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One of these days I'm gonna do a Pact live blog and it'll be all over for you fuckers

The president is assassinated by Adult Taylor Hebert and also Tony Saprano is there

People in the Wildbow/Worm fandom who have not read Claw, what do you think Claw is about?

Dreading the Covered in Worms episode where I have to hear James says " Glasstig Winyay"

All this arguing about how Marquis should be pronounced, meanwhile I'm forced to constantly hear Parahumans podcasts mispronounce Hebrew letters.

Oh? What's that, tensions are high with Earth CHEAT? What does CHITE want? It's too bad the sealed off Earth UH-LEFF, we could use their help!

isn't this the same chapter where Hookwolf literally drops the N-Word

if i believe really really hard and am hopeful and patient there will be worm and pact liveblogs for me to read

You know after reading Ward I thought it would be refreshing to read a Wildbow novel where the protagonist wasn't constantly stuck in their own head. Now I'm on Arc 10 of Twig and we're right back to stressful POVs

As an irish person I have complicated thoughts on Scion doing the whole blowing up Britain thing. Like yeah millions of innocent people died but on the other hand the monarchy also probably died.

So y'know, silver linings and all that

I think Alec would love the wall that punches you

i think we should force alec to experience the clip i saw when i was googling wipeout wherein people get launched 40 feet in the air . i think getting launched 40 feet in the air would be good for him mentally and provide enrichment and stimulus

Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.

This song is looping in Sylvester's head all throughout Arc 10.

California girls

We're inconsolable

Pain, grief, loss,

The madness won't stop

First Wildbow rips off the ending of Endgame in Worm then he rips off the Scarlet Rot from Elden Ring in Twig

Smh he can't keep getting away with this 😔

I think if Despicable Me does come out on Earth Bet its made to be way more grounded, more a James bond spoof then anything. So no freeze Ray or anything like that. The minions probably don't stay due to Gru being hero who don't usually use minions

Speaking of which, Gru isn't a villan anymore for aforementioned reasons and is likely changed to the old archetype of overworking parent figure who needs to make time for his family. For these reasons Despicable Me (which would probably be called something else to the point of being unrecognisable to us) is a flop or no where near as successful as our version, meaning that Brian is safe from being made fun of (at least in this aspect)

Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.

Jack Smash just has regular Jack's ability only it works on blunt force objects instead of blades

Skatter has a breaker form that let's her turn her body into a swarm of bug like creatures

Gory Girl has selective super strength that only applies to biological matter (she can tear a person in half but can't punch through a wall). She can also enhanced smell and hearing, allowing her to dectect heart beats.

Alternate Power based on name changes:

Jack Smash

Skatter

Gory Girl

Grum

Capricorn on the Cob

Lockout

Swanlong

I've been thinking about what if Lisa from Worm met Elias from The Magnus Archives.

Lisa, a girl who has the need to be the smartest person in the room having a battle of witts with the smarmeist evil genius ever. Either Lisa constantly gets stonewalled by Elias's smug facade and eventually ends up strangling him or she finds an opening and gets under his skin in which case were in for Brutal Pipe Murder part II

There is no in-between.

Sometimes I wish Wildbow got crazier with Biotinkers. Like don't get me wrong I love my boy Blasto and Riley is my favorite nightmare child but we can get weirder with it.

Give me a tinker who specialises in selective breeding and evolution. They can create fucked up, Nilbog-esqe monstrosities but have to go through the trial and error of breeding their creations to get the right genes.

Give me a tinker who can engineer and alter food and give a variety of boons to allies or horrifically poison enemies.

Yes i know I can just read Twig, leave me alone!

A series of offensive in universe Worm memes (not for snowflakes)