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How did they describe me so well 🫣😩

How did they describe me so well 🫣😩

deranged 1:00 am art

Made this

I’m

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Poshe🖤

stole these from @sh4thesh33p as well

my personal favorites :

"im already going to hell, go big or go home"

"im fulfilling the prophecy"

"its part of my training to defeat god"

"i have to have fun before the FBI finds me"

yknow some days i just feel like this cat

or this cat

alternatively, some days i feel like this cat

and other days i feel like this cat

i'll bring the snacks to share in floor time

my new favorite thing to do is to keep a bag of rainbow sprinkles and a spoon on me at all times, and begin eating the sprinkles using the spoon at random times.

i know the loop is wake up act silly but "wake up" implies that i sleep. and i am too busy being silly to go snork mimimi land.

aint no sleep for the silly

sleeping??? with the uncontrollable silliness that flows through my veins?? impossible.

aint no sleep for the silly

its been a privilege to be silly and unstable with you all

i just want to say it’s been an honor to be unhinged with all of you 

never suppress the silliness, never suppress the insanity, never suppress the goober

the silliness and insanity that flows through my veins in truly uncontrolled. the anti-sillies cannot stop it.

rule :3

sorry if i got too silly, if i was a little insane, a little deranged

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

i think the army of slightly evil raccoons we trained last week used the evil lighter

has anybody seen my evil lighter? i left it right next to my box of righteous yet corruptible matches

what do you mean i have to "act normal"??? ive never done that. i dont even know what normal MEANS. im just being a little silly. let me cause chaos in peace. let me make everyone around me confused by saying random things. its fun

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

the way i just slowly started laughing as the post went on proves im probably not going to heaven if i die

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

so when are we gonna do the ride?

cr.  BRILLER__613

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee