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YES YES YES!! PROTECTIVE FATHER KON!!!

thinking about tim rushing between any potential danger and his basically bulletproof part kryptonian child while he himself is, you know, not bulletproof AT ALL... yeah that's some good shit right there

Adorable!! But consider this:

Tim does this so often that the kid believes they are not bulletproof. Like they don't have the same kind of Kryptonian power their dad has. So they are completely unaware of their invulnerability. That is until in the midst of a huge battle tim is injured. A villain is about to shoot Tim and the kid jumps in front of Tim to save their dad, only to find out that the bullet that should have gone through their chest bounced off like it was rubber. It didn't even hurt. And they then realize Tim was stupidly, albeit bravely, putting himself in danger for his kid when he was more likely to die than they would be in most of those scenarios. It adds an extra level of love and it genuinely makes the kid tear up as they realize how much their dad cares about them. They also feel a bit angry at Tim's carelessness and makes him promise not to do that again because bullets literally bounce off of them and part of the job is getting hurt every now and again. Tim reluctantly agrees (he pulls a batman and doesn't actually listen)

thinking about tim rushing between any potential danger and his basically bulletproof part kryptonian child while he himself is, you know, not bulletproof AT ALL... yeah that's some good shit right there

So this person has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of timberkon clone baby and now I'm just imagining if Tim not only made Caden and Wendy but also made a third. Like what if Tim was tryna wrap up the cloning stuff a few years after the first clone baby was made and after Bernard joined the relationship. he's like 'I should probably take care of that' and heads back into the lab with Bernard who offered to help take it down because he was interested in the cloning science and because he knows Tim will have a hard time doing it alone. except tim accidentally starts it up instead with his and kons DNA, and Bernard who was messing around with things he shouldn't have may have thrown his DNA into the mix. now they have successfully created another clone baby with Tim, Bernard and kons DNA.

Tim and Bernard stare in shock and slight amazement at the fetus sitting in the cloning tube. Tim had forgotten the amazement of seeing life form before your eyes. he managed to pause the process before it was completed but as they look at the life they created neither Bernard nor Tim has the strength to hit the terminate button. Kon is off world at the moment and neither knows how to tell him that while he was gone another accidental clone baby was created so they kinda wait till he gets back 2 months later when the clone baby is fully developed.

The interaction is kinda like this

Kon: I'm home!!!! Hope you guys didn't do anything crazy while I was gone, no new kids right?

Kon half jokingly says counting his two kids and two husbands.

Wait....TWO KIDS????

Tim and Bernard hiding a suspiciously baby shaped bundle in their arms:...ya about that....

Kon: baby, sweetheart, loves of my life. I'm not mad but you can't clone a child with our DNA every time you miss me. At this point they are gonna stop giving me off world missions Tim.

And that's how Kon was yet again blessed with a child after being gone for an extended period of time. He really can't leave them alone.

YES! YOU SEE THE VISION!! I need akutagawa just shyly sneaking flowers into some PM members hands. Wordlessly and blushing. Everyone finds it to be the cutest thing on earth.

Baby Aku and baby gin just cling to big bro chuuya who is very much giving "I've had the akutagawa siblings for a day and a half, but if anything happens to them I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself" vibes.

Atsushi not knowing what to do with this tiny version of akutagawa, but akutagawa being a blushy mess around Atsushi. And like chuuya asks why akutagawa is so shy around Atsushi and he whispers into chuuyas ears "the kitty Is very pretty" and Aku gets nervous around pretty things beucse he doesn't want to break them. Chuuyas heart clenches in a way he didn't know possible. It was by far the cutest thing. Gin is the same way with Higuchi

it's funny because Higuchi thought baby gin hated her and was sad in the corner until gin came up to her with a flower crown and asked her not to be sad because she's so pretty when she smiles and it makes gin happy to see her happy. Higuchi best hugs gin because that was so gosh darn sweet it makes everyone get cuteness aggression

I need a fic or smth where we get big brother chuuya and little akutagawa and gin. My own headcanon is that chuuya saw akutagawa and gin and IMMEDIATELY adopted them as his little siblings. He was the big brother that Aku wanted from dazai and he acknowledged it enough but never out right said anything about it.

