Welcome To The Hellsite - Tumblr Posts

i’ve decided tumblr is the best social media because its completely fucking unusable (affectionate) instead of unusable (derogatory)

so i will live here now

Ditto. P-bots are an instant smack down, but the best I can do in good conscience for these blank pages is a couple days grace period. Once you have had a little time to settle in, please pick some bare minimum sign that there is a human touch of customization. Literally any icon or background that’s not a generic photo of a woman (the calling card of obvious pornbots) or the default will make a huge difference. An actual blog name. Etc.

Funky account names alone just aren’t enough anymore with some of the cheeky random-generated bs the p-bots have started using. Some of us get follow notifications from these spam bots more often than real people. You can’t even apply hyperbole to how awful the problem is right now, so expect a very justifiable amount of cynicism and wariness from site veterans around here.

100% though the most foolproof way of identifying yourself as an actual user is to post something. Anything, like the above said. It’s the one thing these puppet drones can’t do because it’s their main mechanism for not following each other.

If you want to help out with the effort to clean this place up, please flag them for “spam” under the report options!

Bot accounts and Real people with accounts.

I’m pretty sure the tumblr community is well aware of this problem and probably loads of other people have already made posts about this, so I’ll keep it brief.

So recently blogs like this keep appearing in my followers list (these are recent ones)

Now when you get a spam blogs or p*rn bots you’re supposed to blog them. But some these blogs are actual people who are new on tumblr and have the default icon, so you’re supposed to check before who block them. But here’s the problem…

some of these blogs don’t have anything. No posts, No description, No title. So you’re gonna automatically assume that these are spam and block them.

Now I hate fact that some of these blogs belong to actual people and I’ve been blocking and reporting on blogs like these for the past few days, and that they’re probably wondering why there being blocked or reported. ( sorry to the people who own blogs like these that I blocked you)

So a couple of tips for new blogs on this site,

1.You could change the title (a catchphrase, a favorite quote, a random sentence etc.) or type small description, or whatever random stuff you like!

2. You could change the your avator or icon (it be a picture of you, a cartoon, again it’s your choice do whatever)

3.If you’re not planning to frequently post stuff and just sign in to check out other people’s stuff, just put a put a post something like this just to show you’re new here.(again u can write down anything)

if you’re reading this and new to this website I hope you found these suggestions useful and should stop you from getting blocked immediately. Happy posting.

So...Twitter users... Welcome to the Hellsite

Hi. Twitter refugees. Let's get something straight here:

Literally none of us want to have you mixed in with us, so don't fucking give us shit when we say stupid shit like "LUMITY IS CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Okay? Okay.

Welcome to the Hellsite. The safe (not) haven to many dorks, geeks, dumbasses and idiots of the internet. We talk about stupid shit, we talk about politics, we talk about feminism, activism and shit like that.

Yeah

Also Tumblr doesn't show how many followers each of us have.

If you're just a refugee who's just fleeing from all the chaos, then welcome! Find a place with the same people as you and make some friends over there. Don't fucking spam other communities with your shit tho.

Toxic people leave their bullshit by the door or else we'll fucking purge ya.

So yeah. Welcome to Tumblr dot com. Your number one spot for escaping the muskpocalypse and being annoyed by the toxic assholes who migrated from Twitter. Have fun.

Have fun and don't get too comfy. We're wild and feral and we're basically the world's first digital insane asylum according to urbandictionary.com and that is, unsurprisingly, correct.

I like it here

to all of the reddit refugees who have just arrived: welcome! we here at the tumblr community are always at the very most 2 minutes away from full on nuclear power plant explosion (or at least the online equivalent of that) and we scream and complain too much and the rest of the internet thinks we're dead but we're alive asf mind you, we just like to make it seem that way to keep (most of) the toxic ones out. if you abide by the rules and not be an ass then by all means, welcome! if not, 😀 🔪. door is thataway.

welcome reddit refugees

hakuna matata new family members ✊

Watching reddit refugees and native tumblrinas intermingle is like that scene from the Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, where all the lions realize that the only thing that separates them is mud and they shouldn't fight because they're family.

Except the mud is crippling social anxiety and the family is a rotting capitalist system that ruined both our respective sites, but in different ways.

hakuna matata.