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4 years ago

A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart.

When their first child was born, he let his wife name her.

She named the baby girl β€œLove” inspired in the same spirit as Carol’s unique name.

Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name.

She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name.

Carol took the blame to protect his wife and apologized.

In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away.

Minutes later, Carol’s wife came home and saw him lying on the ground.

β€œWhat happened?!” she asked, running to him.

He waved her closer, and whispered, β€œShot through the heart, and you’re to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name.”


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2 years ago

JUNGHOON WTF πŸ₯΅πŸ˜©πŸ˜©

Vid credit: @ channelx__svt on Twitter


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Does Sam think of it as his body or does he, in the (occasional) privacy of his own head, refer to it as his vessel?


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I do so love when Sam says insane shit that is just normal to him while everyone around him goes WTF when Cas heals him btw and is like β€˜so. you said some things. I’m sure you didn’t mean them because of the blood loss/concussion/whatever.’ and Sam goes β€˜what the Lucifer stuff? no I meant that. I mean you should understand. Jimmy used to live in your vessel but you took it so.’ stone cold body snatcher Castiel trying to come up with reasons why No That’s Different while Sam is v stubbornly refusing to change his thought patterns. he IS Lucifer’s vessel that’s a FACT. he’s not even upset about it. why is Cas upset about it. he’s stressing sam out and should stop fighting him on it. they have such Normal interactions about this. where sam is definitely thinking Normal things and cas is reacting Normally about it. <- oh yeah Sam not realizing how messed up his thinking is to others Top tier content especially when Castiel who typically doesn't get that sort of thing is trying to point it out to Sam Like hey no this isn't normal and Sam is like of course it is Look at their lives and how often this happens and look who he is Of course his body isn't his - how could a true vessel especially Lucifer's be made for anyone besides Lucifer And he's seen what happens when Lucifer is in vessels that aren't his and they burn out very quickly Of course Sam's doesn't because it was designed for Lucifer to eventually take over Sam changing the plans and managing to take it back doesn't mean God made it for him He just managed to surprise him too what the fuuuuck sam winchester supernatural castiel <prev tags
3 years ago

What the f is this , towa and setsuna looks like each other but when we look at rin she looks no thing like them not even 1 % omg they don't even look like sesshomaru or kagura but setsuna kinda looks like kagura

But she looks more like a daughter of kiky and naraku I swear this is really a piece of trach and a waste of time β²οΈπŸ˜’πŸ™„

Idk guys if they are dump or just blind on both eyes, but...

Idk Guys If They Are Dump Or Just Blind On Both Eyes, But...

What is this???


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3 years ago

What the f is this

What The F Is This
What The F Is This
What The F Is This

They turned yashahime in to dragon ball 😢😐

I Don't hate dragon ball but this is so nonsense in anime like inuyasha


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5 years ago

I have a quick thing to say. I’m starting to question this world even more these days. My mom just told me about what is going on in Kashmirβ€”which is where My family is fromβ€”and these people are trying to take one part over and are killing off all the muslims in the area. I wonder what everyone’s problem with Islam is when it is a completely peaceful religion. These people killing others who are for peace. It’s so frusterating to see the ignorance and the hatred that mixes in the world. Like no they aren’t muslims if they are for violence and cause problems amongst everyone, that goes against our beliefs and even I, someone who isn’t too religious knows that. I can’t even blame India as a whole because it’s the government that makes the decision.


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3 years ago

Dear Twilight turned K-Pop fan,

Carlisle reminds me of Kun. Emmett reminds me of Lucas. Alice reminds me Ten. Charlie reminds me of Johnny. Period.


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6 years ago

Crack(le Pop)

β€œI would greatly appreciate it if you guys get up from that sofa and help us.” Mark says, dragging his feet into the living room.

The maknae line groans at the sound of their hyung.

β€œBut we’re so tired~”, Yugyeom whines, not wanting to move from his spot at one end of the sofa. Jackson and Jinyoung roll their eyes at the statement.

β€œYou’re not the ones who cleaned blood for an hour and a half. Besides, you woudn’t want Jaebum to find out our hobby do you?” Jackson drawls, flinching at the speed this had gotten them to stand.

Youngjae dashes to get a rubbish bag and Jinyoung chuckles. Cringing at the way BamBam was trying to fit the body parts in the bag, he says,Β β€œYou know that Jaebum hyung will never find out, right? Besides, he’s coming back tomorrow Jackson hyung.” 

β€œBetter to be safe than sorry.” Jackson shrugs.

Everyone in the living room freezes when they hear the sound of the dorm door opening.

β€œY-You checked the dates wrongly didn’t you, Yugyeom?” Mark asks the youngest, who looked like he was about to pass out from fear.

β€œWhat the fuck are you guys doing.”

Lol guysys I'm soRrY for this piece of ---- writingsndhsh

Hope you enjoyedd


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9 months ago
This Wont Make Your Blog Look Ugly. How Could You Not Reblog This? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!


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6 years ago

this is absolutely the most uncomfortable video i’ve ever watched


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