Now aku and gin both get hit with some sort of ability that makes them kids again, only temporarily but ya and they don't have many memories of when they were grown up just like their feelings towards people if they were strong. Akutagawa after becoming a kid agains first reaction is to

1 protect gin

2 find chuuya.

Everyone expects him to go hunting for dazai but instead as soon as chuuya came in he grabbed gin and hid behind chuuyas leg holding him really tightly. Chuuya will never admit how much love and excitement he felt when that happened. Him being the volunteer to take care of the kids was completely unsaid beucse he just picked em up and walked away.

What would be even funnier is if dazai found out and expected akutagawa to immediately hug him when he show up but instead akutagawa hides in chuuyas shoulder because as much respect and admiration he has for dazai he is still scared of him. (Trauma amirite) And chuuya holds that over dazais head forever.

The akutagawa siblings are chuuyas younger siblings and that is a hill I would die on. Big bro chuuya for life 🫶🏼

Consider this: Kons new way he's traumatized is that he finds out kids learn the alphabet and how to speak BEFORE combat skills 👍🏼👍🏼

Like imagine Kon attempting to teach the clone baby about basic self defense and the kid can't even talk. Tim's just like "babe, maybe teach him how to say 'help' before he attempts a sucker punch"

Tim: Kon and I have had our beautiful clone son for a year now and it's made me realize that maybe my parents weren’t great.

Cassie: We- we know.

Tim: What?

Bart: You didn’t know?

Cassie: Tim they were criminally neglectful.

Tim: I thought that was normal.

Bart: HOW?!

Conner: Now imagine raising a kid with him. Every day one of us learns a new way we're traumatized.

Forever in love with the bat kids "no one can hurt my sibling but me" relationship. Especially Tim and Damian. Because I love the idea that even though they are constantly fighting and Damian only just stopped trying to kill Tim they will still beat the shit out of anyone who insults or hurts the other.

I'm just imagining that one day some jackass new hero makes a joke about how Tim isn't that important or that he's such a depressed coffee addict or smth and Damian is the first of any of the bat kids to not say anything but straight up break their kneecaps, because Damian knows how much deeper Tim's personality and character is, and ya he might have depression but most young superheros do! Tim is more than coffee and sleep deprivation and it makes Damian pissed when people reduce the intelligence that rivals batman to mental illness.

And when someone makes a comment on Damian being a demon or a spoiled brat Tim doesn't even hesitate to expose their deepest darkest shit to their friends and family/the world. Because Tim knows how hard Damian works to prove himself. Hes been in the "have to prove you belong in this family" shoes, different circumstances same issue. He won't allow anyone to make Damian feel like he doesn't belong in his own family and he certainly won't allow anyone to make Damian think all the good he does hasn't made an impact.

Just imagine the two of them progressing from enemies to brothers. The kind of sibling bond that means Tim will pick Damian up, mess his hair up and call him a loser but will still buy him boba like 20 minutes later. Damian will leave Tim's door open after walking in and doing nothing BC's he knows it pisses Tim off and they will fight like cats and dogs but the next day will sit with tim and play on his switch while Tim is working beside because they enjoy each other's presence.

Just brother Tim and Damian figuring it out.

I need a fic or smth where we get big brother chuuya and little akutagawa and gin. My own headcanon is that chuuya saw akutagawa and gin and IMMEDIATELY adopted them as his little siblings. He was the big brother that Aku wanted from dazai and he acknowledged it enough but never out right said anything about it.

Now aku and gin both get hit with some sort of ability that makes them kids again, only temporarily but ya and they don't have many memories of when they were grown up just like their feelings towards people if they were strong. Akutagawa after becoming a kid agains first reaction is to

1 protect gin

2 find chuuya.

Everyone expects him to go hunting for dazai but instead as soon as chuuya came in he grabbed gin and hid behind chuuyas leg holding him really tightly. Chuuya will never admit how much love and excitement he felt when that happened. Him being the volunteer to take care of the kids was completely unsaid beucse he just picked em up and walked away.

What would be even funnier is if dazai found out and expected akutagawa to immediately hug him when he show up but instead akutagawa hides in chuuyas shoulder because as much respect and admiration he has for dazai he is still scared of him. (Trauma amirite) And chuuya holds that over dazais head forever.

The akutagawa siblings are chuuyas younger siblings and that is a hill I would die on. Big bro chuuya for life 🫶🏼

Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Possessive akutagawa x protective Atsushi.

