Villain And The Geek - Tumblr Posts
Devon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Constantine: *crouches down*
Brad: *kneels down*
Raul: *sits on the floor*
Devon:
Devon: I hate all of you
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Melody: What's it like being tall?
Devon: Is it nice?
Melody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Constantine: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want
Devon: that was ONE TIME-
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Raul: your smiling. What happened?
Brad: what I can't smile just because I'm happy?
Devon: Constantine tripped down the stairs
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Raul: brad! I can't do this stupid math!
Brad: What’s the math problem?
Raul: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Lenore, covering minas ears, while brad smacks raul upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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Brad: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Raul: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Leanor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Trent: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Constantine : How do I ask Devon out?
Melody: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Constantine : No!
Dan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Constantine : Stop!
The twins: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Constantine : I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
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Steve: Hey Nathan.
Nathan: *punches Steve in the stomach*
Steve: What the fuck?
Nathan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Steve: What the fuck are you talking about?
Nathan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Reese: See ya! *leaves*
Steve: I'm not pregnant!
Nathan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Steve: I was never pregnant, Nathan!
Nathan: Are... you sure?
Steve: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Brad: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Nathan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Brad: *punches Steve in the stomach*
Steve: AW, MOTHERFU--
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Devon: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Brad: Do it or you're straight.
Devon: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!