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Steam Commission for @asklightking of his mod pony dressed up as arclight Vel’koz from league of legends

Hope you like it man, and sorry it took a while, I had no idea how to draw a pony dressed as Vel’koz

Dating the Void Bois

First time making a post like this, so hopefully it makes sense and is formatted in a legible way. I'll make the gal version later. For now, enjoy the bois! Kinda one shot this.

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Cho'Gath

When it comes to dating Cho'Gath, you're more or less known as the one lunatic that not only tamed the embodiment of Terror from the void- but also woo'd him.

And they're not completely wrong about it either. You had to completely lack any self preservation instinct to get even half a mile close to his location.

That at least got him curious about you though, most would run and beg for mercy. You quite literally walked up to him like he was a fresh Voidling. He wanted to know why you weren't terrified of him.

He almost respects you because of it, he also has little interest in you. Because if you're not scared by his appearance, or the fact he could swallow you whole like a gummy bear, he won't really bother you unless he was REALLY hungry.

He respected you more actually when you mentioned wanting to be around him, and even get to know him. Actually made him laugh.

You are so tiny in comparison to him, and you only get smaller when he fills himself up with whatever he eats. He really didn't care about you tagging along, just don't expect him to watch his step or where he attacks.

Surprisingly, he doesn't really talk all too much unless you initiate it. Which he doesn't mind really, unless you start deliberately asking dumb and repetitive questions.

He doesn't realize he's grown attached to your company, or developed an affection for you. Just that he's grown used to you being around or on him.

It wasn't until after he had demolished a civilization to feast and he couldn't see you did he actually feel his heart sink.

You're pretty sure the entire continent AND the Void heard him call your name in search for you- you were kinda temporarily deaf after that.

Seeing you were safe from harm, and were farther away from the carnage. He did not want you out of his sight again, unless he knows exactly where you were going to hide for your own squishy safety.

He never says the words "I love you", but you know he does by his actions towards you.

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Kha'Zix

Secret rendezvous and nightly meet ups so frequent, you're pretty sure the neighbors know you have a fling going on you don't want people finding out about.

Which isn't far off, because like hell you'd want people to know you're dating a giant sadistic bug. Mainly for their own safety.

It was a you fell first, he fell next and you fell harder afterwards kind of deal.

You weren't sure how you managed to catch even a glimpse of him the first time, he's fast, quick and sneaky. A blink and he vanished without a trace. But that glance was all it took for you to take interest.

It took work for him to acknowledge you, because- and lucky for you really, you aren't his targeted prey. You really had to figure out where he would be and how to get him to notice you.

It did work though, after having a heart attack thanks to him showing up when you least expected him too, or believed your attempts have failed.

He's the most likely out of the whole group to actually fall in love with you once he got to know you- and know that both himself and you feel the same.

The sadist that he is, he'll tease you hard and act like he did nothing. At some point you have to question if he knows you like him, and he's using it against you (which he is.)

He isn't heartless about it, if he was he wouldn't be feeling the same. So after a point he'll confess himself if you haven't yet, when you accept he'll tease again just to get you a mess again.

He enjoys the subtle thrill of secretly meeting up with you to have these dates, its not like the rush he gets from hunting down dangerous prey- but it gives him a different type of rush he still enjoys.

Whether you know it or not, he always has an eye on you once you're his mate, and conveniently any people you have issues or problems with just vanish. Literally.

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Vel'Koz

It's like dating a walking- or in this case, a floating encyclopedia that constantly updates after every new discovery.

It started off strictly based on the curiosity of companionships, he could disintegrate any couple he finds but he won't understand the emotional or mental reasonings behind it.

You; unclaimed, traveling by yourself, and had minimal reaction upon seeing him (minimal being you didn't immediately attempt to run away or attack him out of fear). Perfect subject for study.

It was an awkward start, majority of it was questioning the hows and whys of the partnership. When mentioning factors like "taking care of a family" or "supporting one another", he'd bring up animals or even other Voidborns and how they don't follow this logic.

He gets obsessed once you mention the factor of "love" being part of companionship. Its the one thing he can't just disintegrate and understand immediately, so he'll want to study it to the Void and back.

He even attempts to 'replicate' it from behaviors and actions he's observed from others, even if he doesn't entirely understand why they do it, or the purpose of doing it just to see if "love" can be felt.