Akutagawa is very possessive about atsushi because he knows how much of a catch Atsushi really is and knows Atsushi doesn't realize it at all. Akutagawa is so damn possessive he will let EVERYONE know that the weretiger is HIS. That is HIS BOYFRIEND. And no you cannot have him. He doesn't have to protect Atsushi because Atsushi is already extremely strong. So it's mostly him being very clingy and possessive towards his partner.

Atsushi on the other hand is SO PROTECTIVE. He worries non stop about akutagawas health. He will always be the first to come to aid akutagawa when needed and he will fight anyone who attempts to hurt akutagawa (atleast the ones akutagawa lets him take care of) Atsushi has already seen him die, he is not about to let it even come close to happening again.

Both are equally doting tho, I like to think if they loved together they'd pack each other lunches for the day with little notes. (Atsushi started putting notes and akutagawa tried to put some for him as well but they boil down to 'dont die' and 'be productive')

Reblogging because If I'm gonna finish this project I'm gonna need it 🙏🏼🙏🏼

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Okay so I started watching bungo stray dogs BC's my friend recommended it and I watched in dub because idk I was too lazy to read sub

So here are my live reactions to the first 7 episodes of the show

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Tim: jokes on you, your son's my sugar baby 🖕🏼

Tim: Maybe if you aimed to be a little more environmentally friendly in your business practices, Posion Ivy wouldn’t have held your board of directors hostage.

Lex Luthor: I know it was you that leaked those files, I just can’t prove it.

Tim: What? Me? Mr. Luthor, I’m shocked you’d think me capable of such a malicious act.

Lex, slamming his hands on the table, pointing at Tim: Listen here you little shit-

Tim: Hey don’t get mad at me because your security is shit.

Lex: You- I slept with your parents.

Tim: Liar.

Lex: maybe, but you can’t prove I didn’t.

Tim: Which…?

Lex: Parents was plural.

Tim: My mom and dad?

Lex: Yep.

Tim: Liar.

Lex: That’s not all. Ask Bruce what happened in 2002.

Tim: You really are evil you know.

Lex, sitting down: Thank you, I try.

Tim is also very prone to diseases thanks to his lack of spleen, so Its 10x funnier if you think about the fact he's doing all this while in a Hazmat suit. Because if it's strong enough to get Kon and his kid sick, it's definitely strong enough to straight up kill Tim who's immune system is weaker than the average person.

Tim taking care of Kon and clone baby whilw they both have an alien flu

Clone baby: Daaaaaaad!

Kon: Baby, let your dad have a break...

Clone baby: DAAAAAAAAAAD!

Kon: ... Fuck it. TIMMMMMMMMMMM!

and tim's running over to them tripping on his own legs because now they can get SICK, what's next?? they just stop being invulnerable out of the blue?? tim absolutely can't have it, he has to investigate

(and bring them some chicken soup of course)

Devon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Constantine: *crouches down*

Brad: *kneels down*

Raul: *sits on the floor*

Devon:

Devon: I hate all of you

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Melody: What's it like being tall?

Devon: Is it nice?

Melody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Constantine: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Devon: that was ONE TIME-

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Raul: your smiling. What happened?

Brad: what I can't smile just because I'm happy?

Devon: Constantine tripped down the stairs

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Raul: brad! I can't do this stupid math!

Brad: What’s the math problem?

Raul: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Lenore, covering minas ears, while brad smacks raul upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Brad: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Raul: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Leanor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Trent: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Constantine : How do I ask Devon out?

Melody: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Constantine : No!

Dan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Constantine : Stop!

The twins: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Constantine : I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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Steve: Hey Nathan.

Nathan: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: What the fuck?

Nathan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nathan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Reese: See ya! *leaves*

Steve: I'm not pregnant!

Nathan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Steve: I was never pregnant, Nathan!

Nathan: Are... you sure?

Steve: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Brad: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Nathan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Brad: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: AW, MOTHERFU--

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Devon: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Brad: Do it or you're straight.

Devon: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

Too many beds trope + only.one bed trope where at the beginning the characters have to sleep in one bed and then at the end they finally get a room with multiple beds (like 15) but still choose to sleep in the same bed because they realized they can't sleep without the other anymore.

