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I made a couple more kinky pet rocks! The Y harness one I’d had sitting around for a while, and now it’s joined by one in a bulldog harness and one that’s fully-suited!

I dunno man. I just think these are a lot of fun to make. I should get some photos of them being held so the size is more obvious, then I’ll post them up for sale. I’ll think of more innuendo to slather the description with then.

I’ve still got a few more nice-looking rocks, maybe suggest some more ideas for costumes for pet rocks?

Nail this under your chimney and wait for Santa to slide down and stuff something fun into your stocking. What do you want bound up under your tree when Christmas morning comes around?

I was a bit late on my holiday joke item this year, but this kinky leather Christmas stocking is ready to ship out immediately!

Here’s the Etsy link!

Pet rocks! I had these at my table at Anthro New England over the weekend. They always get a lot of attention and laughs. One with a pony play harness (that I failed to get photos of ahead of time) actually sold to one of my favorite kink artists!

These are available in my Etsy shop! And if they find homes, I can make some more!

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis