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Nobara: The floor is lava.
Gojo: [Helps y/n get on the counter]
Megumi: [kicks yuuji off the couch]
Nobara: As you can See, there are two types of husbands here
Y/n: How am I gonna tell your family and friends I'm pregnant?
Gojo: Don't worry, I got you.
*Later at dinner*
Gojo's dad: *chokes at dinner*
Gojo: Oh no! Grandpa needs
water!
Gojo's mom:
Gojo's dad:
Nanami:
Megumi:
Yuuji:
Nobara:
Shoko:
Geto:
Y/n:
The whole jujutsu world:
Kid Megumi: I want my daddy!
Y/n: I want your daddy too
Gojo: Y/N NOOOO-
Gojo Saturo headcanons
Y'all be like "Gojo is manwhore" in every fucking fanfic but tbh I think he was that kinda guy who would be nervous around y/n. He'd be stuttering wherever he tries to make a convo or causally talk to y/n. He make such a big deal about that his crush (y/n) talked to him to Geto(when in reality y/n just asked him for directions)
He'd be a blushing mess if y/n complimented him for example:
Gojo: I'm an idiot!
Y/n: A cute one at that;)
Gojo: *red as tomato*
He is quite possessive when it comes to y/n but he is totally down for threesome if it's w/ Geto or Nanami
And when (y/n) and Gojo finally get together. He- this man would cherish her- no scratch that he'd worship her. Whenever he is out working overboard, he'd send (y/n) pics of anything and everything.
Cheating. Noway like he know no-one else can tolerate his manchild ass.
Gojo loves it when you are the one in control and he wouldn't even deny it.
He'd do matching profiles.
If you two got in an argument, I can see him crying and begging u to forgive him even if it was your fault.
Heterosexual shippers in the jjk fandom is a prime example of the double standards between queer ships and het ships.
I think we all know the amount of flak queers ships receive with comments such as “they’re just friends” that aren’t used against het ships. All the m/f relationships (besides mechamiwa) are canonically platonic and will stay platonic, as confirmed by the author. Yet people seem to dismiss this in favor of their het ships and claim that they’re canon.
People are quick to pair Yuuji and Nobara (which we all know is simply because Nobara is a girl and Yuuji is a boy) and no one blinks an eye but If I were to head down to the YouTube comment sections and say I ship Megumi and Yuuji, I would get slammed with responses telling me “their just friends, stop making everything gay” even though yuuji and nobara are just as platonic, probably even more so than Yuuji and Megumi.
You know it’s funny seeing dudebros commonly make jokes on how “Yaoi fangirls” ship male characters who even hate it each other and then try to tell me Gojohime (Gojo x Utahime) is canon. Utahime, a woman who canonically dislikes Gojo, a man who canonically causes her stress will always be interpreted as a “Tsundere” even though that’s not what her character represents. Nanago (Gojo x Nanami) which is basically the same ship dynamic as gojohime isn’t treated as fairly. In a jujutsu Stroll episode, Gojo asks Nanami out on a date, but if you ship them, you’re just a crazy fangirl but if we were to replace Nanami with Utahime during that scene, we all know Gojohime would considered “basically canon” unlike Nanago
Satosugu (Gojo and Getou), the most heavily romantic coded paring in the entire series yet people still can’t fathom why others ship it.
Yeah just ignore the romantic language, the romantic break up theme songs, literally their entire relationship and I could see where you’re coming from.
And don’t get me started on the Yutamaki and Nobamaki debate. On any Nobamaki post you’ll see floods of comments claiming that “Maki has a crush on Yuta” because she blushed in that one scene, completely ignoring the fact that in Gege’s old art style, blushing is common and is mostly used to enhance a character’s emotion. Using the “Maki blushed argument”, that must mean Yuta must have a crush on Inumaki because he blushed while looking at him right?
Not only that but Nobara and Maki mutually blush in a scene where Gege uses their new style where blushing is used more sparingly but that doesn’t seem to count. Instead, many straight people will riot against Nobamaki with claims such as “They’re a sibling relationship!” or “Nobara just compliments Maki a lot because she views her as her role model” as if their specific interpretation is the objectively correct one.
I don’t care if you ship an m/f ship, but stop putting down queer ships and giving het ships special treatment.
Sorry for the rant-y post, the terrible comments under a Nobamaki tiktok post just tipped me over the edge.
Edit: I already know m/f experience hate or whatever but personally I just really don’t care. Why? Because the reasonings are different. Shipping discourse will always occur but the discourse surrounding queer ships are ALWAYS a result of homophobia, actual real world consequences. This was a post about the double standards between queer ships and het ships being valid, these standards stemming from homophobia.
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itafushi is like ... we aren't dating but our souls are intertwined. only you could understand my pain. you hold me when i wake up with night terrors. i come home to you every night. we kiss but its not about the act of kissing its about feeling safe enough to experience intimacy and warmth from another person. you promise me you won't leave and i believe you, i've never not believed you