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Remus, young, naive: I hope something good happens
Remus, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny 
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Lily: So, what’s the plan?
Remus: Magic
Sirius: Wing it
Lily: those are NOT plans!
James: Broom!!
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*sees the McGonagall marching towards them*
Lily, who has done nothing wrong ever: She‘s coming for me.
Sirius, currently guilty of pickpocketing, setting fireworks off in the great hall, aiding and abetting, arson, various pranks: Yeah, probably.
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McGonagall: I have to ground you, Potter. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
James: What about my duties as Head Boy?
McGonagall: Okay fine. Other than that. And no music.
James: The record player‘s broken.
McGonagall: Then no broom.
McGonagall: I need my broom for practice.
McGonagall: Then, no .. uh … no Sirius.
Sirius: What?!
James: What?! No Sirius?!
McGonagall: NO SIRIUS!
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James: this is a perilous mission I must undertake alone
James: Gather your things Moony, Wormtail and Padfoot
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James: We‘ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sirius: Probably Peter.
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James: Point is, we need to do some serious, complicated magic to become animagie.
Peter: But that stuff is illegal!
James: ….
Peter: Alright, I’m in.
Sirius: I’m in too. I heard the word “illegal”
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James: Come on, you can’t make EVERYONE like you. You‘re not Remus.
Mary: Not everyone likes Remus, though.
James: WHO DOESNT LIKE REMUS?!
Mary: No one, I just -
Sirius: WE NEED NAMES. NOW
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James: *carrying Lily bridal style and talking with her calmly*
Sirius: *sprints past, carrying Remus over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while Remus is screaming at him*
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Remus: I can’t believe we’re locked together in this room
Sirius, while subtly throwing a key out of the window: truly unfortunate
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James: Good morning!
Remus: Bold statement.
What Lily says: Remus, it’s your responsibility to look after the other marauders
What Lily means: Remus, it‘s your job to keep these dumbasses from falling for every basic trick in the books because they have the self preservation skills of a bunch of toads (you too but you’re slightly better)
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Sirius: I was in a race once
Sirius: Well, I called it a race, the ministry called it ‘escaping prison’.
Sirius: They’re mad when they lose.