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11 months ago

Devon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Constantine: *crouches down*

Brad: *kneels down*

Raul: *sits on the floor*

Devon:

Devon: I hate all of you

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Melody: What's it like being tall?

Devon: Is it nice?

Melody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Constantine: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Devon: that was ONE TIME-

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Raul: your smiling. What happened?

Brad: what I can't smile just because I'm happy?

Devon: Constantine tripped down the stairs

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Raul: brad! I can't do this stupid math!

Brad: What’s the math problem?

Raul: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Lenore, covering minas ears, while brad smacks raul upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Brad: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Raul: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Leanor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Trent: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Constantine : How do I ask Devon out?

Melody: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Constantine : No!

Dan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Constantine : Stop!

The twins: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Constantine : I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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Steve: Hey Nathan.

Nathan: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: What the fuck?

Nathan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nathan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Reese: See ya! *leaves*

Steve: I'm not pregnant!

Nathan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Steve: I was never pregnant, Nathan!

Nathan: Are... you sure?

Steve: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Brad: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Nathan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Brad: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: AW, MOTHERFU--

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Devon: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Brad: Do it or you're straight.

Devon: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!


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