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Welcome to i have a few mammon headcannons i don’t know what to do with them so here you go children part 2 this shit long long btw

Nesting

I feel like mammon has a nesting period and it normally doesn’t happen unless he is upset or is genuinely in the headspace needed for nesting. This guy definitely has some sort of treasure cave type of thing, with all of his priced possessions. It doesn’t have to be money ( theres prolly heaps of gold anyway) but really significant things for example a bunch of weapons that belongs to him and his brothers; a plushie Lilith gave to him back in heaven ; a necklace that lucifer gave him. Ya know , things that don’t seem much compared to the rest of his cave but mean the world to him. Mammon probably will have a bunch of blankets or soft clothes in the cave so that he can sort of sleep or curls into.

Mammon would probably turn into his second demon form which resembles more of a crow , like he’d have the legs of a crow, sharp and long talons and feathered wings. His torso prolly is normal tho.

In this state however, you are not to approach him. Nesting makes him very territorial and vulnerable at the same time so unless he gives you the okay to stay with him he will attack you. No hesitation. Doesn’t care if its his brothers either. Ye.

Anyways the place where he nests honestly depends on where he wants to be or what he be feeling. So he might not be asked to go to a cave to nest, and may just lock his room, or he might feel himself going into a true nesting headspace so he prolly will yeet himself to his nearest cave. He is the fastest bro so can get there before he starts hoarding anything. I feel like his main nesting location is in his circle, cuz he feels comfortable and there isn’t a distraction like his brothers there so he can rest in peace. All he does while nesting is honestly just sleep. And his harpies know when and where he is nesting so he does get protected by them outside the cave. Yes they do leave food and water for him they cant get attacked by him he hardly does.

There was an incident where mammon didn’t steal shit, but obviously got framed by satan and belphie, he apparently stole lucifers expensive wine that Diavolo gifted him and it was “special limited edition” or whatever, everyone ended up finding mams in his layer, nesting of course, and they all barged in the cave to see mammon sleeping soundly. Obviously seeing mammon looking peaceful didn’t sit right with this peacock, so he tried to grab mammon by the ear. He’s walking towards mammon, aaaannnddd would you look at that, mammon is awake and is staring into your soul lucifer, how do you feel? Lets just say that the brothers left the cave and the circle of greed with busted eardrums, broken arms, lots of scratches and a little reminder on who the second strongest is in their dysfunctional household. Ye. Mammon also nests in the winter cuz it cold innit. And birds fly to warmer places so like ye. Anywhos

Mammon and his significance to lucifer

Mammon as most of us know, was the right hand man to lucifer. In a way i feel like lucifer didn’t choose mammon, but Michael did instead. So lucifer knowing mammon honestly was ready to retire. He was ready to give up. Didn’t even give mammon a chance to prove himself. Rude.

Anyways time passed pretty quickly and lucifer still cant get over the shock that mammon can be serious when he wants to. Mammon can multitask pretty well, he knows who to do reports, he knows how to finish his work in detail , he knows how to do a lot of stuff, he just cant be bothered cuz it’s boring same tbh. Mammon ended up getting respect from lucifer, and in turn mammon looked up to lucifer. Mammon became lucifers younger bro, and lucifer did have a soft spot for him, which meant that this dumbass ended up spoiling mammon which, you know started the problem. Now mammon spends too much. It is your fault lucifer.

When it came to the war, lucifer was this 🤏 close to keeping mammon in heaven. He didn’t want mammon to die in the war, yes mams can fight , yes he can defend himself, but lucifer didn’t want to risk it. If he’s being honest with himself, Lilith’s death did break him, but losing mammon would make him fall of the edge. I feel like mammon’s presence was very grounding to him and sorta keeps him calm.

Oh and i feel like mammon will end up becoming way more terrifying if lucifer gets hurt by anyone, be it a lesser demon, a noble or even Diavolo, he will make them regret hurting his big brother. Personally I don’t think that mammon has to use power to show them they fucked up. All he’s got to do , say if it was a noble or a high rank who hurt lucifer, is just make them go bankrupt. They wont know mammon did it, and if mammon decides to tell them he did cause them to go bankrupt, these lot would try to snitch which wouldn’t work. Why? Cuz no one really expects mammon to have a high knowledge of magic or actually do something rash like that. If Diavolo hurts lucifer, well damn i guess the harpies are going to have a party the treasury will probably be in either oblivion or in Queen Liz’s own royal treasury ain’t nobody gotta know.

More harpy head cannons

Harpies also most definitely have a leader, and she’s normally got a different colour on her feathers. So , harpies are all female and they are massive. But they also have blue or black feathers and the only part of their body that has got a different colour of feathers are their chest feather, which are either white or red if they just had food, if you know what i mean.

Anyhoes back to the leader. Because she is pretty much one of the reasons why demons of any kind keep themselves in check including dia she gets to have a lot of the restricted areas in the devildom and in the layers of sin.

The way this absolute abomination of a lady looks is sorta concerning, i mean, y’all thought an average harpy is big- wait till you see this one. She can control her size if she feels like it, or so she doesn’t intimidate any of the kid harpies, so she looks like a 9-11 feet average harpy. But when this lady is in her real size -oof. She’s about 15 feet tall. She basically towers over a lot of buildings. She also has like gold feathers, white here and there, and has blonde hair.

What you don’t want to see, though, is her face. For the longest time, she was told to cover her face by mammon not cuz she was ugly— hell nah. The mask on her face is sort of used as a way to say “okay there is no war, everything is dandy”. If however, her mask is taken off, pack yo bags darling a war is about to break out. If you see her flying in her true height without her mask - goodnight nobody escaping.

The last time that happened was when mammon went into a frenzy and his power went haywire, so obviously ya boi dia had get some help form the rest of the bros and barbs to calm the white haired guy down.

Any gays, her outer feathers seem soft, but they also bullet proof and sort of stick out in defence if needed, cuz there was an incident where some dickhead genuinely thought he could take her down so he tried to shoot her and guess who is now a Facebook post.

Oh yeah and i feel like her voice kinda changes depending on who she is talking to, so she could sound like Lady Dmitrescu if she is talking to her family or Officer Grayson if she be talking to the sins or the royals, in which a certain person gets the horny attack asmo. she can also sound like ten other people who are talking in unison just to fuck with people.

I think imma do a part three cuz i ain’t done yet i have way too many mammon head cannons and my brain is prolly gonna make more fml