In which case- he's completely dense about your feelings AND his own feelings once you both actually develop a romantic interest in each other. To the point you literally can't tell if he actually knows you're both in love or not.

In his own way, he cares immensely. If he sees you performing an activity regularly, or you seem to take heighten interest in something he will remember it and he will question about it to better understand it. Even if it doesn't entirely make sense at first- or at all. Which would lead to further questioning and 'studying' on the subject to better understand.

He will never forget an important date, or key information about you. Its almost like he has a completely separate section in his brain dedicated to keeping memos, tabs and key items about you.

You might have to be the first one to initiate you love him, and you have to be straight up "I am in love with you." for him to get it.

With you, he gets to understand the world and the inhabitants on a level he previously couldn't before. To which he is grateful for.

You're Definitely Dating a Normal Man

I have some skin-specific headcanons, and lowkey I wanted to start it off with probably one of the funniest skins Vel'Koz could have ever received. Plus maybe a small nod to the first inbox message I got, so enjoy~

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Your average, extremely wealthy and intelligent CEO hottie and definitely not an extraterrestrial alien eyeball that turns things into dust.

Yes he's a CEO why do you ask? CEOs can wear whatever the fuck they want- especially when they end up taking over the entire company from how good they are at their job.

In all seriousness, Vel'Koz had been wanting to further study the inhabitants of the world he's crossed into outside of simply deconstruction.

Problem is, in order to perform such studies he would need to be up close and personal with said inhabitants...without them running away or attempting to kill him.

So this was his natural conclusion from his own research, a disguise to camouflage himself into society!

He's...severely disappointed on how well it works.

Like, really disappointed- he hopes people just see how ridiculous the disguise is that they don't think he's a threat.

He took a job as well to further help his study, able to have both a random selection of individuals to observe and learn from, and a permanent selection to observe and learn from.

It took about a month before he ended up being promoted to CEO and practically take over the entire company, this business is practically the best god damn business in existence because he's practically learned the entire system and how to maximize it to where everyone is happy in some way.

You end up being the new employee at this company, and when you were introduced to Vel'Koz you had to question everyone else's sanity in the building.

And he knows you knows, even if you didn't give an obvious reaction- your eyes basically gave you away.

You restored some faith in him that; yes, its a bad disguise and its obvious he's not some rich blondie brick-personality with parental issues.

He questioned you in private about how you knew, and requested you didn't inform anyone else because he still wants to learn more. (He did state that if you declined he would disintegrate you so- not much of a choice there.)

Aside from that, he's actually very observant and knows pretty much everyone's routines, interest and habits in the company- yours too after a period of time.

Like he will get you a gift that is so specific and niche to you it's scary how he knew that specific thing from a reference you made in a joke.

When you two actually start dating, he's got work and romantic life so separate that it took a good couple of months for everyone to catch on- and they only caught on when the second you went off the clock, Vel'Koz gave you a kiss and stated he'd be a bit late getting home.

His kisses are him nudging you.

Honestly, if somehow for whatever reason you guys did decide to break up Vel'Koz would harbor no ill-feelings afterwards. So you don't have to worry about risking your employment just because things ended.

After work though he might cry a lil because emotions are new for him and being that attached to someone is hard.

Void Bois with Scars

Warnings: Implied trauma, physical harm, implied self harm

An idea I had for a bit, I tried to make it as vague as possible so you could insert what kind of scars they'd be. I'm not sure if I succeeded much on that, but hope I did.

Btw, know that you are stronger than you realize. Even if its something small and stupid that keeps you going, if its just for one more day. You're incredible for it, and people (friends, family, even your pets) in your life are proud of you. Keep going, even if its just "one more day".

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Cho'Gath

Cho'Gath never really questioned, much less wondered about why you hid parts of your body.

Did it seem impractical or stupid to wear clothing during the hottest summers in this world? Absolutely and he'd point it out.

It's not exactly gentle when he points it out, he's not intending to be rude or cruel about it. He legit doesn't understand why you're deliberately inconveniencing yourself- or worse harming yourself just to hide your body.

It's not like you're wearing armor or something needed for your survival, and if you are he'd point out how what you're wearing on top of it is not helping.

