Devon: Could You Guys At Least Try To See This From My Perspective?

Devon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Constantine: *crouches down*

Brad: *kneels down*

Raul: *sits on the floor*

Devon:

Devon: I hate all of you

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Melody: What's it like being tall?

Devon: Is it nice?

Melody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Constantine: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Devon: that was ONE TIME-

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Raul: your smiling. What happened?

Brad: what I can't smile just because I'm happy?

Devon: Constantine tripped down the stairs

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Raul: brad! I can't do this stupid math!

Brad: What’s the math problem?

Raul: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Lenore, covering minas ears, while brad smacks raul upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Brad: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Raul: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Leanor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Trent: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Constantine : How do I ask Devon out?

Melody: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Constantine : No!

Dan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Constantine : Stop!

The twins: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Constantine : I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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Steve: Hey Nathan.

Nathan: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: What the fuck?

Nathan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nathan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Reese: See ya! *leaves*

Steve: I'm not pregnant!

Nathan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Steve: I was never pregnant, Nathan!

Nathan: Are... you sure?

Steve: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Brad: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Nathan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Brad: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: AW, MOTHERFU--

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Devon: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Brad: Do it or you're straight.

Devon: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

So this person has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of timberkon clone baby and now I'm just imagining if Tim not only made Caden and Wendy but also made a third. Like what if Tim was tryna wrap up the cloning stuff a few years after the first clone baby was made and after Bernard joined the relationship. he's like 'I should probably take care of that' and heads back into the lab with Bernard who offered to help take it down because he was interested in the cloning science and because he knows Tim will have a hard time doing it alone. except tim accidentally starts it up instead with his and kons DNA, and Bernard who was messing around with things he shouldn't have may have thrown his DNA into the mix. now they have successfully created another clone baby with Tim, Bernard and kons DNA.

Tim and Bernard stare in shock and slight amazement at the fetus sitting in the cloning tube. Tim had forgotten the amazement of seeing life form before your eyes. he managed to pause the process before it was completed but as they look at the life they created neither Bernard nor Tim has the strength to hit the terminate button. Kon is off world at the moment and neither knows how to tell him that while he was gone another accidental clone baby was created so they kinda wait till he gets back 2 months later when the clone baby is fully developed.

The interaction is kinda like this

Kon: I'm home!!!! Hope you guys didn't do anything crazy while I was gone, no new kids right?

Kon half jokingly says counting his two kids and two husbands.

Wait....TWO KIDS????

Tim and Bernard hiding a suspiciously baby shaped bundle in their arms:...ya about that....

Kon: baby, sweetheart, loves of my life. I'm not mad but you can't clone a child with our DNA every time you miss me. At this point they are gonna stop giving me off world missions Tim.

And that's how Kon was yet again blessed with a child after being gone for an extended period of time. He really can't leave them alone.

Too many beds trope + only.one bed trope where at the beginning the characters have to sleep in one bed and then at the end they finally get a room with multiple beds (like 15) but still choose to sleep in the same bed because they realized they can't sleep without the other anymore.

Timkon clone baby au with the grandparents fighting is my favorite thing

Because imagine that Lex Luthor, after finding out he had a grandson, that he didn't know about. And then finding out that the other father is Tim drake. Bruce's son. He now has to fight Bruce for his grandchilds love. And not just Bruce but his test tube baby daddy Clark.

And once Bruce's catches on that Lex knows? He DOUBLES DOWN. he's spoiling that kid so bad Tim has to physically beg him to stop becusse it's making a mess of their house. Lex of course does that same but he also throws in the added bonus of giving that kid the power of Lex Luthor a grand child. You want a new toy? Sure x-ray goggles? Of course. High-tech transportation technology hooked up to your kids jeep car? Anything for you kiddo 🥰. Kon has to physically show up to Lex corp to tell return it because they don't want their child to be travelling across the universe and of course Lex is like "Konner it has a parental control system of course. It'll only transport the kid as far as your back yard"

"they why the hell did it end up in your office yesterday?!?"

"it may have the exception of my office but it can't go anywhere else!"

"THATS STILL NOT OKAY??"

"Well what am I supposed to do Konner! You never bring them to visit! I have feelings too!"

Now Clark may not be able to compete money wise, but experiences? He's got you. He teaches the kid so much about the farm and the animals with Damian of course because uncle Damian is very protective. The kid loves the homemade pies from Martha and the fun they have with uncle Jon! It's not surprise going to the Kent's is one of the kids favorite things!!

Th war continues with the three fighting over best Grandparent only to find out that the kid has already chosen a secret 4th option in the form of one Selina Kyle. Also, imagine timkon kid choosing not to be a bat or a super as to not make their family fight and instead chooses to be a stray with Grandma Selina!

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YES! YOU SEE THE VISION!! I need akutagawa just shyly sneaking flowers into some PM members hands. Wordlessly and blushing. Everyone finds it to be the cutest thing on earth.

Baby Aku and baby gin just cling to big bro chuuya who is very much giving "I've had the akutagawa siblings for a day and a half, but if anything happens to them I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself" vibes.

Atsushi not knowing what to do with this tiny version of akutagawa, but akutagawa being a blushy mess around Atsushi. And like chuuya asks why akutagawa is so shy around Atsushi and he whispers into chuuyas ears "the kitty Is very pretty" and Aku gets nervous around pretty things beucse he doesn't want to break them. Chuuyas heart clenches in a way he didn't know possible. It was by far the cutest thing. Gin is the same way with Higuchi

it's funny because Higuchi thought baby gin hated her and was sad in the corner until gin came up to her with a flower crown and asked her not to be sad because she's so pretty when she smiles and it makes gin happy to see her happy. Higuchi best hugs gin because that was so gosh darn sweet it makes everyone get cuteness aggression

I need a fic or smth where we get big brother chuuya and little akutagawa and gin. My own headcanon is that chuuya saw akutagawa and gin and IMMEDIATELY adopted them as his little siblings. He was the big brother that Aku wanted from dazai and he acknowledged it enough but never out right said anything about it.

Now aku and gin both get hit with some sort of ability that makes them kids again, only temporarily but ya and they don't have many memories of when they were grown up just like their feelings towards people if they were strong. Akutagawa after becoming a kid agains first reaction is to

1 protect gin

2 find chuuya.

Everyone expects him to go hunting for dazai but instead as soon as chuuya came in he grabbed gin and hid behind chuuyas leg holding him really tightly. Chuuya will never admit how much love and excitement he felt when that happened. Him being the volunteer to take care of the kids was completely unsaid beucse he just picked em up and walked away.

What would be even funnier is if dazai found out and expected akutagawa to immediately hug him when he show up but instead akutagawa hides in chuuyas shoulder because as much respect and admiration he has for dazai he is still scared of him. (Trauma amirite) And chuuya holds that over dazais head forever.

The akutagawa siblings are chuuyas younger siblings and that is a hill I would die on. Big bro chuuya for life 🫶🏼