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Me: *wakes up and immediately checks the tumblr trends like it's the news*
Me: Let's see what the little people in my phone are freaking out about this time
"Gonna bust loose, on the club roof. Sucking throat juice, like it's Grey Goose." Horror Character Appreciation - Natasia Demetriou as Nadja in What We Do In The Shadows (2019)
A Cure For Monstrosity Masterpost
A Cure For Monstrosity is a WWDITS fancomic based loosely on a theory/analysis I had for the ending of season 5! Not quite a prediction, but still follows some of my old hopes for canon events. I will update this post as it goes!
Prologue
1- Poor Sod
2- Unnoticed
3- Procrastination
4- Tall Tales
5- Main Man
6- Brainstorming
7- Someone at the Door
8- The Plan
Day 06 | Nadja x Reader x Lazslo Cravensworth
a/n - @flufftober. Maybe ooc on account of the fluff. But this month is all about the lovey dovey ♡ and I love when Nadja and lazslo are corny anyway
prompt - candles/lanterns/fairylights
fluff - 650 words - warnings: f!reader. established relationship (polyam). implied spice.
You arch a brow as the camera crew squeezes into the kitchen first. It’s a tight fit with most of the clutter and the table between all of you, but you try your best to ignore them in favor of Lazslo filing in last. His singing could be heard from all the way upstairs. You wonder idly what’s put the vampire in such a good mood.
“My little darling. My pet!” He calls in his timbre. “Your presence is required in the boudoir.”
“Oh?” You narrow your eyes at the lack of a reason. “Is this a surprise?”
“Indeed it is, now come.” You snort as he takes your hand assertively. You abandon your bowl of cereal and let him lead you out of the room with his typical flair, shooing the other humans away. They follow anyway— you suspect they already know what’s going on.
Nadja and Lazslo’s room hasn’t changed much since you began frequenting the vampires’ residence. With the exception of some of your clothes (usually flung somewhere, forgotten), it was still very much their room. When you wanted a place to lie down, you typically went to the lounge, or posted up beside Guillermo when he was home. Needless to say- they were both very creative when it came to sharing you without a bed. But tonight, you’re floored when Lazslo pushes the door open.
It’s hard to miss: Both their chairs have been pushed to the side in their own nook now, in favor of a large queen bed in the center of the room. It’s dressed in beddings to match their gothic tastes, save for a gaudy heart-shaped pillow set atop all the others.
But what’s more is the rest of the room’s decorations— dozens of sets of fairy lights in a cool, twinkling silver are strung throughout the room. You lean down to inspect one of the many LED lanterns, too, watching the fake flame inside flicker.
“Ta-daaah~” Nadja sweeps her arms out from the other side of the bed with a large grin. “You should see your face! Lazslo, do you see her awe?”
“Yes my love, I’d say it was well worth our expedition to Bed, Bath, and the Beyond.”
You blink, still a little speechless as you step into the room further. “What’s all this for?”
“It is our anniversary, you silly little pumpkin.” Nadja tuts. She rounds the bed and embraces you firmly, almost lifting you off the ground. “It has been one year since Lazslo and I both lured you with our thrall to have as an evening snack. And here you are, still scrumptious. Uneaten, of course.”
You try to remember if tonight is actually the anniversary of that day, but you honestly didn’t think Lazslo and Nadja would care about that sort of thing.
In fact, you’re a little moved by the gesture. It was true enough that last October, they had tried hunting you down as you jogged Bloomingdale Park. But you could argue you’ve been devoured in many other ways since then. A flush creeps up your neck at the thought- that and at the display before you.
The two of them stand there and wait for your reaction as the realization sets in— you really are dating the married vampire couple. It fills you up with joy— and gets your heart fluttering in a way you knew they both can sense, even from a few feet away.
“Out.” You suddenly say. You turn toward the camera and begin ushering the crew out of the room. “Out.”
Laszlo shoots you a sharp grin. “Time to break her in, my dears.” He hollers, jumping onto the mattress. Nadja claps as you finally shut the door and turn back to her.
“That is what I am talking about, baby girl!” Nadja shrieks. Her elated glint shifts, eying you hungrily. “The memory foam will never forget this night.”
do any other wwdits fans feel like the hex on nadja was just made up by the guide to get her to be nice to people???? like the way she was shaking the sticks when she found the painting???? i cant tell if im delusional or if she’s just tricking nadja into like… going outside and reconnecting with her culture so she’ll be A) a better person B) maybe become her friend
The thing is, obviously, it seems like the guide is the one faking the hex thing. Except for the fact that she has no way to have known about that antipaxos woman and doesn't seem to know how to speak or read greek/antipaxos. Yes, she could have used the internet, but it might also be a red herring.
Who do we know that is upset at Nadja for ignoring her, hurting her, and otherwise treating her poorly and who knows the people in Nadja's past, knows the written antipaxos language, and was suspiciously absent from the scenes regarding the hex?
Doll Nadja.
going slowly insane over season 5 so here’s a year old season 4 edit
what they do in the shadows is listen to ABBA
no coz we need to talk about how the guides examples of her being mistreated was just her and nadja moments
she only has one person on her mind and i respect that 😭😭😭
not sure if editors are still kicking on here but i started this a year ago and only just got around to finishing it lmao consider it a tribute to the final season being confirmed
Vampire Victorithon Round 1
Oh no dont make me start watching this again... i still gotta try watching what we do in the shadows for poly rep ahhhh
Okay did. Riverdale really ended Poly?!
Don’t tell en I have to add RIVERDALE to my poly master post??
‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!
LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!
Never fucking mind. Just finished GO2
WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!
LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!