You'd end up telling him because he was this close to shredding the clothes you used to hide your body, he wasn't going to keep letting you do this to yourself.

He wasn't happy, not at you for your scars or hiding that from him.

He was furious at whatever put you in this situation. Someone who pushed you to this point, whatever circumstance that lead to you getting these scars. He hated it.

You were his solace in this world, whenever the harsh sun started to hurt or his hunger became too unbearable, you brought a calmness into his life that remind him of home. Which is ironic.

Whatever harmed you deserved to be devoured at best. Even if it was yourself, whoever made that an option to you deserved to be eaten.

Your distress for him to not lash out and insistence that it was fine is what made Cho'Gath relent on his rampage. But he promised you that he was not going to let you continue on this path of yours.

You're the only thing that stands between him and devouring the world, and he was going to return the favor by being the only thing that stands between you and death.

Because if Death was edible, he'd do it in a heartbeat for you to keep you in his life.

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Kha'Zix

Kha'Zix would notice particular mannerisms that most people don't do normally with you. Specifically he would know you're hiding something from him.

He wouldn't bring it up, because if you're making an effort to hide it you'd most likely avoid telling him or lie about it.

He'd try and find the truth on his own, which is basically stalking you until he sees what you're hiding from him.

When it turns out to just be scars he's confused.

For him, scars are something to be proud of- especially as a hunter. It shows you've survived the worse and prevailed.

Kha'Zix doesn't exactly have much grace in approaching the topic, so he'd just walk up and confront you about why you hid the scars from him.

Naturally you'd wonder how the hell he found out, before remembering the damn mantis can go invisible and has the capabilities of being an unhinged stalker if he wanted to be.

It's still upsetting none the less he went out of his way to find out what you were hiding from him, since the scars remind you of dark periods in your life.

When you two do talk it out, and you explain that the scars aren't...exactly something to be proud of. He both understands and doesn't understand.

Seeing just talking about it upsets you, he relents on the questioning for now and just focuses on making the scars change from something negative to positive.

You still survived something awful, regardless of origin.

Kha'Zix would spend more time with you afterwards, giving you his company and attention to ensure you know he cares and wants to make sure you're safe.

He isn't the best at comforting, and he knows it. But he wants to improve it for you.

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Vel'Koz

Vel'Koz also takes notes on your unique behaviors and mannerisms in hiding parts of your body.

He however would outright ask on these behaviors. But when he points out lies or faults in your answers, and you tell him you're just not ready to tell him the truth he will relent.

He will wait for however long it takes for you to be comfortable enough to confide in him.

He will actually provide alternatives to your choice of coverings depending on season/weather, because wearing turtlenecks in summer is not ideal.

Honestly he started to piece together what you were hiding from him after a point, from certain keywords in conversations, similarities in behavior to those who have physical and mental harm, common places where you've covered your body.

He still chose to wait until you came up to him and personally tell him that you were hiding your scars.

How you're ashamed of them, what they represent, wish you could get rid of them, wish you never went through that trauma.

Vel'Koz is a very analytical and logical Voidborn, his whole existence is nothing more than to observe and learn the world he's cross into. Emotions are not wired into his birth.

But this brought an unfamiliar feeling in him, something akin to being physically hurt yet wasn't actually harmed.

His comforting was...awkward. But it surprisingly worked. It was basically him going over definitions and studies over trauma, and following it up that your survival, perseverance and continued existence is a testament to your strength.

Vel'Koz will do whatever he can to help ensure you don't slip up and fall back into negative habits, or break your streak of being clean.

Void Bois During Shark Week

Got some time before work, so figured I'd make this since this has been on my mind for a bit (considering I started this blog during it AND also sick with the flu) might as well get it out now. Dedicating this to all the AFABS out there, and the ones who actually go through this since not everyone with a uterus does.

I'll do the Gals probably tomorrow, cuz I know I won't have time today AND I don't wanna try with posting on phone

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Cho'Gath

He wasn't really concern at first.

He noticed you were far more emotional lately, things seemed to get you upset faster and you got overwhelmed too quickly at times

He thought it was something normal with your species, like when he gets far more hungrier than usual and it'll pass soon enough.

Which you do frequently eat snacks so he really just chalked it up to when he gets periods of intense hunger.

When you mentioned pains, that's where the concern starts to show up.