Timkon clone baby au with the grandparents fighting is my favorite thing

Because imagine that Lex Luthor, after finding out he had a grandson, that he didn't know about. And then finding out that the other father is Tim drake. Bruce's son. He now has to fight Bruce for his grandchilds love. And not just Bruce but his test tube baby daddy Clark.

And once Bruce's catches on that Lex knows? He DOUBLES DOWN. he's spoiling that kid so bad Tim has to physically beg him to stop becusse it's making a mess of their house. Lex of course does that same but he also throws in the added bonus of giving that kid the power of Lex Luthor a grand child. You want a new toy? Sure x-ray goggles? Of course. High-tech transportation technology hooked up to your kids jeep car? Anything for you kiddo 🥰. Kon has to physically show up to Lex corp to tell return it because they don't want their child to be travelling across the universe and of course Lex is like "Konner it has a parental control system of course. It'll only transport the kid as far as your back yard"

"they why the hell did it end up in your office yesterday?!?"

"it may have the exception of my office but it can't go anywhere else!"

"THATS STILL NOT OKAY??"

"Well what am I supposed to do Konner! You never bring them to visit! I have feelings too!"

Now Clark may not be able to compete money wise, but experiences? He's got you. He teaches the kid so much about the farm and the animals with Damian of course because uncle Damian is very protective. The kid loves the homemade pies from Martha and the fun they have with uncle Jon! It's not surprise going to the Kent's is one of the kids favorite things!!

Th war continues with the three fighting over best Grandparent only to find out that the kid has already chosen a secret 4th option in the form of one Selina Kyle. Also, imagine timkon kid choosing not to be a bat or a super as to not make their family fight and instead chooses to be a stray with Grandma Selina!

Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.

Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.

Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like

: um thats not your kid

Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?

: your not their parent you can't pick them up

Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.

:...that's not possible sir-

Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-

Thinking about a Jason Todd priest au in which after he is thrown in the Lazarus pit, tries to kill Tim and then the Lazarus rage calms down rather than become a crime lord he decides to turn to the church and become a Catholic priest. And part of his journey he decides to separate himself from the batfam and vigilantism for his mental health and stuff. The batfam by this point has realized he's alive and tries to get him back, not into the life but just into the family again. He makes a point not to interact with them in their civilian form (doesn't wanna be in the public eye and they are literally public figures) or in their vigilante form. He also doesn't talk to Talia because interacting with the league of assassins is kind of looking for trouble.

The family still wants to contact him tho so they make it a point to attend church every Sunday so that they can sit in the confession booth and talk to him. They don't say things like "hi Jason" because they know he wouldn't like that they used the confession box to talk to him. So they sit there and talk about their day. About what they've been up to, their regrets after he died, how much they love and miss him, and overall try to give him a sense that hes back in the family without having to rejoin that life.

It isn't just the batfam either, Talia comes by every once in a while, she makes a point to check up on her boys (Damian and Jason) because Jason is her son. She stops by and talks about how Damian is doing, how she is doing, asks questions about the church and confesses some of the things going on in the world that she thinks Jason would like to hear.

How do they know if Jason is the one listening? They just do because they other priests don't let out a soft chuckle when they make a joke about their injuries, and they certainly don't let them stay in the box for extra time. And they of course, can recognize Jason's voice from the other end no matter what. (Jason may or may not have slipped the time table to dick in the booth after dick accidentally confessed to being a vigilante to one of the priests and Jason had to convince him that the man was probably mentally ill.)

The first time Tim came to the booth. It was so quiet. For the first few minutes neither could say a word. Tim's thoughts caught in his throat before he finally blerted out everything. He let it spill how much he cared about Jason despite not knowing him. Jason couldn't hold back the tears that day because one of his biggest regrets was attacking a child. A child who may have taken his place but a child none the less. And for that child to not only forgive him but to love him like a brother? That was a lot.

Eventually, either through pushing from other priests, or him missing his family. Jason makes a visit to the manor. Just to see Alfred, maybe get a glimpse of Damian and Steph. The hug he received from dick and bruce is bruising and he doesn't miss the awkward but if happy smile Tim sends his way. Alfred makes his favorite meal. And he listens as Damian muses about his animals and drawings to his big brother like there has been no time apart. Jason sits happily with Alfred (the cat) in his arms as he listens. This becomes a weekly occurrence.

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