Why Is It So Big - Tumblr Posts
what an incredibly normal and not at all autistic thing to say! (lying)
THERES A HORSEFLY IN MY GODDAMN APARTMENT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG
Wth is this creature 😭🙏
I have been trying to get over my arachnophobia lately, but the fates are testing me to not bust out the flamethrower and send this thing back to hell from once it came.
yes, I found this in my yard, and yes it is absolutely unnecessarily massive. It’s allowed to exist, but exist away from me. 😰
bug experts, help me!
Behold. Butterfly ray!
Rory Pros _ •Looks like a tortilla •Flappy •Silly lil dude • Either looks like an adorable little cutie pie or looks like it knows all of your secrets and will blackmail you if you don't give it $50 • They have the coolest fucking skeletons
Rory cons - • Will blackmail you if you don't give it $50 • Literally nothing else this lil guy is so silly and I love it Actually Serious Rory talking abt an animal time - Butterfly Ray! Pretty sure they're Japanese, correct me if I'm wrong in the replies or repost. They don't sting, and they get big as fuck I'm I'm not mistaken (googled it, yea they're like 13 feet wide (3.9624 metres), and they're just chill dudes. they also bury themselves in the sand which I think is cool. like a little tortilla burying itself in the sand is just unnecessarily cute to me and I love it sm. they eat fish, crabs, squid, shrimp. all good shit that i'd eat too tbh, so diet gets Rory approval (everything about this lil guy gets Rory approval what am I on abt). they're critically endangered tho (at least in the southwest Atlantic) because humans suck and fish for them. hopefully they won't go extinct :( Anyways that's the butterfly ray, hope you enjoyed me talking about random silly animals that I found on the interwebs. good day my fellow earth citizens, good day.
I MADE HIS FOREHEAD SO LONG