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That but about the guard dog… ooo that hits hard, I am not okay.
One thing I love about Crowley --never stated, but consistently shown-- is that he is, at heart, an engineer.
I have a few different things to say about that. Let's unpack them.
As the Unnamed Angel, we see his designs for the Pillars of Creation are millions of pages long, comprised of cramped text, footnotes, diagrams, schematics etc. It's very...Renaissance polymath, in the way it implies a particular intersection between artist and inventor.
Also: in the naked romanticism with which he views his stars.
We already knew he made stars, but in s2 we learn that he did NOT sculpt them one-at-a-time. He designed a nebula ("a star factory," he says) that will form several thousand young stars and proto-planets, and all --beyond getting the 'factory' running-- without him lifting a finger. We also learn that these young stars and proto-planets stand in contrast to those made by other angels, which are going to come 'pre-aged.'
...I'm reminded of Hastur and Ligur's approach to temptations. Damning one human soul at a time, devoting singular attention to it over the course of years or decades, and how that stands in contrast to Crowley's reliance on, quote, 'knock-on effects.'
Ligur: It's not exactly...craftsmanship. Crowley: Head office don't seem to mind. They love me down there.
Hm.
I'm also reminded of the M25.
The M25 may not be as grand as a nebula (sentences you only say in GOmens fandom...), but LIKE his nebula it's an intricate, self-sustaining engine that does Crowley's work for him, many times over. Again.
That's some pretty neat characterization --and so is the indication of Crowley's disinterest in victimizing anyone tempting individual people. It takes a considerable amount of planning and effort (and creeping about in wellies), but in accordance with his design the M25 generates a constant stream of low-grade evil on a gigantic scale.
Cumulatively gigantic, that is. Individually? Negligible.
But no other demon understands human nature well enough to parse that one million ticked-off motorists are not, in any meaningful way, actually equivalent to one dictator, or one mass-murderer, or even one little influential regressive. That's the trick of it. Crowley gets Hell's approval (which he NEEDS to survive, and to maintain the degree of freedom he's eked out for himself while surviving), and at the same time ensures that any actual ~Evil influence~ is spread nice and thin.
It's some clever machinery. And he knows it, too:
The Unnamed Angel and Crowley are both proud of their ideas.
(musings on professional pride, Leonardo da Vinci, the crank handle, and 'the point to which Crowley loves Aziraphale' under the cut)
In the 1970's Crowley gives a presentation on the M25, projector and all, to a room full of increasingly impatient demons. Maybe the presentation was work-ordered; the 'can I hear a WAHOO?' definitely wasn't.
Before the Beginning, the Unnamed Angel can barely contain his excitement about his nebula. Aziraphale manages a baffled-but-polite, "....That's nice...! :)"
11 years ago, Hastur and Ligur want to 'tell the deeds of the day,' and Crowley smiles to himself because (according to the script-book) he knows he has 'the best one.'
(Naturally, his 'deed' has nothing to do with tempting anybody, and everything to do with setting up a human-powered Rube-Goldberg machine of petty annoyance. Oodles of 'Evil' generated; very little harm done.)
They don't get it, of course. That's also consistent.
Nobody ever knows what the hell he's talking about.
It didn't make it on-screen, but, in both the novel AND the script-book, Crowley was friends with Leonardo da Vinci. The quintessential Renaissance polymath. That's where he got his drawing of the Mona Lisa --they're getting very drunk together, and Crowley picks up the 'most beautiful' of the preliminary sketches. He wants to buy it. Leonardo agrees almost off-the-cuff, very casual, because they're friends, and because he has bigger fish to fry than haggling over a doodle:
He goes, "Now, explain this helicopter thingie again, will you?" Because he's an engineer, too.
(It is 1519 at the latest, in this scene. Why the FUCK would Crowley know about helicopters, and be able to explain them, comprehensively, to Leonardo da Vinci?
...Well. I choose to believe he got bored one day and worked it out. Look, if you know how to build a nebula, you can probably handle aerodynamics. And anyway, I think it's telling that this is his idea of shooting the shit. 'A drunken mind speaks a sober heart,' and all. He probably babbled about Aziraphale enough to make poor Leo sick)
Leonardo da Vinci is the only person Crowley has any keepsakes or mementos of, apart from Aziraphale.
Think about that, though. Aziraphale's bookshop is bursting with letters, paintings, busts, and personalized signatures memorializing all the humans he's known and befriended over 6000 years (indeed: Aziraphale has living human friends up and down Whickber Street. He's part of a community).
