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"the manors comedically oversized enclosure,"
fun fact: the biggest goldfish was caught in a French fishery at 60+ pounds and was nicknamed "The Carrot".
the manors large enclosure let's goldfish!reader grow big, and both human and animal form reflect that.
Goldfish!reader before batfam kidnapping adopting: tiny
Goldfish!reader after: LARGE

Whoa. Woah.



Looks like Bruce won’t be having a problem with you after all💚
Naw seriously though, scrap the big enclosure then, you just get loads of tiny ones scattered around the manor and installed into the walls.🦖🦖
That’s my b, I should’ve read up about them more before posting😔

Link to Goldfish Reader post









Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin with a spin Traveling in a world of my creation What we'll see will defy explanation...
I just speed runned breakfast so I could go back to sleep
Can people who do the world record for dry cracker eating coat their tongue with butter before? Or would water work or olive oil? At what point would it become storing the liquid in your mouth in a small pool? I heard of a person who can do a continuous water fountain for a minute by bringing up swallowed water, what if he did the world record? I’m curious behind the regulations for all this/ at what point it just goes to whoever can have the moistest mouth consistently throughout the ordeal.
Fun Fact: The longest piece of literature ever written is a Loud House fanfiction called "Loud House Revamped".
The fanfiction is currently above 16,777,215 words (we don't know the word count because fanfic.net uses 24-bit integers to count the amount of words and this fic surpassed the computational limit), and is 2000+ chapters. It is written by Jamesdean5842 and is still being written to this day.
The story is about an OC named JD Knudson who moves into the Louds town and goes on adventures with them after creating a superhero team with them. According to the recap (Obviously not even close to finished recap) on Tvtropes.org, the fic consists mainly of loud house episode plots rewritten to include the OC and a multitude of crossovers with other franchises from any piece of media you could possibly think of. (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheLoudHouseRevamped)
Some examples of the crossovers are Ed, Edd n Eddy, Naruto, Dante's Inferno, Inside Out, Matilda, Pulp Fiction, CatDog, Metroid, The Simpsons. This is a very small selection of the crossovers done in the fic.
Despite the fic's main characters being minors, the story contains lots of swearing, sex, romance, drugs, and violence. The sheer amount of strange details about this fic is crazy, reading the TVtropes page will give you some intense mental whiplash. (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheLoudHouseRevamped)
This is just the tip of the iceberg for this story, it is absolutely insane.