He'd do his best to help, and while all you ask for is for heating pads, hot compresses or just comfortable places to rest for the time being. He feels like you need more than just something hot and a bed.

Waking up to smelling blood was not an immediate cause of concern, the smell lingers in the air even after his rampages.

Except he's been by your side this entire time, and there shouldn't be blood. Especially when that smell is coming from you.

You both know there's nothing you could do to really phase him, but you giving him a hard smack where his 'nose' would be for the rude wake up did make him stop for a second.

Finding out this was normal for AFABs of your species was reassuring, while also concerning at the same time. Since his species doesn't do that. Especially for a whole week-ish there's going to be blood in the air

He's more on guard with you during this time, mainly because of the fact there's other creatures- as well as other voidborns that enjoy the smell of blood as well.

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Kha'Zix

He noticed your slight change in behavior early on.

He figured something must be affecting your mood, and when he questions you don't really give a solid answer. Not yet anyway.

He's so sensitive to change, he picks it up before you realize, so you have to play catch up with yourself to figure out what he was referring too.

Which doesn't entirely help when you get annoyed easily right now.

You eventually realize what he meant when the cramps started to kick in, and knowing how protective and possessive he is of you- you need to prepare him quickly before he smells it.

Which was a good idea, hearing that soon enough you're going to be bleeding due to your breeding cycle was going to freak him out and attempt to hunt down anything that just hurt you.

But because you are going to be bleeding soon, his senses and instincts are going to be thrown a-wall around you.

He's going to be far more protective of you, and willing to do whatever you need of him.

Heating pads, hot compresses, snacks. If you want it he will get it no matter what he has to do.

You're just going to have to compromise that he's going to be holding on to you majority of the week you're bleeding. Ensuring you're safe and nothing tries to harm you.

Aside from being even more protective and clingy, he does get a bit more affectionate as well.

He'll restrain himself until you give him consent, even if the self-restrain becomes unbearable at times.

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Vel'Koz

He's disintegrated plenty female specimens of your species, so he is completely unphased when you hit that point in the cycle where you're flushing unfertilized eggs from your body.

This was actually part of when you two first started dating, when he was being overly observant of you.

He wanted to see when and if you hit that period, so he could prepare everything in advance. As well as your general mannerisms and behavior.

This was slightly more of challenge when you turn out to be irregular, but he still somehow managed to predict when you'd hit the shark week.

He will give you a heads up whenever you don't notice it yourself.

He'll have everything prepared by that time, everything you need and use during this particular period of time.

He'll even have things you don't normally or usually use on stand by, because of the rare times you do request those things.

He seems completely in control and unbothered by your cycle.

He's actually just really good at hiding his concerns and worries for you, since he's aware of the complications that could arise as well.

He takes special care of you to ensure this process is as smooth as possible, and he'd catch anything complications to you before its too late.

Void Bois Dating Aroace Partner

So this was random inspiration.

I kinda wanted to dedicate a post to people that are Aroace, Aromantic, Asexual or just in the spectrum in general. I did my best to make it vague so you could insert your identity into it more easily.

Honestly it took me a very long time to realize I was aroace, mostly because of the environment I grew up in (more or else hypersexualized) where at some point in my life I was expected to get a boyfriend, fuck, see how great sex is, and have kids. It took me a while to learn about the LGBT community, and longer to learn that I fell into the aroace category.

So, more or less to honor those to feel somewhat similar to how I feel. I made this, I'll make the gals soon enough! Honestly, I'm not sure if I even properly described the feelings or thoughts being on the spectrum, but I guess its something you have to feel for yourself to know.

Anyway, enjoy!

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Cho'Gath

Cho'Gath isn't exactly what you'd call romantic to begin with.

Falling in love with you just kinda- happened for him because you stuck around him.

He was positive he could never feel love, and yet you proved him wrong.

So how you act with him in terms of a romantic partner or a relationship in general he didn't question it.

He also didn't socialize or cared about this world enough to try and learn the customs or "traditions" of your species to get that you're not "normal".

Honestly it wasn't normal that you wanted to be with him when he stated you were going to be his mate, and you accepted without fuss.

But that's about the extent of what he knew and cared about.

So when you suddenly brought up your insecurities about making him feel unloved, he was fucking confused.