Crowley doesn't have any of that. It's just the stone albatross from the Church (for pining), the infamous gay sex statue (for spicy pining), the houseplants (for roleplaying his deepest trauma over and over, as one does), and this one piece of artwork, inscribed, "To my friend Anthony from your friend Leo da V."
To me, at least, that suggests a level of attachment that seems to be rare for Crowley.
...Maybe he liked having someone to talk shop with? Someone who was interested? Someone engaged enough to ask questions when they didn't immediately understand?
...Anyway.
There's also the matter of the crank handle.
This thing:
This is one of the subtler changes from the book. In the book, Crowley knows Satan is coming and, desperate, arms himself with a tire iron. It's the best he can do. He's not Aziraphale; he wasn't made to wield a flaming sword.
The show, IMO, improves on this considerably. Now he, like Aziraphale, gets to face annihilation with what he was made for in his hand. And it's not a weapon, not even an improvised one like the tire iron.
He made stars with it.
[both gifs by @fuckyeahgoodomens]
If you Google 'crank handle,' you'll get variations on this:
Crank handles have been around for centuries. Consisting of a mechanical arm that's connected to a perpendicular rotating shaft, they are designed to convert circular motion into rotary or reciprocating motion.
Which is to say they're one of the 'simple machines,' like a lever or a pulley; the bread and butter of engineering. You'll also get a list of uses for a crank handle, archaic and modern. Among them, cranking up the engine of an old-fashioned car... say, a 1933 Bentley. That's what Crowley has been using his for, lately. But he's had it since he was an angel and he's still, it seems, very capable of it's angelic applications.
I know everyone has already said this, but: I REALLY LIKE that when he needs to channel the heights of his power, he does so not with a weapon but with a tool. Practically with a little handheld metaphor for ingenuity, actually. One from long-lost days when he could make beautiful things.
(And he loved it. Still loves it, I'd say --he incorporated it into the Bentley, didn't he?)
Let Aziraphale rock up to the apocalypse with a weapon: he has his own compelling thematic reasons to do exactly that. Crowley's story is different, and fighting isn't the only way to express defiance. And if you've been condemned as a demon and assumed to be destructive by your very nature, what better way than this?
He made stars. They didn't manage to take that from him.
Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale are fighters, really --they have no intention of fighting in any war. They'll annoy everyone until there's no war to fight in, for a start. But between the two, if one must be, then that one is Aziraphale. Principality of the Earth, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, Wielder of the Flaming Sword... all that stuff. Even if he'd prefer not to, it's very clear that Aziraphale can rise to the occasion, if he must.
Crowley was not that kind of angel. He wasn't a Principality. He has no sword.
...And yet.
It's Crowley who protects. He's the one who paces, who stands guard, who circles Aziraphale and glares out at the world, just daring anyone else to come near.
In light of everything else I've said here, I think that's interesting.
Obviously part of it is that Aziraphale enjoys it and, you know, good for him. He's living his best life, no doubt no doubt. But what about Crowley? What's driving that behavior, really?
Have you heard the phrase, 'loved to the point of invention'? Well, what if 'the point of invention' was where you started? What if where you end up involves glaring out at the world, just daring anyone else to come near? What is that, in relation to the bright-eyed thing you used to be?
What do we name the point to which Crowley loves Aziraphale?
...Thinking about how an excitable angel with three million pages of star design he wants to tell you all about...becomes a guard dog. Is all.
monsta x smut recs
❀ = personal favorite
note: this will be updated every once in a while. i’m really picky with my smut and i haven’t read many smuts for every one of the boys/ships (i tend to only read about my otp’s and biases), but i’m open to any boy or ship! if anyone has any fics you’d like to add, just send them to me!
boy x girl;
changkyun
➣ no name by @itsahuman ❀
basically just sub changkyun aka my personal fave
➣ my teddy bear by @hyungjooki ❀
you’re best friends & roommates with changkyun; as close as two people could be without being married or related. but one night, you overhear something that changes your relationship with him forever. question is: is it for the better?
➣ of sunsets and tattoos by @urmomstax ❀
In which you go to get a piercing and find that it isn’t so scary when you’re piercer is a cute boy with lots of tattoos
➣ flowers by @diorbangtan
You always thought that florist was a simple job, no risks, no drama, nothing too crazy. The town is amazing, the shop in a nice place, your co-worker is nice, the costumers polite. But a certain costumer keeps coming again and again, every week, to buy a different bouquet everytime, until he suddently disappears.
