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More Shenanigans but they invited Wolffe

*Fives and Echo are fighting* Rex, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Fives and Echo start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

Fives, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Rex. Rex, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Obi-Wan: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Anakin, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Obi-Wan: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Rex: Apologize to Cody! Wolffe: Fine! Wolffe: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Rex: *trying to get five seconds of sleep* Ahsoka, poking Rex’s arm: Rex. Rex. Rex. Rex! Rex: WHAT? Ahsoka: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

Rex: What happened?! Ahsoka: Do you want the long version or the short version? Rex: Sh-short?? Ahsoka: Shit's fucked. Rex: Okay, long. Ahsoka: Shit's very fucked.

Obi-Wan, to Cody: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

Obi-Wan: How many children do you have? Rex: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Wolffe: I learned a valuable lesson from this. Rex: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away… Wolffe: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

Cody: Hey, Rex! Did you know you're my BFFLWYLION? Rex: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Cody: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. Rex: Rex: That’s one way to say it, I guess…