My 149.86 Cm Ass Would Not Survive

My 149.86 cm ass would not survive💀

(I'm not young I'm just unfortunately stunted 😭)

Having a smol crisis over how tall some of the Obey Me cast is...

I recall reading somewhere that Luci is 6'3", just to give a point of comparison. Also read somewhere before that Luke is supposed to be 5'2"?? EXCUSE ME??

And then I see this gem:

and realize that FUCK IT'S TRUE. I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS LUKE. Like, if Barb really is that tall (estimating 6'2") then my 5'2" ass will look like THIS standing next to him.

Which makes this NB dialogue so much funnier...

YEAH. NO SHIT. OF COURSE LUKE FEELS BETTER WITH ME IN THE KITCHEN CUZ I NEED A FUCKING STOOL TOO, APPARENTLY....

Just imagining having to do everything using a stool now. Also imagining how fucking big the Devildom furniture would be. If I, at a reasonable 5'2", need a stool to comfortably prep food at the kitchen counter, then how big are the chairs? The tables? The couches...??

Just me, sitting at at the dining table with my feet dangling...

Don't even get me started on Diavolo...

...look how much taller his behind Barbatos.

Fuckin' hell....

Lmao, do I look like I give a shit when the conversation was never even about Dazai's relationship with Odasaku?

You act like you actually have the right to tell people what to do.🙄

If you can't even tell that I'm just tryna joke about the scene where Dazai shoves Chuuya into his crotch then your head is clearly too far up your ass to see things properly.😒

Shoutout to chuuya for the time he decided to enable corruption, which literally destroys his organs, and proceed to bitch slap a dragon with a building just so he could go and punch his boyfriend. The queers have outdone themselves.

REMINDER: (Pls reblog so that this'll reach more people.)

• Fem!reader isn't the same as AFAB!reader.

• AFAB means "Assigned Female At Birth".

— It just means that the MC of the story is a biological female.

— It's based on the reader if their MC has a different gender orientation than their biological sex. (Meaning they can identify as they want and therefore can't be grouped as simply 'Fem!reader')

• That's why the pronouns of the MC in my own fanfiction are "They/Them".

— The NRC cast just doesn't know that yet.

—That's why they refer to the MC as a guy.

—It's basic confirmation bias; NRC is an all boys school, so the people in it have therefore come to expect that everyone in it will be boys.

• The reason that I tag my works as 'x reader' is because the MC of my story isn't specified to be Fem!.

• It may be selfish of me but I really want the chapters I've worked so hard to create to be read by others.

• If I tag my work as something else besides 'x reader' it may not reach a lot of people. (I also don't want to mistag my work)

• It's stated at the beginning of every chapter of my fic in bold letters that it's an 'AFAB!reader' crossover.

• So if you don't like it or isn't comfortable with it, then pls just scroll past it, I'm tryin my best🥹

Just stop writing if you can't even provide time and effort into genuinely writing your fanfics.

That's much better instead of using Ai and deceiving your readers into thinking that you used actual effort and skill on your work. 😒

My words are harsh and it burns but if you can't handle the burn then why don't you try making actual fucking effort on your work like actual authors (fanfic authors or otherwise) instead of being a lazy pussy and using Ai.

Thieves aren't welcome here.

I'd rather be a bitch than let people who leech on real authors get their way.

kind of wanna reinforce this here. because i’ve seen ai writing become so popular on tik tok.

ai writing is not okay.

it’s literally theft. just like how ai art steals, ai writing steals. it’s using authors’ very real work to generate whatever you type in. and this also needs to be said as well.

writing is a form of art. fanfiction is a form of literature.

seeing this all over my fyp is REALLY discouraging. fanfic itself is already a labor of love and we love it when you interact. but please do not use ai writing for your fanfic needs when this writing literally steals from fanfic authors.

genuinely don’t know if this post will go around because my interactions outside of hcs are shit, but i hope it does.

Can anyone please teach me how to make an account on Ao3? What the heck is all that getting an invitation thingamajig?

Pls send help🥺

Say goodbye to your kneecaps Alastor😈

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