➣ film rolling by @bfchangkyun (( actually gender neutral )) part 1
Based on “Changkyun filming you while you suck him off.”
➣ take two by @bfchangkyun (( actually gender neutral )) part 2
Part 2 to Film Rolling
➣ need a hand? by @bfchangkyun ❀
Based on “Rooming with Changkyun, in the middle of the night you hear him moaning softly as he jerks off thinking you’re asleep.”
➣ no name by @bfchangkyun
I drabbled out a little scene based on the morning wood situation, I hope you like it!
➣ action by @jooheonster
hello sweetie can I request a changkyun SMUT where he picks you up for a movie date but the dress you’re in turns him on so he ditches the movie and sneaks you into the monsta x dorm instead? xoxo
➣ lawyered by @urmomstax
In which lawyer Im Changkyun makes you want to spontaneously combust.
➣ friends with benefits by @b0blegum
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➣ love bites by @shineefanfictions
(Changkyun smut. Biting/hickey fetish with soft hints of DD/LG kink)
➣ tongue by @dontpanicwerenotatthedisco
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➣ art of pleasure by @sugawriting
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➣ found by @jinkimon ❀
Could you please write a Changkyun smut Drabble. His girlfriend is very dominate in life and in the bed room, and one night Changkyun continuously compliments her and seduces her and he takes her to the bedroom where he worships her body
wonho
➣ neglect by @jinkimon
[request] wonho has been bugging y/n for ? sex or attention or something for awhile and y/n is like BRO i have exams Pleas. and then she finally gets fed up w his behavior and let’s him have it
➣ cookies by @haveakookie
You’re new in the neighbourhood, and decide to be a good person and go introduce yourself to your neighbours. Turns out that was a bad idea.
➣ scream it louder by @urmomstax ❀
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➣ phone number? by @kihyun-qt
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➣ catch me by @thesammtimes part1
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➣ suggestive themes by @xosincerelya
When you accidentally walk in on your new boyfriend half naked, you see something you hadn’t quite noticed before.
➣ cave me in by @seoulscapes
you’ve never regretted being shin hoseok’s best friend, but when you realize you’re in love with him when he’s supposed to be your fake boyfriend at his ex-girlfriend’s wedding you’re actually starting to.
kihyun
➣ honeysuckle by @urmomstax ❀
In which Kihyun teases you by wearing pretty red lace panties.
➣ sugar sweet by @hyungjooki part 5 ❀
your best friend & roommate changkyun just wanted to help get you laid. instead you found solace in a pink haired man named kihyun who had a smart mouth with sharp words you weren’t afraid to let cut you, as long as he didn’t mind you hurting him a little too.
➣ prove it by @seoulscapes
↳ when all kihyun can talk about is how good he is in bed, you decide to shut him up by telling him to put his money where he mouth is. fortunately, you both learn a few things along the way.
➣ sting by @caliboyjaeffrey
(A/N) Ayyyyy, what’s up? Someone requested Kihyun smut and boy, did I go absolutely ham on this one. I was like, “Yeah, it’s going to be cute and angsty!” Ha…near the end I kind of lost my cool lol But this is now one of my favorites story wise, also I threw bees in there because I love bees. And I love Kihyun too. Bam. Read and ‘bee’ amazed! lol
➣ time to teach you a lesson by @kpopyourcherryy part 1 ❀
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➣ time to teach you a lesson by @kpopyourcherryy part 2 ❀
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➣ jealousy by @kpopyourcherryy ❀
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➣ mornings by @jinkimon
[request] kihyun smut: PROMPT: morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp “Gooooood morning dear :)” “fuck you and everything you stand for”
hyungwon
➣ larceny by @infinitum-imaginaerum
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➣ pretty baby by @urmomstax ❀
In which Chae Hyungwon gets rough sometimes.
➣ unkempt by @jinkimon
[request] hyungwon smut with female reader where he wears a suit and reader gets turned on and thinks he doesn’t know but he does then they do it when they get back home? ^_^
➣ too hot to handle by @wonho-ful-reactions
I just read your scenario of Wonho playing too hot. Is there any way you could write a similar one but with Hyungwonnie~ If you do smut could you make it a little smuttier too please? If not then that’s fine ^.^
➣ santa, baby by @miss-noo-na ❀
Hyungwon is playing Santa at the Christmas Party, and gives you exactly what you want.