Apparently, times when you aren't with him and around members of your species you've grown self-conscience of how you choose to love him.

That you don't experience the feelings they feel when talking about their partners, or do things that couples are "supposed" to do.

That you feel guilty for...not properly loving him, that you feel broken for it.

If he didn't care about you as much as he does, he would have left you just to devour that entire region that instilled those doubts into you immediately.

If its the norm that mates are supposed to feel this particular emotion always, that they must do these rituals to show their devotion always. Consider him just as "broken" as you are.

All the proof he needs that you love him, and that he loves you. Is the fact you both choose to be together, and you both define it as being mates. Nothing else.

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Kha'Zix

Kha'Zix never expected himself to get a mate, even as he evolved and changed from his original programming as a Voidborn.

He was dedicated- borderline obsessive over becoming the apex predator he didn't think about it.

You basically changed that for him, to the point he's also obsessed with you.

He made an effort to learn your species' customs for relationships just so he'd make it work, and to be a better partner to you.

Even if much of it didn't entirely make much sense, like having holidays to specifically get gifts for your partner. Wouldn't that be an every day occurrence?

But if its something expected and it'll make you happy, he'll go along with it in his own way.

He didn't exactly realize this was making you feel guilty and self-conscience of your feelings towards him.

He was following examples he's observed and learned from your kind, as well as things you like or usually do.

So when you eventually opened up to him, saying that you feel undeserving of him and guilty for not being able to reciprocate the feelings and effort he does- it surprised him.

It kinda hurt that he ended up doing the opposite for you.

Apparently, you're considered an outlier of your species, that you don't get these attractions or feelings of romance or sex. You didn't understand why your own species does these things, what classifies it as romantic or platonic.

Feeling scared that you won't satisfy his desires, or return those feelings he has for you because you're broken.

He'll comfort, keeping you close as he reassures you that you are not.

You're his first mate, and hopefully the last he will ever have. He just wanted to make sure he was doing things right. Because you're everything he wants and needs.

Even if you don't feel the exact things he feels for you, the fact you want to be with him despite it is enough. You shouldn't have to force yourself to satisfy him.

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Vel'Koz

Honestly, Vel'Koz might be considered the same as you are.

Perhaps it has to do with how he was specifically made that he feels very little to no romantic or sexual attraction to others.

And probably because of that, you didn't really feel self-conscience with him about your feelings towards him.

The relationship did start off purely out of curiosity and wanting to study your species further passed the biological understandings.

But he grew attached to you, and frankly he can't imagine his life without you there now.

He can't say its romantic, much less sexual attraction to you. He has nothing that would provide that would benefit your species' in terms of a 'relationship'.

Its genuinely hard for him to explain or describe what he feels towards you other than he just...wants you with him. More than just a friend.

If anything, he is the one to bring up the topic. Because he felt out of place with your dynamic.

Even if you struggled to explain it properly yourself, you both understood each other when you expressed the same feelings.

You confessed to feeling some insecurities with it as well, but not as significant as others because you felt like he'd understand- to which you were right about.

Your relationship isn't normal to begin with, a minority would actually wish to be with a Voidborn or someone outside of their species in general.

So why should it be confined to the majority's standards of a relationship, when it should only matter to those in said relationship?

But that doesn't mean he isn't oppose to trying anything relating to couples, especially in the mating department. Much like you.

Though for him, it'll always be accompanied with studying and learning more about you, your species and the emotions behind it.

Do None Of You Own A Kettle?!

So I remembered this vid on the whole "who was going to tell me tea tasted different in hot water" and I had the immediate thought of the Void champs so- here have a shit post.

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Kha'Zix: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water Vel'Koz: *chokes* Y-You were putting it in cold water??? Malzahar: Kha'Zix. Answer the question Kha'Zix. Kha'Zix: Yeah? I thought for like. 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason Malzahar: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??? Vel'Koz: Why are you. putting it in the microwave, to boil it?! Malzahar: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?! Vel'Koz: It takes less than a minute! Malzahar: Vel'Koz is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?! Vel'Koz: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Malzahar: Like seven minutes! Vel'Koz: *Deep sigh* Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes…less than that if you use a saucepan… Malzahar: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted! Bel'Veth: *Face wing* Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic… Cho'Gath: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!