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1 year ago

My 149.86 cm ass would not survive💀

(I'm not young I'm just unfortunately stunted 😭)

Having a smol crisis over how tall some of the Obey Me cast is...

Having A Smol Crisis Over How Tall Some Of The Obey Me Cast Is...

I recall reading somewhere that Luci is 6'3", just to give a point of comparison. Also read somewhere before that Luke is supposed to be 5'2"?? EXCUSE ME??

And then I see this gem:

Having A Smol Crisis Over How Tall Some Of The Obey Me Cast Is...

and realize that FUCK IT'S TRUE. I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS LUKE. Like, if Barb really is that tall (estimating 6'2") then my 5'2" ass will look like THIS standing next to him.

Which makes this NB dialogue so much funnier...

Having A Smol Crisis Over How Tall Some Of The Obey Me Cast Is...
Having A Smol Crisis Over How Tall Some Of The Obey Me Cast Is...

YEAH. NO SHIT. OF COURSE LUKE FEELS BETTER WITH ME IN THE KITCHEN CUZ I NEED A FUCKING STOOL TOO, APPARENTLY....

Just imagining having to do everything using a stool now. Also imagining how fucking big the Devildom furniture would be. If I, at a reasonable 5'2", need a stool to comfortably prep food at the kitchen counter, then how big are the chairs? The tables? The couches...??

Just me, sitting at at the dining table with my feet dangling...

Don't even get me started on Diavolo...

Having A Smol Crisis Over How Tall Some Of The Obey Me Cast Is...

...look how much taller his behind Barbatos.

Fuckin' hell....


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