➣ tease by @bambamisnotbig
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boy x boy;
jookyun
➣ use your words (i wanna hear your scream) by @chokemechangkyun ❀
It’s not really a secret that Jooheon thinks their resident maknae is cute - hell, they all do (and some, cough cough Minhyuk, don’t EVER shut up about it), but Jooheon’s affection runs a little deeper (and a little nastier, in all honesty). Not that he’s ever going to admit that to anyone, no fucking way. He can’t have the rest of the members finding out about his feelings, especially Changkyun. They’re bandmates and nothing more, and he refuses to let his horny ass ruin things between him and Changkyun. Shaking his head, Jooheon pushes open the door, but the second Changkyun’s voice filters through the crack, he freezes
(( thanks for the long ass summary al ))
kiho
➣ best boyfriend ever by @andnowforyaya on ao3
It’s Hoseok’s birthday, and he has the best boyfriend ever.
➣ bad decisions by @jjokkirir on ao3
Kihyun pretends to be Hoseok’s biggest fan, for the fuck of it. And for the fuck.
➣ wake up call by @shin-hoseokk ❀
hoseok worked hard for his body, and it totally paid off. but it was moments like these that kihyun wished his boyfriend wasn’t so beefy.
changki
➣ a break by @orphan_account on ao3
A tutoring session in which Kihyun finally gives Changkyun what he wants
➣ leash and release by @orphan_account on ao3 ❀
Kihyun finds something. He and Changkyun try it out
➣ two fingers thumbs up by @seoulfulnights on ao3 ❀
Kihyun has been thinking about it every time he heard ‘Beautiful’. It’s all those lyrics’ damn fault and now he can’t stop fantasizing about Changkyun’s fingers
wonkyun
➣ i can break you by @wonkyun on ao3
Wonho is your usual nice guy, but there’s only as much jealousy he could take.
➣ record by @redkarma on ao3 ❀
He presses play, stop, and then rewind.
➣ private footage by @inuko678 on ao3 ❀
WONHO IS MISSING HIS BOO, I.M, DURING THE HOLIDAY…SO HE RE-VISITS SOME VIDEOS ON HIS IPOD.
➣ ribbons and rings by @Youngsoon on ao3 ❀
Hoseok presents the best possible Christmas gift to ChangKyun and it’s all up to him how to use it.
➣ curiosity killed the cat by @ramenho_e on ao3 (part one)
Wonho is having a little trouble with his new secretary.
➣ kitten on a leash by @ramenho_e (part two)
Wonho teaches little Changkyun a few more things…
➣ he may be a little bruised, but he’s good by @kkukungie on ao3 ❀
Wonho likes the bruises left on him, but really wishes Changkyun would make them less visible to the public eye.
➣ i can break you by @wonkyun on ao3 ❀
Wonho is your usual nice guy, but there’s only as much jealousy he could take.
hyungwonho
➣ of birthday wishes and leashes by @Hyungwons on ao3 ❀
It’s finally Hyungwon’s birthday and Hoseok’s had something planned for him for a while, and he isn’t sure who it excites more.
➣ press play by @Hyungwons on ao3 ❀
In which Hyungwon suggested they record themselves, and Hoseok didn’t expect it to go so well.
➣ dominance by @Aquiver on ao3
Hyungwon thinks to himself, I can try dominating my boyfriend for fucking once.
➣ punishments by @Hyungwons on ao3
Hyungwon just couldn’t let Hoseok get away with disobeying him.
➣ smiles behind a screen by @Hyungwons on ao3
Hyungwon just wanted to showcase his drawings. That was all. ❀
showhyuk
➣ a good night’s sleep by @yawoozyalose on ao3
Minhyuk has sleep problems and Hyunwoo stumbles on a solution.
threesomes
➣ to put on a show by @Hyungwons on ao3 ❀
Hoseok was a voyeur; Hyungwon an exhibitionist. And Minhyuk liked to experiment outside monogamy.
me at 3am listening to oingo boingo and talking to strangers things characters on character.ai when I know I have to get up in 2 hours
"lucid dreams are usually triggered by stress or anxiety"
Me not taking any of my meds and moving everything an inch out of place so I can kiss Steve Harrington on the mouth:
Hypothetically Speaking - Mockery (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1425003775-hypothetically-speaking-mockery?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=EnderEye587 Random scenes that come to mind. Might be one shots, or just... single scenes. Expect quite a lot of angst. Most will be with either unnamed or one off characters. Some stuff might spiral off into a story, who knows. Enjoy my brain chaos! (Warning- theres some sad stuff in here, make sure to be armed to the teeth with backup fluff)
so this is one of my stories! it only has threee parts, and its not a main story, but it holds some writing im super proud of. give it a read, if you like :>