Yeah, I know.